Treat Your Gorgeous Ass to a Spa Day
“Butt Week has made me want to give a little extra TLC to my ass, to prepare it to be extra soft, plump, and ready to bite when I’m pushing it up against a girl under the covers in the near future.”
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Covering Our Butts: Let’s Talk About Underwear
“I like how I feel in my boring, black briefs, and I’ll probably keep wearing them for the rest of my long, gay life.”
Insider Butt Data for All You Absolute Nerds
“ANAL-ytics. Please don’t use that I am not serious.”
I Have IBS and I Still Want You to Eat My Ass
“Do you think he’ll notice if I just never come out of the bathroom?”
Wonder Woman’s Star-Spangled Butt Has Always Been a Canvas for Feminist Hope and Male Misogyny
Zack Snyder and Joss Whedon were not, of course, the first men to use Wonder Woman’s body — and especially her butt — as a blank page onto which they could project their feelings about Wonder Woman, specifically, and women, generally.
6 Sex Toys to Really Make an Impact (on Someone’s Butt)
Let us be thankful, today and all days, for butts. The possibilities for butt play and pleasure seem almost endless — not only inside, but also outside! This guide walks beginners to impact play through slappers, crops, and light paddles and floggers, helping you find the perfect match for you and your butt (or someone else’s).
Editor’s Notes: On Butt Week
“I was sitting at my little desk in my little living room, staring out my little window and thinking about this one girl’s extremely good ass.” And so it began.
5 Good Reasons to Just Fart in Front of Your Partner Already
Consider this your invitation to stop hiding, loosen your cheeks and let your sphincter siren sing for the one(s) you love.
11 of the Best Lesbian and Bisexual TV Butt Moments
If you’re not complimenting your friends’ butts what even are you doing?
Giving Poppers to Cis Women
“A cultural exchange from a person with a prostate to those without.”
It’s Time to Put a Butt Plug Directly Into Your Butt
Check out these better butt plugs and toys for Butt Week! Our picks come in confetti, hardwood, stainless steel, tie dye (!) and more.
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Njoy Pure Plug
“Nothing, and I mean nothing, feels as nice as stainless steel on your asshole.”
Pull Up To The Bumper: A Butt Week Playlist
You better pull up to the bumper, bend and make your booty whop and shake it like a polaroid picture because it’s time for a playlist that celebrates the backside!
Butt Week Coloring Pages!
Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!
How To Take A Perfect Butt Selfie
We’re going to learn how to take a perfect butt selfie together in honor of Autostraddle’s Butt Week and your perfect butt.