I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but Ellen Page is gay, you guys. I know, take a second to recover. Are you ok? Ok, good. Since I basically haven’t stopped dancing since I found out lo those handful of hours ago, I made you a playlist of songs to help you process your joy. These are the songs I would listen to today if I were Ellen Page, is what I’m saying.
Ellen Page Is Gay: The Celebration Playlist
Miracles Happen (When You Believe) – Myra
Everything Is Awesome!!! – Tegan & Sara ft. The Lonely Island
Bad Reputation – Joan Jett
Doing It Right – Go! Team
I Want You To Want Me – Letters To Cleo
Stronger – Britney Spears
Q.U.E.E.N. – Janelle Monae ft. Erykah Badu
Sentimental Tune – Tegan & Sara
Ain’t Nothin But a She Thing – Salt-n-Pepa
Bamboo Bones – Against Me!
Thread – Now, Now
Come To My Window – Melissa Etheridge
Keep Me In Mind – Little Joy
This Is For Real – Motion City Soundtrack
***Flawless – Beyoncé
Hard Way Home – Brandi Carlile
We Are Family – Sister Sledge
What Dreams Are Made Of – Hilary Duff
Want to suggest a playlist theme? Hit Stef up and someone on the team might make it for you.
YES THANK YOU
i was just about to comment on the other ellen page post that i needed a playlist to help me process this
Every playlist I make from now on is going to be called Ellen Page is Gay. Just to remind myself of this glorious fact.
Yes! I was wondering all day if there’d be either a playlist or a 50 Pictures Of. :)
Here, I got you this: http://www.autostraddle.com/50-pictures-of-ellen-page/
Thank you!!!! I love how it’s from 2011 when she was gallivanting with Clea Duvall. Hahaha <3
Oh, wow. 50 pictures would be awesome. Starting with those abs from Hard Candy. “Do babies read Zadie Smith?”
This playlist is what dreams are made of.
Never in history has there been a better use of that Hilary Duff song <3
The Hilary Duff song is semi-tolerable as long as it’s listened to ironically and/or nostalgically. However, I really can’t deal with my Ellen Page dreams being dubbed over by Hilary Duff, just sayin.
I would also add Tegan and Sara’s “EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!” from the LEGO Movie, but that’s just me.
DANG IT, I really did mean to add that one. I’m totally doing it now.
my face hurts from smiling
Makes me wanna party ;)
The only thing better than the fact that Heather Matarazzo is the first thing that happens on this playlist is that Ellen Page is gay.
I just hit This is For Real and realized all over again ELLEN PAGE IS GAY THIS IS FOR REAL
May I add Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, “Do You Wanna Touch Me” ?
Amazing. And here’s a Spotify playlist for it. With a little more Beyonce..
“With a little more Beyonce”
You…. I like you.
I hope Ellen Page reads Autostraddle!
<3 <3 <3
Just found out. Watched the video, unexpectedly freaked, and came here – I knew I could count on ol’ autostraddle to broadcast communal feels asap.
wow. yay. …and i will party to that! cheers!
When I woke up to my straight friend texting me in envy, I knew something amazing had happened. I then proceeded to gloat.
I’m so glad she’s gay. I mean, her being straight just made all my fantasies seem unrealistic.
Travelling to the USA and casually running into her, her falling wildly in love with me and us ending up in a two bedroom house with 2.5. dogs and a beautiful blue truck is one thing but come on! I need to be a least a little level-headed about this.
Ellen Page! (this has been my response to all things since yesterday)
Lets give intern grace all the hugs for a well done playlist. slow clap and flask raise
I totally raised my You Do You flask to this last night. Cheers homogays!
I appreciate the generous recycling of early naughts movie soundtracks.
If you need me, I’ll be rewatching The Princess Diaries and Ten Things I Hate About You.
All that’s left for her to do is become a recurring character on Orange is The New Black. I already have her backstory and plot written.
Really strangely, when I clicked on this link that letters for Cleo popped into my head!
Clearly a top choice :)
A playlist that includes Salt n Pepa AND Hilary Duff?
This is indeed what dreams are made of.