Results for: love is a lie
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Queer Horoscopes for March 2021: How Will You Let Pisces Season Restore You?
After many months of high-pressured astrology, Pisces season offers us a chance to rest and heal. But what does healing look like when we’re still in the midst of crisis?
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How to Write a Really Hot Sext in 5 Easy Steps
Here is a beginner’s guide to sending really hot sexts to your casual date, your girlfriend, and every babe in between. You’re welcome.
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Making Amends with Valentine’s Day
I hid behind instruments, computers, Whitney’s voice, Prince’s guitar. I sat in front of my computer surrounded by cassettes, illegally downloading songs, awkwardly whispering “I love you more than I know how to explain and I’m scared so here’s a mixtape I made you.”
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This Is an Essay About Penises
“I spent years not thinking about my penis — or, at least, thinking about it as little as possible. After I transitioned, my penis became the most important part of my body — at least, to other people.”
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Between Orbits: Two Manipulators, Pulled Out of Abuse and Back
Or, the queer urge to almost form a cult with a straight woman.
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #37
“Heather Hogan’s misandry gives me LIFE.” Welcome to Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us: in which the Autostraddle senior team answers q’s A+ members send in, freaks out with you over exciting news and responds to your all-consuming need to share various things!
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“Legends of Tomorrow” Episode 602 Recap: Burgers to Die For
Ava and the Legends follow an alien lead back to the 50s while Sara finds herself on a strange planet with Gary and…Amelia Earhart.
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“The Craft: Legacy” Isn’t Just Straight — It’s Bad
Shelli and Drew had such high hopes for The Craft: Legacy, and wow were they dashed by this terrible movie.
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Batwoman Episode 208 Recap: Kiss From a Rose
Everyone in Gotham City goes to Coryana to look for Kate Kane and everyone almost dies because of it, which is ironic because of who’s actually alive back in Gotham City.
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Heartwarming Gifts for Burning Down the System: Shopping for the Protestors in Your Life
This holiday season, show your favorite anti-fascist that you care with a gift they can take into the streets.
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“To L and Back” Gen Q Podcast Episode 203: Luck Be a Lady
“In Gigi’s head she’s always calculating everything and very aware of everyone’s emotions and very aware of her own emotions and then does the chaotic thing anyways. And that’s how I live my life and I love to see it on TV in someone so hot.”
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This is Your Friday Open Thread for July 10, 2020
A place to hang, chat, reminisce, scheme, ponder, work together, dream, exist.
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You Need Help: When Is it Love?
I’m not saying this word doesn’t hold meaning — I’m saying the opposite. This word holds so many meanings.
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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The CRAVE Duet Pro Build-A-Vibe Experience
Today three different Autostraddle writers review and compare their takes on Crave’s Duet Pro assembled at home via their limited-time Build-A-Vibe Experience. Each were sent Build-A-Vibe kits from Crave and were able to assemble their own vibes at home while hanging out together in a live Zoom workshop!
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“Tiny Pretty Things” Review: I Love and Hate This Netflix Ballet Show
Fun and frustrating, derivative and surprising, Netflix’s new ballet show Tiny Pretty Things is undone by its paradoxes.
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“Batwoman” Episode 212 Recap: It’s the Batsignal, Not a Pager
At Crow headquarters, Sophie is doing that thing you do when you have a crush on someone and you can’t stop thinking about them so you stare at their photo and compare it with a masked vigilante’s and wonder how you never realized they had a secret identity and somehow that makes you love them more.
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Boobs on Your Tube: “Station 19” Continues Shondaland’s Legacy of Hot Gay Sex (And Drama)
Plus updates on: Harley Quinn, How To Get Away with Murder, In the Dark, Motherland: Fort Salem, Tommy, Roswell, The Baker and the Beauty, 911, Top Chef, and Siren.
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A Guide to Camping at Home During Quarantine
As a lesbian, there’s nothing I love more than camping. It’s the only time you’re allowed to eat a plain hot dog on a stick!
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Everything That Matters Is Stuck in the Back of My Throat
All I have is an ellipsis. Grief is a flat circle. And I never imagined I would have to live through grieving her.
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NSFW Lesbosexy Is a Tall Glass of Water
Dating is hard when you’re too thirsty. Plus, pandemic non-monogamy, relationship imposter syndrome, and more.