Jopen Vanity Vr.9 Vibe Review

IT CAN DO ANYTHING (WHILE VIBRATING!)

This week we have another super technologically advanced vibrator item from Babeland.

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Jopen Vanity Vr.9 Vibe

+ Size: 10″ x 1-3/4″
+ Material: Silicone
+ Price: $145.

If you’re interested in toys that will stimulate your g-spot, toys meant for penetration with some girth, and/or toys that can do all of the above WHILE VIBRATING, then the Jopen Vanity might be your jam. Elegant and aesthetically pleasing, its totally seamless body is waterproof for use in the shower or bath, and it’s so versatile it’s really just daring you to find new ways to use it. Use the curved end with a bulbous tip for focused g-spot stimulation and hold the wider end like a handle; if you’re up for more, turn on the vibrating motor for extra stimulation. If you’re into having really fairly large things inside you, grab some lube and turn it around; and yeah, in case you were wondering, that vibrates too. (Separately! No point wasting the charge.)

The vibration with the Vanity isn’t super intense, so if you need strong clit stimulation you may want to use it in conjunction with something else. (Although the heavier end is pretty much shaped exactly like your vulva, so if you like gentle clit stimulation, go for it. (I don’t know how else to explain it other than “shaped like your vulva.” It’ll make sense once you hold it.))

The Vanity is maybe slightly easier to use with a partner, as it can be a little unwieldy to maneuver on your own, but really I cannot see any conceivable way that using this could be not awesome or deeply fulfilling in every possible way. Settle in with a glass of red wine and this sleek sexy piece of futuristic [environmentally sustainable!] technology, and no matter what you’re into you are headed for a Very Special Evening.

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Riese

Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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25 Comments

  1. I always wondered if there could be such a thing as a gay beam, not like gaydar but like a dazzling beam of rainbows that turns people gay, picture #83 is def the closest thing I’ve ever seen

  2. “I never really understood why weekends were considered such a haven of relaxation since everyone I knew worked in food service”

    Amen. I can’t wait until I’m done with this nonsense they call waitressing.

    Also, the poem is epic. I aspire to this.

  3. Well, I’m going to have been awake for about a day and half when I finally get time to fall asleep later. So I might just mumble a verse or so of that poem to my girlfriend before I do.

  4. I wish I had $145 plus shipping to spare. It’s so sexy looking AND it’s purple and my vibrator just broke

  5. I read that poem to my love interest and they said, “Are you sure you didn’t write that about me?”

    Michelle Tea is my woman, one of my big influences, and definitely a nice lady– I got to meet her a month ago! Way cool.

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