14 Sex Toys That Don’t Look Like Body Parts

A ton of sex toys are shaped like or nod toward body parts — dildos are an obvious parallel, but vulvas and tongues and even fingers all have a presence.

But sometimes, you want something that doesn’t look like a body part. (At least, not a human body part.) For those times, check out these non-representative sex toys, featuring ice cream cones, octopi, emoji and more.

Ice Cream

The iScream dildo is a soft silicone popsicle-shaped dildo on a plastic stick. It’s 6″ long, 1.75″ in diameter, and easy to clean between uses or partners. Put it in the freezer for temperature — or more realistic food — play. And for something similar, check out the Pure Pop from Hole Punch, a 7″ long, bright tri-color silicone popsicle on a urethane plastic stick with a display stand.

In the same line, the iScream Vanilla is a vibrator shaped like a chocolate-drizzled vanilla ice cream cone. The 10 vibration speeds are a mix of rumbly and buzzy, steady and patterned, but let’s be real: the aesthetic (almost) makes them irrelevant. The iScream Vanilla is made of silicone and ABS plastic, USB rechargeable, and waterproof.

The Ass Cram Cone is a Neopolitan-colored silicone butt plug available in three densities from small-batch sex-toy maker Hole Punch. At 5″ long and 2″ diameter at its widest, it’s huge but also gorgeous.

Futuristic Architecture

L’Amourose Prism V is a geometric silicone vibrator with 12 intensities, and 5 vibration patterns. It’s rumbly, waterproof, can target a g-spot, and can be used internally or externally. If you’ve ever looked at a building with a great design sensibility and wanted to put it down your pants, this could be the vibrator for you.

L’Amourose Prism VII is also a geometric silicone vibrator with 12 intensities and a few vibration patterns. It’s rumbly, waterproof, and has a curved end to target a g-spot along with a small nub to simultaneously target a clit.

Sea Creatures

The whale-shaped Yoru vibrator is part of the Iroha Plus line of animal-themed vibrators (there’s also a bird and a hedgehog!). It’s squishy silicone with a squeezable mouth and different edges and angles. It’s also USB rechargeable with a battery life of about an hour.

The tentacle-shaped Octopussy glass dildo has an curve to target a g-spot or prostate, smooth ribs and nubs for texture during penetration, and a looped handle to make it easy to hold even when your hands are covered in lube. It’s Pyrex, so you can boil it to sterilize (just make sure to avoid intense temperature changes).

Rubber duck? Vibrator? The I Rub My Duckie answers, why not both? It floats, it’s quiet, it’s latex-free PVC.

Less interested in what lives in the ocean and more into the ocean itself? The Ocean mini silicone rabbit-style vibrator has a shaft for a g-spot and a nub for a clit, 12 vibration patterns, and runs on two not-included AAA batteries. It’s also waterproof, because duh.


Wishing the unicorn thing going around went one step further? The Unicorn Horn Dildo, handmade by Geeky Sex Toys, is pearly medical-grade silicone, 7.5″ long and 5.5″ in circumference, and has a swirling taper and a suction cup base for however you want to bring your unicorn dreams to life.

The Tokidoki Unicorn Wand by Tokidoki and Lovehoney is a six-speed electric vibrator that urges you to “release your hidden rainbow energy.” It has six speeds, a scroll control, and a silicone unicorn head that creates pinpoint or broader sensations and is removable and easy to clean. The Tokidoki vibrator line also includes a selection of bullet vibes if something smaller is more your speed.

A Diamond

Because you are one.

Bijoux Indiscret’s Twenty One Vibrating Diamond is a USB-rechargeable waterproof diamond with multiple vibration intensities and patterns.


Why not masturbate with the emoji that everyone loves to sext? I’m holding my breath for a rocket ship emojibator personally, but until then check out these two:

The Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator from Pixelrise is a small silky silicone external vibrator with 10 settings. It runs on four (included) LR44 watch batteries. And so does its sequel, the Emojibator Chili Pepper Vibrator.

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  1. Ummmmm I’ve never wanted anything in life more than I want that ridiculous Unicorn Wand, wut evin

    • It’s a little buzzy for my taste tbh but also I’m not there for the quality of the vibrations I’m there because it’s shaped like a freaking unicorn. (Review forthcoming obvs.)

  2. Ha, what a great idea! I’d also love some non-realistic strap on suggestions, it seems like so many of the top recommendations are realistic.

    • As long as I’m daring to dream…it’d be especially great to know about non-realistic strap-ons that have something for the wearer too (ridges, nubs, etc.) and have a range of sizes (very thin is the size I’m specifically thinking of)

      • So long as it has some kind of flared base, any shape dildo should be harness compatible

    • It’s not a strap-on but what I imagine to be a great option for what to put in the strap-on:
      None other than the Mustang Royale! As well as being part of the VixSkin collection, it’s awesome and super squishy (but firm), and the part where it touches the person giving it, it’s got these delicious bumps where they can feel the stuff happening.

      I purchased it a few months ago with hopes of my girlfriend wanting to use it on me but no luck yet ^.^’
      I use it on myself though, screw that! Feels awesome inside of you but also amazing outside of you. Even if it’s just jerking off, lol. Just that gets me so moist and wanting (that line from the Tenacious D movie lol).

      • I’ve heard great things about them, but am I missing something? The ones I’ve seen look like penises, with heads and veins and everything. As someone who’s had way too much penis-trauma I just don’t want to be near something that looks like a penis.

  3. Did anyone else feel a burning sensation looking at the pepper dildos? Nope? Guess I’m the only hot one here.

  4. I know the unicorn horn one is soft and all, but every time I see that thing I cringe. Just speaking as someone who had a partner bring an actual horn into play once.

  5. Anyone else remember “Death by Orgasm”; that scorpion-shaped vibrator that came in its own little coffin? It was discontinued-you can decide for yourselves whether that was a good or a bad thing.

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