Hi! I can’t believe it — it’s been an entire year since I joined the Autostraddle team. Which means… SUMMER IS HERE! You can always count on us to bring you new merch during this time of the year. Insider fact: it’s because of A-Camp. We always premiere our new ideas there, and then bring them to our wider audience here, on Autostraddle.com. Have you heard of it?
Are you ready for what we’re about to throw down? Yes? Stop trollin’ and get to scrollin’!
Gender Traitor Tee – $25
Unisex Sizes (S–3XL)
Among many things, this tee inspires reaction from those “in the know.” A small smile, a double-take, the widening of the eyes as they flick from your neon-emblazoned gender-traitoring chest up to your beautiful gay face. Inspired by the name used to denote LGBTQ people in “The Handmaid’s Tale,” The Gender Traitor graphic is screen-printed in neon pink & white, on Alternative Apparels Eco-Jersey Unisex Crew tee.
Gender Traitor Tank – $25
For a sweet, summery look, we’ve also printed this graphic on a vibrant flowy tank by Bella + Canvas. It evokes the exact same sentiments as the tee, except you’ll most likely be wearing it underneath a blazing hot sun flashing your blazing hot guns. (And by guns I mean your arms, obviously, I don’t think you should hold guns while wearing this tank top).
Basic Autostraddle Tank – $22
Unisex Sizes (XS–2XL)
Back in March, an A+ member asked a thing that many of you have been asking. When will you make a shirt for me? You know, a simple, low-key shirt that (1) expresses my love of Autostraddle while (2) not expressing an extremely nuanced and specific gender identity?
The Autostraddle logo is screen-printed teeny-tiny on a soft, dark grey heather jersey muscle tank by Bella + Canvas. That’s it, that’s all–maybe your summer shoulders will be snuggling with this tank top soon!
Deal City, Population: You!
B. Sorte + Butch Tee
C. Hard Femme Tee