Summer Merch Is Here: Scissoring Muscle Tanks, Tomboy Femme Crop Tops, & SO MANY Enamel Pins!

Hello new friends! It’s Sarah, and I’m here to bring you the latest on all the spectacular new merch in our store!

IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER–and it’s hawt out there. So we’re bringing you some shiny new shirts to put on your bods to stay cool, fresh, and HIP during this sultry season.

Tomboy Femme Crop Top – $22

Cecelia wearing our Tomboy Femme Crop Top
Check out this bright, fantastic number–our TOMBOY FEMME CROP TOP. This shirt is made by the lovely Bella + Canvas and is “super soft and flowy” with a “cropped and boxy silhouette”, so it’s super flattering and breezy. Slip this on and run around wildly in the sunshine. Make sure to tag #tomboyfemmeshirt when you do it, because we want to see your beautiful faces!

Scissoring Muscle Tank – $22

Sarah in that turquoise scissoring muscle tank
Here comes the latest in a long line of lovely scissoring merch–the Scissoring Muscle Tank, now in turquoise! This color is everything, especially on Gabby Dunn.

( repost from @gabyroad ) join the summer scissoring tee movement – tees in our @hellomerch are live!

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This muscle tank by Bella + Canvas is cozy and super flattering because it has a fabric blend “that softly drapes around curves.”

"You know the ones where they cling to you in some places, and fall off you in others."

Enamel Pins – $10 each

Yes Cats Pin, Scissor Pin, Lazy Femme Pin, Mis Pin, Butch, Please Pin, Gal Pal Pin, Read a Fucking Book Pin, Tomboy Femme Pin

It’s safe to say that sometimes the fabrics of our lives feel, well, naked. It’s okay you guys. These lovely little Enamel Pins are here to help declaratively decorate your goods–your bags, lapels, cuffs, your harness… whatever your want to add a bit of flair to!

  1. Yes Cats Pin
  2. Scissor Pin
  3. Lazy Femme Pin
  4. Mis Pin
  5. Butch Please Pin
  6. Gal Pal Pin
  7. Tomboy Femme Pin
  8. Read A Fucking Book Pin

2016 A-Camp Swag

If you missed A-Camp or are missing A-Camp, here are two ways to let the world and your body know about it.

2016 A-Camp Hoodie – $48

Heather Hogan and Sarah Nolte at A-Camp 2016

Heather Hogan & Sarah Nolte on some mountain.

Our official 2016 A-Camp Hoodie has a fleece-lined hood, is super comfy, and will provide all the warm fuzzies you need on those nights around a queer summer bonfire. THEN when a cute person asks you “What is A-Camp?” you can say “Newest lover, let me tell you about all the feelings” and the rest is history. It’s a known fact that Heather Hogan was wearing an A-Camp hoodie when she met her partner, Stacy.*

* I have not fact checked this statement, but I dreamt about it once.

A-Camp 2016 Water Bottle – $15

Alaina drinking from her A-Camp water bottle with her cat Alexei.

This moment with Alaina and Alexei brought to you by hydration.

Don’t forget to hydrate on the mountain! This A-Camp Water Bottle can be filled with 22 ounces of vodka or water, and it has a flip top spout, which can help when you’re in the middle of a workout or str8 chillin. Just FLIP, SIP, and feel the hydration!

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  1. Ahhhhhh I already have the black scissoring tank top but this one is in my favourite colour so I guess I am just going to have to become the owner of TWO SCISSORING TANK TOPS. Because what else is money for?

    Question – does this one fit the same way as the black one? Not sure if it’s the same brand again?

  2. Putting sharp objects on a harness seems exceedingly dangerous.

    Maybe that’s the *point.* <---- Ok goodbye forever.

  3. You previously had scissor t-shirts with the scissors being two different colors; will you get these in again?

  4. Just came here to say that the pink Tomboy Femme crop top is, in fact, SUPER SOFT, and I have not, in fact, taken it off since the day that I bought it.

  5. I got my GF the scissoring pin. She wore it to work. She works in an elementary school. :-D

  6. Hold up yo! Were the water bottles at camp?! I was kicking myself for not bringing a water bottle to camp. I also skipped all the real hikes, except for the selfie “hike”, because I was sure I would die

    • Oh no Andrea! Your situation was the exact reason why we got these. I’m pretty sure they were at the merch table. How did you stay hydrated on the mountain?

      P.S.–Miss you! I finished Gaby’s book–SO GOOD.

      • I totally missed them! I kept hydrated with a combo of yellow camp cup and disposable camp cups.

        Miss you too! I finished G’s book my first week back from camp. So good I’ll probably read it again and get a copy or two to share with friends!

  7. everyone looks so good with their merch, ESPECIALLY my son alexei #proudmom

    he loves autostraddle

  8. These cute models are killing me!

    I really want that teal muscle tee even though I already have the black one…hmm…

  9. Ahh, I’ve been waiting for y’all to restock Lazy Femme shirts in bigger sizes for a while …now it says final run! :(
    Like, forever final? I’m so sad.

  10. I really REALLY want the scissor tank! Could I ask advice for the people who already have them about how they fit? I am a UK 12 (US 10) and like my tanks to be loose fitting but not HUGE on me. Would you recommend a medium or a large? Thanks in advance!

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