Hello new friends! It’s Sarah, and I’m here to bring you the latest on all the spectacular new merch in our store!
IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER–and it’s hawt out there. So we’re bringing you some shiny new shirts to put on your bods to stay cool, fresh, and HIP during this sultry season.
Tomboy Femme Crop Top – $22
Check out this bright, fantastic number–our TOMBOY FEMME CROP TOP. This shirt is made by the lovely Bella + Canvas and is “super soft and flowy” with a “cropped and boxy silhouette”, so it’s super flattering and breezy. Slip this on and run around wildly in the sunshine. Make sure to tag #tomboyfemmeshirt when you do it, because we want to see your beautiful faces!
Scissoring Muscle Tank – $22
Here comes the latest in a long line of lovely scissoring merch–the Scissoring Muscle Tank, now in turquoise! This color is everything, especially on Gabby Dunn.
This muscle tank by Bella + Canvas is cozy and super flattering because it has a fabric blend “that softly drapes around curves.”
Enamel Pins – $10 each
It’s safe to say that sometimes the fabrics of our lives feel, well, naked. It’s okay you guys. These lovely little Enamel Pins are here to help declaratively decorate your goods–your bags, lapels, cuffs, your harness… whatever your want to add a bit of flair to!
- Yes Cats Pin
- Scissor Pin
- Lazy Femme Pin
- Mis Pin
- Butch Please Pin
- Gal Pal Pin
- Tomboy Femme Pin
- Read A Fucking Book Pin
2016 A-Camp Swag
If you missed A-Camp or are missing A-Camp, here are two ways to let the world and your body know about it.
2016 A-Camp Hoodie – $48
![Heather Hogan and Sarah Nolte at A-Camp 2016](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/heather_hoodie.jpg?resize=640%2C596)
Heather Hogan & Sarah Nolte on some mountain.
Our official 2016 A-Camp Hoodie has a fleece-lined hood, is super comfy, and will provide all the warm fuzzies you need on those nights around a queer summer bonfire. THEN when a cute person asks you “What is A-Camp?” you can say “Newest lover, let me tell you about all the feelings” and the rest is history. It’s a known fact that Heather Hogan was wearing an A-Camp hoodie when she met her partner, Stacy.*
* I have not fact checked this statement, but I dreamt about it once.
A-Camp 2016 Water Bottle – $15
![Alaina drinking from her A-Camp water bottle with her cat Alexei.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/IMG_7973.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
This moment with Alaina and Alexei brought to you by hydration.
Don’t forget to hydrate on the mountain! This A-Camp Water Bottle can be filled with 22 ounces of vodka or water, and it has a flip top spout, which can help when you’re in the middle of a workout or str8 chillin. Just FLIP, SIP, and feel the hydration!
Ahhhhhh I already have the black scissoring tank top but this one is in my favourite colour so I guess I am just going to have to become the owner of TWO SCISSORING TANK TOPS. Because what else is money for?
Question – does this one fit the same way as the black one? Not sure if it’s the same brand again?
I have both and they fit the same!
Yes, this is the same exact style of tank by Bella–just in a different color! Happy scissoring! ♡
Ok, thank you both! ONWARD TO SCISSORING
Omg that tomboy femme crop top!!!!
Can guarentee that it is the most comfortable and most pink. All the points.
But but but the shipping and customs :(
I want the scissoring shirt but feel your pain, almost $50 total for a tank top is probably out of my budget right now :(
Putting sharp objects on a harness seems exceedingly dangerous.
Maybe that’s the *point.* <---- Ok goodbye forever.
Mmm, good point! ?
You previously had scissor t-shirts with the scissors being two different colors; will you get these in again?
Yes! We still have the scissoring tank in black which featured duo-toned scissors.
Yea!
The scissors were bi… Bicolor that is
Just came here to say that the pink Tomboy Femme crop top is, in fact, SUPER SOFT, and I have not, in fact, taken it off since the day that I bought it.
Totally seconded! Only removed for very quick washing!
I got my GF the scissoring pin. She wore it to work. She works in an elementary school. :-D
my typical explanation, “you know, like crafting!”
She was going to use the crafting explanation for those instances where she needed to be more prudent. :-D
Maybe we should make that our code word.
^comment award right here^
Hold up yo! Were the water bottles at camp?! I was kicking myself for not bringing a water bottle to camp. I also skipped all the real hikes, except for the selfie “hike”, because I was sure I would die
Oh no Andrea! Your situation was the exact reason why we got these. I’m pretty sure they were at the merch table. How did you stay hydrated on the mountain?
P.S.–Miss you! I finished Gaby’s book–SO GOOD.
I totally missed them! I kept hydrated with a combo of yellow camp cup and disposable camp cups.
Miss you too! I finished G’s book my first week back from camp. So good I’ll probably read it again and get a copy or two to share with friends!
What an excellent idea!
I have my eye on one of those hoodies
jajaja, sarah this post is so great and all this merch looks AMAZING
? MEY!
everyone looks so good with their merch, ESPECIALLY my son alexei #proudmom
he loves autostraddle
Parenting done right.
It takes a village
These cute models are killing me!
I really want that teal muscle tee even though I already have the black one…hmm…
Treat yourself
A-camp merch: also great for spotting each other at the airport.
Lesbians are nothing if not practical
22 ounces of vodka? Speaking my language…
Ahh, I’ve been waiting for y’all to restock Lazy Femme shirts in bigger sizes for a while …now it says final run! :(
Like, forever final? I’m so sad.
We are planning to stock them again, but in a new color! Any requests? ☺️
Hi! Just want to let you know–we got the Lazy Femme shirts back in stock, in a color that’s called ‘blue fog’, which is pretty dope.
https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/autostraddle/products/lazy-femme-womens-cotton-modal-blue-t-shirt?variant=22025671940
I really REALLY want the scissor tank! Could I ask advice for the people who already have them about how they fit? I am a UK 12 (US 10) and like my tanks to be loose fitting but not HUGE on me. Would you recommend a medium or a large? Thanks in advance!
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