No Filter: USWNT Are The Best Aunties Imaginable, Will They Be Mine?

Welcome back to No Filter! You know the deal — I go through Instagram with my eagle eye precision for gay celebrity content and bring it to you with pithy bon mots. Great, let’s do it!

Let’s start strong this week with this *fire emoji* photo of Trace with a sick message?

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Favorite shirt, obviously. #teamMelKing

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Phenomenal indeed!

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DIY not 🥽🔨

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Love this photo, I just love it, that is all.

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Sleek bob with a little smoke

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Okay, give them that smoke!

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escaped to paradise🌱

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I cherish this gift @gucci

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LOVE these glasses, I couldn’t wear them at all.

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Super Tuesday participant.

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Democracy! In! Action!

Sunday at an art museum with Kristen Kish sounds… perfect to me!

Please everyone tell me in the comments what your matching lesbian outfit would be. Mine would be the the slightly more femme version of this — replace the flannel with some sort of blouse in a jewel tone and we are off to the races!

*pounds table* dream team dream team dream team dream team

Considering myself a friend, thanks!

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Christina Tucker

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  1. Raise your hands if you want to get recked by Trace Lysette, which I am sure she gets often. ✋

    • Me!!! When I saw the photos of her in this post, I immediately understood the meaning of thirst trap and then her explanation of it made her even hotter. 🔥

  2. My lesbian uniform is a blue or green flannel, grey AS shirt (scissors? soft butch? the triangle tank?), and jeans. I tend to match lesbians, people from Maine, and brewery employees.

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