This week in No Filter news, I am dismayed to inform you that my imaginary girlfriend Trace Lysette recently took to her Instagram stories to admit that our long-struggling heroine Miss Margaret (the flowering tree who lived on her balcony) had finally passed away. She held a moving tribute to the famously troubled plant, and many tears were shed. I may never be the same.
Additionally, this tabloid bit about Samantha Ronson and her current girlfriend made me long for the days when Samantha and Lindsay Lohan were the definitive lesbian Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time.
Anyway, we’re here to talk about Instagram!
Here’s a series of photographs of Paris Jackson climbing a tree. She has not posted ANYTHING regarding Cara Delevingne in several days but I maintain hope that these two are still very much canoodling. Cara did repost a meme from Paris which seems promising? The couple who memes together something something?
Kehlani has posted a lot of videos of herself cheesing at Coachella but this particular video of her reveling in Beyonce’s very existence is my favorite.
OK, here’s a really cute photo of Lesbian Jesus Hayley Kiyoko dreaming of the day she’d one day take the stage at Coachella. Amazingly, once she actually did play Coachella, she took this blessed opportunity to turn a straight girl:
— Vanessa (@vannyhearts) April 14, 2018
Also, Hayley’s Mom had a very good time:
delete everything else on the internet hayley kiyoko's mom watching her daughter perform is the only thing that matters pic.twitter.com/n7hWcJJ3L5
— saddy (@lesbihayley) April 16, 2018
This is honestly the best argument anyone has ever made for Coachella.
Danielle Brooks dancing videos are guaranteed to improve your week by about 214243%.
Will season 2 of Westworld actually kill me? IT MIGHT.
A LOT OF THINGS ARE HAPPENING HERE.
Where is everybody getting these cute cat ears from and why weren’t they cool when I was a 16-year-old mall goth?
This is a lot of lesbian superhero power in one photo, and also Catwoman.
This video is exactly what it claims to be and I have watched it approximately thirteen times on a loop today.
Join us next week, as Hayley Kiyoko’s reign of terror/splendor continues.