Welcome back to another rousing edition of No Filter, an invigorating swim through the freezing, choppy waters of celebrity Instagram. This week, we’re trying to figure out what’s going on with St. Vincent and Cara Delevingne in order to truly determine whether or not love is in fact a lie (spoiler: it is). Let’s not waste any time.
Thank you to Grace, who tipped me off to this unbelievable baby photo of your friend and mine, the inimitable Ellen Page.
The river runs red with the blood of Hannah Hart’s enemies.
Hahahahaha hey look it’s Samira Wiley sitting in a normal chair!
I want to know everything that happened to make this moment happen in all our lives, and I want to know all about everything that happened immediately afterwards.
Now that Selena Forrest is officially part of the club, she has received the customary invitation into Whoopi Goldberg’s brood of grandchildren. Remember when you received yours? Seems like yesterday.
Guys, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CARA DELEVINGNE AND ANNIE CLARK? Cara has been out partying with Amber Heard, went to Burning Man, put her hair in some very poorly advised cornrows. Annie has been wandering LA improv shows with Kristen Stewart, the Sun says they broke up, nobody’s really saying anything but Cara’s tweeting stuff like this:
— Cara Delevingne (@Caradelevingne) September 10, 2016
If you have intel, please talk to me. Are these guys OK?
Two things we can truly never get enough of: Ruby Rose and sports.
Jen Richards has been casually making history pretty much every day the last couple of weeks and it’s totally fine.
Jenny Owen Youngs is so obsessed with dinosaurs that they come out of the brains of people standing near her.
Join us next week, when Jenny Owen Youngs starts manifesting prehistoric creatures in clouds and pieces of toast.
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