My Drunk Kitchen Is Chocolate-Covered and Ready for Love

I like her shirt.

Hello! Hannah Hart has a special holiday gift for you: she made chocolate soufflé! And by that I mean she melted chocolate and smeared it all over her face, which is just as good if not better. She also gives a fair amount of relationship advice, including the classic Hartoism: “Relationships are a lot like cooking, you know? You have a lot of bad experiences, and you have a lot of times you fucked up, but for some reason, you started a webseries about cooking. I don’t get you, man.” Happy Three-Days-After Valentine’s Day, I guess!

Have I mentioned that she’s coming to Camp Autostraddle? I’m not sure I’ve geeked out enough about this yet.

“Being single is great ’cause you can do a lot of great things when you’re single. Number one: masturbate.”

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  1. Just imagine, Hannah Hart could potentially wink at us IRL, you guys! Oh, Autostraddle & ASS Camp…making dreams come true a few hundred lesbians at a time.

    Oh, and the smile at 0:47 warms my heart.

  2. you guys don’t know how upset i am that i can’t come to the camp because i am convinced that i am supposed to marry hannah hart. i know, i know, every other lesbian in the world feels the same way, but i have convinced myself that i’m special. instead i’m in morocco because i decided the peace corps was something i wanted to do. which it is, but, NOT WHEN IT CLASHES WITH THE AUTOSTRADDLE CAMP AND MY OPPORTUNITY TO MEET HANNAH HART!!! ok, i’m done.

    • I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THE DEPTH OF UPSET I AM. I think I know how upset you are, is what I’m saying. Geography/lack of averagely large disposable income really sucks sometimes. This time, for example.

    • I’m heartbroken that I’ll never get to stammer awkwardly at Hannah. I’m convinced that my string of barely intelligible noises while I stare at my shoes will make her swoon, and it’s a damn shame that I’ll never know -for sure-.

    • I feel yr pain. It’s so painful. I do apparently live in the same city as her but of course my roommate got to meet her and hug her a bunch of times and NOT ME.

  3. When I watched this earlier today, all I could think was “I’m going to see her, I’m going to see her, I’m going to see her…” and I had to promptly watch it a second time because I missed most of the first.

  4. Every time I think I can’t love her any more, she covers herself in chocolate and winks at me. Siigh. I really wish I didn’t have two essays due over the duration of camp.

  5. I think I just came in my pants when she said quantum foam. And now I’m gonna go read a book about string theory to calm myself down.

  6. Is it going a little overboard to take a massive chunk out of my savings and fly 22 hours to go to A-Camp? I wanted to go SO BAD before I even knew she was gonna be there but now I think I might just die if I don’t go …

  7. The Internet doesn’t know why you’re single either, Harto.

    p.s. At camp, when I see her, I’m probably just going to start screaming and running in tight circles because I won’t know what to say to her to look cool so might as well go all the way.

    • I’m not going to be able to go anywhere near her. I’m going to overcompensate for loving her so much and come off as an asshole. “Yeah… I guess you can have some of my tequila. Whatever.”

      Dude I’m gonna die.

  8. all i can think about while i’m watching this is “i get to meet this crazy person soon.” i am more than ecstatic.

  9. love her more and more with every episode. i wish i could make it to camp to see her there! she seems like she’d be cool to just chill (and make out) with ;) she has such a sharp and witty sense of humor–i really dig it!!

  10. The fact that she’s going to be at the camp is making my inability to go, like, a million times more painful.

    Anyway, this was A+ material, as per ushe.

  11. I’m sorry, but the best part is still the end.

    “People ask me, ‘What’s the secret to My Drunk Kitchen, Hannah?’ and I say, ‘You are…babe.'” Cue glasses falling onto her face and adorable smile.


    So. Many. Feelings.

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