If you’ve ever been to A-Camp before, you know that on the last night of camp, we send things off with a bang by having a themed dance that’s always amazing. This year we’ve taken it to the next level and selected Midwestern Gothic as our theme, and I wrote a little story to describe the aesthetic of the dance. Being from a small, conservative farm town in Idaho, I was able to jump right into this world.
You’re driving down the highway on your way to a-camp. You’re going within five miles per hour of the speed limit. You’re always driving down the highway. You’re always within five miles per hour of the speed limit. You’re looking for a party. The signs say “Midwestern Gothic.” The signs are written in what looks like blood, but maybe not human blood. Not animal blood either.
A local girl named Charlotte Jo has gone missing. You’ve seen the billboards asking her to come home. You’ve seen posters hung in windows of abandoned houses. You wonder what happened to her. Then you see rusting billboards, three of them, rising from the side of the highway. “HELL IS REAL,” “CHARLOTTE JO IS ALREADY THERE” and “ARE YOU NEXT?” You no longer want to know what happened to Charlotte Jo.
You continue driving through endless fields of corn that are only punctuated by churches, plastic lawn furniture, exits for far-away outlet malls, and ominous garage sale signs bearing ominous arrows. You continue driving through endless fields of corn that not only have ears, but eyes and mouths.
As you walk down the street, every blonde, blue-eyed farmer’s daughter (there are so many farmer’s daughters) you see smiles and says “hello!” only to follow up with “don’t go into the woods, there are strange women in the woods” in a hushed voice as they walk past you.
The land here is empty. Empty and flat and repetitive. So empty and flat and repetitive. So empty and flat and repetitive. So empty and flat and repetitive. So empty and flat and…
You stumble upon a wedding outside a church that advertises “We’re Your Only Hope Now.” Everyone is crying. None of the tears are happy tears.
Finally you get to your destination. You would guess at how many days you’ve been driving, but it always seems like it’s dusk or midday, there is no inbetween.
The barn party has been advertised at every Waffle House, seedy motel and outlet store for miles. You had to come here, you had no choice. You’re drawn to the bonfire, you’re not frightened by the raccoons who are feasting on on the litter and garbage that covers the lawn, you can feel your heart beating along with the croaks of the frogs and the yips of the coyotes. How old are the dancers? What gender are they? What species are they? They’re just dancers, and now, so are you.
Do you understand now? If not, here are some of the looks I’m hoping to see on the dance floor. Also, remember, makeup and accessories are a big part of this. Smear that blood red or black lipstick, give yourself raccoon eyes, let that mascara bleed, got some fake blood? That’s perfect.
Child of the Corn
90s Style Overalls, Vero Moda Plait detail Trilby Hat, Somedays Lovin Temple Embroidered Bralette, Battleboro Sneaker Boots
King and Queen of the Old High School
Queen – Always be my JV Cardigan, Essential Elegance Midi Skirt in Black, Give Credit Where it’s Duo Top, Rosary Strand Cross Earrings, Ember Black Crystal Tiara
King – Spell it Like it Is Jacket, Athena Black Polo, Icon Midnight Jeans, Witch Hunter Black Pearl Crown
Jam Girl Dress and Sweetest Spread Fascinator in Crimson, or Curated Cartographer Dress in Goldenrod and Sweetest Spread Fascinator in Black with 50 Denier Lace Top Holdups
Small Town Preacher
Keeper Shirt, The Dietrich Blazer, The Cooper Pant, Regal Rose Medusa Double Snake Head Chain, Beaded Bow Neck Tie
Brando Tank, Sunfade Jeans, Black Icon Boot, Faux Leather Biker Jacket
Fly You Foals Earrings, Phase Go By Watch, Be Prepared Collar Pin, Choker Neck Tie, Denim Bib, Victorian Lace Collar
Love all of these outfits but especially coveting that spell it like it is jacket, might have to get it and add some spooky witchy pins.
Oooooo thanks for giving me more inspiration! I’m going to spend tomorrow planning my outfit ^_^
Your Midwestern Gothic story is exactly what I want autumn to feel like! Wandering around an abandoned corn maze as the fog rolls in, melancholy people selling apples at a farm stand by the side of a two-lane highway, strange women in the woods…fall has the best aesthetic!
Ooh a melancholy Apple salesperson would be such a good costume!
i didn’t know i wanted to be a farmers widow oh wow (which is to say i want to marry a dead farmer, not a farmer who dies)
But what if it’s a lesbian farmer, Alaina?!
OK, I think I’m taking this story too seriously, but the Midwest isn’t empty and flat and repetitive. It’s rolling hills and forests broken up by fields of corn or cows or apple orchards or lakes. Also, Idaho isn’t part of the Midwest.
It’s more about a very specific town, #notallmidwest
Lol that’s perfect! I’m very defensive about my corner of the Midwest. It’s the best place on earth.
oh believe me, i spend like, a third of my conversations with people from the coasts telling them that idaho isn’t a part of the midwest.
what happened was i talked to one of my great friends who lives in the midwest and i asked them to list things that you find in the midwest and nearly all of it (except for land being flat) are things that southeast idaho is full of, so i meant that i could relate.
Ahh MEY I love this! Also my phone always autocorrects your name to be all capitals because I am seemingly always excited about something you’re doing! Alsoooo totally pinned that Ouija jacket. I already got my outfit for the dance this weekend and I think you’ll be proud.
I am absolutely thinking I need a gothic crown with my dress now!
haunted cowbois is such a cool aesthetic.
I was thinking this meant goth + flannel basically
That’s my exact plan.
This is all so perfect and I want to be every one of these because I’ve lived in the Midwest my entire life, and am recently getting into goth/witchy things. So essentially this theme is magnificent and I am SO EXCITED for Saturday!!!!!!!
Yeahhhhh!!!! Thank you for writing this! Thoroughly enjoyed the story, had no idea what this theme meant aesthetically but now feel like I can appropriately wear what I would’ve anyways
Not able to make it to camp but am stealing all these ideas for my day job
So many choices! I’m really excited for Saturday. Starting to pack my suitcase now!
I am not a dress wearing person, but the Farmer’s Widow look is making me reconsider that.
Such a variety of decisions lovemyfashions! I’m truly energized for Saturday. Beginning to gather my bag now!