Listling: Most Hilarious Synonyms For “Vagina”

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1. altar of love
2. bacon sandwich
3. bag of tricks
4. beaver cake
5. coffee shop
6. blind alley
7. tool box
8. artichoke
9. cookie jar
10. finger pie
11. fuzzburger
12. dormouse
13. Holiday Inn
14. golden doughnut
15. hanging basket
16. ladder
17. magpie nest
18. muffin
19. papaya
20. rag box
21. rubyfruit
22. split apricot
23. sugar basin
24. velvet underground

As found in Outbursts!: A Gay and Lesbian Erotic Thesaurus, by A.D. Peterkin.

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Ryan Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, The Daily Beast, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.

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  1. 25. elephant mouth
    26. lube tube
    27. dew drop
    28. tunnel of love
    29. clambake
    30. chamber of secrets
    31. danger zone
    32. hobbit hole
    33. hen house
    34. shocker locker
    35. the english channel
    36. den of iniquity
    37. snakehole
    38. glitter factory
    39. three hole punch
    40. venus in furs

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