The trailer for the new Charlie’s Angels just landed and I’m more convinced than ever that Kristen Stewart is going to be gay as all hell in it. First of all, why are you dropping it the very day World Pride starts, on the 50th anniversary of Stonewall, if that’s not true? Second of all, her hair. Third of all, her swagger. Fourth of all, the way she says to another woman, “How did that feel, because it looks like it felt really good.” Fifth of all, the trailer kicks right off with Janelle Monae’s “Make Me Feel,” the gayest song ever recorded. Sixth of all, half of all gay women over the age of 30 are gay because of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, so the only place to go from there is maintext. Seventh of all, it’s 2019 and it’d be bananas to have three women on-screen together without one of them being queer. Eighth of all, I want what I want.I REST MY CASE.
See you in the theater in November, ya queers.
Janelle Monae better be getting a lot of money for all this use of Make Me Feel. By a lot I mean enough to found a queer-ass motherfucker afrofuturist commune in space.
While they show Jane (Ella Balinska) getting a love interest in the nerdy guy, they don’t show Sabina (Kristen Stewart) or Elena (Naomi Scott) getting one. I hope that they are each others. That would also bode well for Trimberly if they ever get that “Power Rangers” sequel off of the ground.
Wow wow wow, what a day to be queer and ALIVE!
I am excited but my main thought is what does KStew have on her should in the vest pic? Comedy stick insect side-kick or rogue piece of lettuce?
I can’t make it out but I’d go for the rogue insect side-kick
That felt nice.
LOL closet jokes
Well, I’ll be at the theater come November
And, oh look, Jesus Adams-Foster
This looks fun! I am so here for this.
further proof: there was a jockey outfit and everyone knows jockeys are among the gayest of athletes, up there with roller derby and women’s soccer. it’s science
I love this comment because I play both soccer and roller derby
I second the gay, and also, can we please talk about Lucy Liu for a second?
I can’t be the only one who used to have a massive, drooling crush on her.
You are not alone. I’m still very much aflutter over her
I still have a massive crush on her
i am sure you know her Performance in ally mc beal esp season 2-4, when she is new to the firm and seduces Richard with her hair ,candles,wow…when that Show ran on tv i was just “out” so lots of drooling in Germany as well;-) https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lucy+liu+ally+mcbeal+ etc and of Course the episode where lucy alias ling has an erotic Dream About ally and they live it out…the ally kiss https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16el4 the Dance with them is also good, i found the whole Episode the bar flirt scene with them is at min 19/20 the bar Dance Scene 2-3 min later https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hvohn
and the kiss within the full Episode at 32.29
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Does she smack her own ass with a RIDING CROP? wowwwww.
Worth watching it in slo-mo
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Gay Jasmine
Preteen me in 2000: Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels *heart eyes*
20-something me in 2019: Kristen Stewart in Charlie’s Angels *heart eyes*
We’ve come full circle
November will have this PLUS the new Terminator movie PLUS Frozen 2!!!
That’ll be a helluva lotta me biting my hand to keep from squealing!!!
Omfggg I had no idea this movie was being made!! 2000 & 2003 Charlie’s angels were def some of my faves growing up and one of the first times I remember lusting after women! Wow I can’t wait to watch this!
I owe my preteen awakenings to Wonder Woman and the OG Angels. Nostalgia wasn’t enough for me to really enjoy the early 2k’s reboot, but this one looks like it might have the right mix of camp and kickassery to be worth the watch.
I’ve developed such a crush on Kristen Stewart in the past couple of years that I kind of owe it to my queer self to see this film when it comes out.