Have you ever wondered what DeAnne Smith rapping about consensual sex would sound like? Well the comedian/wordsmith/cute person has provided that situation for you via the song “Consensual as Fuck” by what I’m going to call her rap alter ego, DeAnswer. The song is full of feminist allusions, gay references, and more puns than anyone should legally be allowed to cram into four minutes. The collaboration with Chrill Murray and Sugarpuss is available for download on Bandcamp with half of the proceeds going to RAINN. The lyrics can be found in the description of the YouTube video and if you couldn’t have guessed, this song is probably not work apprope. Depending on your job I guess.
I’ll go Texas on your sex because I ain’t afraid to mess with it.
OK. Ok. Oh. Kay.
<3
grateful to have a job where this is work apprope
Me too! I just sent it to my boss! :)
All up on your tittaes like we’re screening for cancer.
…BRB downloading.
it’s very generous of you to call that “rapping.” i rap like a schoolteacher in an 80s PSA. “my name is dapper D and i’m here to say…”
“…DeAnswer’s what I got to the question of the day!” Sorry, just had to finish that line off.
hey! there was a take of mike pinning the “nailed it” badge to my vest, but it didn’t make the final cut. :( you were there in spirit!
So basically, I was in this video. woah. <3
Oh my god. DeAnswer.
Shit this actually goes so hard.
Also is ridiculous in all the best and most honest ways. Fav: “I wanna play chess with it (rook to e4).”
Does this mean I should start naming my sex toys???? O.o
Who doesn’t?
Listing without commentary of straddlers’ sex toy names anyone?
we ended naming ours Monica because I bought it at the Pleasure chest on Santa Monica Blvd. True story.
a) that was amazing
b) like DeAnne’s outfit.
c) i have that purple hoodie.
d) come back to camp!
I had to re watch repeatedly to hear the lyrics because I kept laughing so hard. Tittaes killed me.
Don’t forget to democratize knowledge by annotating the lyrics on rapgenius!
I fell off the couch at the third-wave part! (Not a metaphor, I literally rolled off the couch… I’m fine, don’t worry)
DeAnswer indeed ! I *adored* this video !!!
This is THE BEST