Get A F*cking Job: The Playlist

I went to a vocational high school and I learned how to write a resumé at 14. My first internship opportunity came along when I was 17, in 2007. It was my first job. I’m graduating in May with about five bucketfuls of experience that I got by losing sleep, running around, crying at bus stops, and finding a dogsitter. Yet I can’t help but feel wholly and completely fucked.

i can't wear the cap on graduation day, is that a problem?

Applying for jobs means a new life full of “sincerely” and “best.” Your inbox will be consumed with one-sentence auto-reply emails in exchange for things you spent hours writing, like cover letters about why a part-time job in a retail store back office suits you now that you have your MA in Philosophy. The job market sucks, especially for young people, and I’d like to believe that only at this stage in my life will I so happily fight for a chance to have a large responsibility which sucks away all of the free time and ability to have fun in my life. I promised myself I’d never stop drunk tweeting, but here I am, putting together a website (shameless plug right here), updating my LinkedIn like some stiff in a full suit, and reformatting my 7-year-old resumé.

Did I sell out? What’s happening to me? Am I 30 yet? Will I ever have enough money to order more pizza? Where are my keys? I lost my phone.

I sucked it up and applied for my first job recently, which I would have congratulated myself for, except it’s March. I feel like I might be behind- some people I’m friends with on Facebook are already updating their statuses about how they “got the job in Italy!” – but I’m not worried because in the end, I recognize that one thing and one thing only helps you get the job: more Drake.

When you’re applying to jobs, all you need is some background noise to remind you that you’re pretty much the shit. I want you to shoot for the stars, my fellow straddlers, and that means giving you this playlist so you’ll never forget how lucky the person on the other end of is just from hearing from you.

PS – Buy a blazer.

Get A F*cking Job: The Playlist
[Stream the playlist here]

Dedicated to Brittani Nichols,
who also loves Drake

+ I Can – Nas
+ Bills Bills Bills – Glee Cast
+ Gotta Work – Amerie
+ Independent Women – Destiny’s Child
+ The Good Life – Kanye West
+ Headlines – Drake
+ I’m The Best – Nicki Minaj
+ Juicy – Notorious B.I.G.
+ Billionaire – Travie McCoy & Bruno Mars
+ Bill Gates – Lil Wayne
+ Illest Motherfucker Alive – Kanye West & Jay-Z
+ Broke But Not Broken – Xtra Medium
+ New Work – jj


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Carmen spent six years at Autostraddle, ultimately serving as Straddleverse Director, Feminism Editor and Social Media Co-Director. She is now the Consulting Digital Editor at Ms. and writes regularly for DAME, the Women’s Media Center, the National Women’s History Museum and other prominent feminist platforms; her work has also been published in print and online by outlets like BuzzFeed, Bitch, Bust, CityLab, ElixHER, Feministing, Feminist Formations, GirlBoss, GrokNation, MEL, Mic and SIGNS, and she is a co-founder of Argot Magazine. You can find Carmen on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr or in the drive-thru line at the nearest In-N-Out.

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    • Internships are a GREAT way to get experience and a foot in the door for full time work when you finish school. If your parents aren’t pushing you to find an internship, they are setting you up for hard times and failure. Don’t be a lazy loser… Get an internship and stop thinking in the “now”.

      • wow that was slightly rude. i do have some experience with full-time work. maybe my initial comment was misleading but i mean i’m not close to graduating because i’ve had to withdraw from university for anxiety related reasons, not because i’m still a teenager.

        internships are useful, sure. do i need to be actively searching for one during what has been one of the most emotionally draining and stressful semesters to date? not really. if being concerned about my own mental health makes me a lazy loser, so be it.

          • and you CONTINUE to be rude and out of line. what the fuck is wrong with you? not only was your “advice” not asked for, you assesed the situation incorrectly because you made assumptions (emphasis on the first three letters of that word), and you were extremely judgemental. act like you have some basic manners and show that you were raised right and APOLOGIZE for having the audacity to characterize this person as a lazy loser when you didn’t even have the basic facts of the situation.

          • if i were not a gentleman i would say “no thank you, how about ‘nervous nancy’ and i go fuck each other instead”.

            however, i am a gentleman, and therefore i won’t be randomly propositioning an internet stranger named anna (which is whom i think you were referring to with the nancy comment).

            i will also say that i’m sorry if i made you, lynn, feel scared or defensive or even just misunderstood.

  1. I wrote maybe 20 resumes and cover letters + filled out longer-than-necessary online applications before I got a job. At least half didn’t write back.

    What I listened to while I wrote all those things? Marching music. I went to Pandora and typed in “John Philip Sousa.” Yes, really. It won’t make you cool. Just makes you keep going forward.

    Now I have a web developer job at a place that sells crafting supplies. Sometimes I get to play with polyclay for work.

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