Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same chick who made out with Kourtney Kardashian in a lesbian club after they took that weird art class together.
“13. I’d tell her that I always wished I had an Easy Bake Oven and she’d tell me she conveniently still had her Easy Bake Oven and we’d see all the different adult cuisines we could make from it.”
Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.
“Sources close to Autostraddle.com report that the newly single Ms. Wood was spotted dancing at a ladies’ party called the Grind in Los Angeles this past Wednesday night, sparking rumors that you, yes YOU stand even a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming Evan Rachel Wood’s new paramour.”
We thought they were just massive assholes completely unaware of their privilege/the patriarchy/other humans on public transportation. But no.
12. Getting a macchiato from Starbucks and the barista gets her name right because she’s fucking Raven-Symoné
There’s no time like the present to catch up on the recent events in this young actress’s life.
It’s the sad, cold truth and it’s not fair. I’m so sorry.
“Much has been speculated regarding the sexuality of Ms Stewart, which has in some cases has taken on an air of self-evident truth.”
Or “very close friendship.” Whatever.
Ellen Page knows how to get you to visit her hometown, because Ellen Page knows how to get you, period.
Autostraddle has the inside scoop on Disney’s boldest show of supporting equality since Timon and Pumbaa sang “Are you achin’ for some bacon” in hula skirts! Gayworld is finally here!
Breaking news: wild and crazy girl does wild and crazy thing.
Meet our new favorite couple.
Last night, the world ceased turning and clocks stopped ticking as two very attractive and famous ladies including Michelle Rodriguez got drunk and cuddly at a Knicks-Pistons game.
Raven-Symoné AzMarie Girlfriends!!
If you didn’t make it into A-Camp, there’s still a bright beaming ray of sunshine on your horizon and it’s called B-Camp! BRING YOUR OWN PROPS AND HAIR CRIMPER.
Just another article about bisexuals from the man-lovers at Autostraddle.
Trish didn’t make a plan for confessing her love — “It just sort of like, happened.”
Good news: everyone is gay so you don’t have to come out to your grandparents, and you have a chance with Kelly Clarkson. Also, the first lesbian tree-climber builds a house up there and we’re collecting more applications for our inbox, just to spruce up the place.