This morning I thought about putting eggnog in my coffee but I wasn’t sure it was a good idea, so I asked Yvonne. Y’all, Yvonne’s never had eggnog, bless her pure heart. I need your help.
Just because 99.9% of their relationship happened in my own imagination doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.
Today we are here to discuss Melanie Brown, née Scary Spice, and question whether or not our dear Melanie has forgotten the principles of girl power.
“I’d been filming Bend It Like Beckham, and I turned up in leather pants and a crop top, and she was a model for a while, and she’d been in Paris shooting something, and she turned up as the boy, so she had a black tie with ripped jeans on.”
Sometimes only an adorable cartoon cat can help you learn to love yourself.
Have all of your wildest dreams come true?
Sometimes Shutterstock is a helpful provider of generalized stock imagery, but mostly it’s an endless fount of smiling white women, confusion and horror.
It’s true, we promise, you just have to trust us.
“Fried chicken fixes most problems, especially ones involving sad soft toast.”
A picture of a Home Depot is worth a thousand words.
“Let’s call her BOTUS. Is this how the Illuminati works? I’ve always been confused about the Illuminati thing.”
This whole “women against feminism” thing makes me want to launch myself into the sun. This makes it a little better.
Since her failed bid in 2007, I’ve been ready for Hillary. But even more importantly, I’ve been ready to raid the Ready for Hillary online store.
Really considered making Strawberry Shortcake Bar numbers 1-10.
Just in time for Pride, two extremely attractive people are officially in love. Also, they send each other OITNB sexy puns over social media.
“20. Learn to roll your own cigarettes. Then rip them up and pour bleach all over them. Smoking is bad for you.”
Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same chick who made out with Kourtney Kardashian in a lesbian club after they took that weird art class together.
“13. I’d tell her that I always wished I had an Easy Bake Oven and she’d tell me she conveniently still had her Easy Bake Oven and we’d see all the different adult cuisines we could make from it.”
Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.