If you’re in Brooklyn, you could adopt Ellen Page (the dog). Also, Ruby Rose on a slip’n’slide and lots of gratuitous kittens.
“I think in three or four years, there are going to be a whole lot more people who don’t think it’s necessary to figure out if you’re gay or straight.”
Janelle Monáe on a giant swan, Samantha Ronson’s birthday surprise and a very provocative painting of some clowns.
This week, we sent a tiny white dog out into the field to dig up some Instagram stories about Samira Wiley, Sara Quin and more.
Take a look at these sex-crazed weasels, and also DeAnne Smith’s grandma!
And Laverne Cox finally met this dinosaur.
Cara helpfully tells The New York Times that her sexuality is not a phase SO THERE
If Miley Cyrus riding a dinosaur isn’t enough to pique your interest, I don’t know what to tell you.
You know it’s real love when she’s Instagramming your kitten.
BREAKING: Famous person kisses famous person.
This week, pretty much the whole cast of Orange Is The New Black went to Pride and Lea DeLaria high-fived a million angels.
Does Miley Cyrus have a gal pal? From what educational institution did Evan Rachel Wood get her PhD in snuggling? These are the deep philosophical questions we ask ourselves.
A man asked Cara Delevingne to explain her sexual orientation and then he went ahead and decided it for her anyway. Boy, is Annie Clark gonna be surprised!
Ruby Rose wants you to rescue these dogs, Shane and Carmen are hanging out, Ellen Page feels sad for a pickle, and so much more.
Just a gal, her pal, her super-supportive mom and a pack of wolves, howling at the moon. No but seriously, Kristen Stewart’s Mom confirmed the relationship. Also did we mention the wolves.
Sometimes pretty girls just want to hold each other inside a giant inflatable donut, and who are we to judge?
I’m basically taking this whole column and replacing it with photos of Miley’s disgruntled kitten.
This week, we travel to Cannes with Cara Delevingne, dance awkwardly in a circle with Ireland Baldwin and slice up our pants with Julia Nunes. Laverne Cox is too busy dancing to pay attention.
Let us mourn our loss together: the whisper of a promise of a world we never knew.
Will this be the week that Kristen and Alicia start a totally gross joint account and post simultaneous softly-lit pictures of each other from across the breakfast nook?