No Filter: Well, I Was Unprepared for Ali Krieger’s Mom to Be Hot

Hello and welcome back to No Filter, the wondrous place where I gather all the celesbian Instagram content you could ever dream up and put it right here! For your very own eyes!


HMM I find this troubling HMMM. Kangaroos are cute, I suppose?? They seem soft, the built in pouch thing is adorable in theory even if in practice it’s just like a goo hole? But also these those dudes are VIOLENT as hell and Tessa you are a treasure please be careful!!!!


I am just… contemplating these jeans with my head titled fully to the side like a confused puppy. Its not a no! But… nor is it a yes? You see the problem.


Thank you Trace, I did need to see this, this really helped me.


I was perplexed about what was happening texture wise on this jacket and then I discovered it’s a “Reversible T-shirt Puffer Jacket” made from upcyled T-shirts and it cost nearly $1700. The more you know!


Alright, let’s bring on the moms! First up: Rahne! I love this picture, I love their almost identical grins, dawwwww.


I’m not SURPRISED King Princess has a mom with this kind of hot mom energy, but I am just here to note it for… posterity?


Is there anything better than when people have the same face as they did when they were youths? I think not.


“Christina are you just documenting hot moms for your own benefit?”

There is no way of knowing!!!!


They’re the same picture.


Ashlyn’s straw hat + tattoos + that watch are the gayest thing I have seen today and I looked at my own gay face today!


…yeah of COURSE Ali’s mom is hot.


Ariana is really flexing on all of us. Reminding us she had Kerry as a pretend mom AND that her actual mom is cute as hell?? Fine! YOU WIN Ariana!


1. WOW Holland looks just like her mom!!!
2. This caption is incredible, I am obsessed with Holland using the phrase “hither and yon” and imagining her typing a caption for one whole hour, only to lose it! It’s like a tiny lil play, this caption. Thank you, Holland Taylor.


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Christina Tucker

Christina Tucker is writer and podcaster living in Philadelphia. Find her on Twitter or Instagram!

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