Since her failed bid in 2007, I’ve been ready for Hillary. But even more importantly, I’ve been ready to raid the Ready for Hillary online store.
Just in time for Pride, two extremely attractive people are officially in love. Also, they send each other OITNB sexy puns over social media.
Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same chick who made out with Kourtney Kardashian in a lesbian club after they took that weird art class together.
“13. I’d tell her that I always wished I had an Easy Bake Oven and she’d tell me she conveniently still had her Easy Bake Oven and we’d see all the different adult cuisines we could make from it.”
Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.
“Sources close to Autostraddle.com report that the newly single Ms. Wood was spotted dancing at a ladies’ party called the Grind in Los Angeles this past Wednesday night, sparking rumors that you, yes YOU stand even a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming Evan Rachel Wood’s new paramour.”
We thought they were just massive assholes completely unaware of their privilege/the patriarchy/other humans on public transportation. But no.
12. Getting a macchiato from Starbucks and the barista gets her name right because she’s fucking Raven-Symoné
There’s no time like the present to catch up on the recent events in this young actress’s life.
“Much has been speculated regarding the sexuality of Ms Stewart, which has in some cases has taken on an air of self-evident truth.”
Or “very close friendship.” Whatever.
Ellen Page knows how to get you to visit her hometown, because Ellen Page knows how to get you, period.
Breaking news: wild and crazy girl does wild and crazy thing.
Meet our new favorite couple.
Last night, the world ceased turning and clocks stopped ticking as two very attractive and famous ladies including Michelle Rodriguez got drunk and cuddly at a Knicks-Pistons game.
Good Morning America anchor Robin Roberts comes out, has a girlfriend and a cute dog.
A critter is someone who does things that normal people do in a way cuter than the average person.
Hey remember that time that Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman were a thing? Eh?
We’ve come a long way from, “if I wanted people to know what I do with my vagina, I would have released a sex video a long time ago.”
Bonus: 20 pictures of Samira Wiley to help you make up your mind about whether or not you’re ready to be America’s Next Top Bottom Boo.
Raven-Symoné AzMarie Girlfriends!!