In which Hayley Kiyoko fully geeks out over meeting her idol, Kristen Stewart sat next to Janelle Monaé once (WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!), Teddy Geiger is still thirsty and Kehlani is still pregnant.
God grant me the aloof assuredness of a woman who’s lived a life.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko in Spain, Janelle Monáe in Paris, Samira and Lauren have a SNL date night, and WILL KEHLANI HAVE HER FRIGGIN BABY ALREADY????
Additionally, King Princess does her best Eminem impression, Teddy Geiger’s thirst trap goes full peach emoji, and as always, Stephanie Beatriz.
Also, Ashley Benson in a leather jacket, Hayley Kiyoko in Paris, Evan Rachel Wood channels “True Romance” and Brittani Nichols channels Elmer Fudd.
Also, a behind-the-scenes look at Stephanie Beatriz’s One Day At A Time cameo and a Lena Waithe selfie that will stare into your very soul.
Also, you’re going to watch this Samira Wiley video on a loop all day and King Princess gets a routine dental cleaning.
Also, Kehlani named her baby and King Princess’ newest collaboration will have you weeping.
Will someone other than Teddy Geiger ever win the Thirst Trap Award? Have we named Kehlani’s baby? What is Sara Dinkin’s outfit?????
Twenty-Bi-Teen is well underway.
Also, Sarah Paulson channels Cheryl Blossom, Samira Wiley channels Takeru Kobayashi and Kehlani’s pregnancy smolder grows ever more powerful.
I invented an awards ceremony to recognize great achievements in Instagram, bestowing honors upon Janelle Monaé, Lena Waithe, Hayley Kiyoko and King Princess. Guess who won the Thirst Trap Award?
Plus, Ellen Page, Lena Waithe, Samira Wiley, Evan Rachel Wood and even more gay celebs want to show you how they rang in the New Year!
The couples (or maybe just VERY CLOSE FRIENDS) who set our hearts aflutter all year long.
Come for Teddy Geiger’s thirst traps, stay for Ellen Page’s Christmas soup.
Is Kristen Stewart walking around Los Angeles drinking to-go juice with a new paramour?!?! We investigate!
Also, Gaby Dunn placed herself under the Christmas tree, Jasika Nicole has a haunting serenade for you, and WE FOUND PATTERS.
Also, Samira Wiley makes a surprising guest appearance and Evan Rachel Wood disappears into a dark and stormy.
Look guys, I don’t know what to tell you. It seems like the prophecy has finally come true: everybody in Hollywood is gay, everyone is gay; your chances of getting a date with Janelle Monáe have never been better.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood and Kehlani perfect their Business Mommi looks and what’s going on with Demi Moore?