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Vapid Fluff

A woman in a red turtle neck has her arms outstretched, one holding a red tomato and the other holding a red rabbit style vibrator.

QUIZ: Tomato Variety or Sex Toy?

Who names tomato varieties, and why are they so horny?

By Isabella Rotman| August 11, 2020 | 25 Comments
Chef Melissa King lays back in a chair, in a leather jacket, with her arm back resting against her head. She smolders at the camera.

No Filter: Chef Melissa King Is Here to Make You Sweat

A Happy Belated Birthday to Ali Krieger! Also, Sara Ramirez and Kate Moennig have some amazing childhood throwbacks for us.

By Christina Tucker| August 5, 2020 | 11 Comments
Hayley Kiyoko laying on a bed, looking cozy in a cardigan like the Taylor Swift song.

No Filter: Hayley Kiyoko in Taylor Swift “cardigan” Cosplay

Sara Ramirez is here to quench our collective thirst, Melissa King’s jawline remains undefeated, and Stacy London rocks an aspirational bold look!

By Christina Tucker| July 29, 2020 | 6 Comments

No Filter: Kate Moennig’s Dapper Dog Hates Her New Boots

Melissa King can cook for me anytime and King Princess is practicing makeup!

By Christina Tucker| July 22, 2020 | 5 Comments

Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne?

Or are they the same thing??????

By Stef| July 16, 2020 | 8 Comments

No Filter: Frankly, 2020 Owes Us These Photos of Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris

Also, Melissa King’s dog is Top Chef, Rahae is single handedly bringing back hats, and Janet Mock remembers Paris.

By Christina Tucker| July 15, 2020 | 7 Comments

No Filter: Due To a Technical Error This Post Contains Nine (9) Copies Of the Same Picture of Mercedes Mason

Mercedes Mason flexes (heh) a new quarantine hobby, and Rahne Jones is making me reconsider hats!

By Christina Tucker| July 8, 2020 | 23 Comments

No Filter: Janelle Monáe Does High Art and Cara Delevingne Does Some Other Kind of Art I Think

Look, there are a lot of Janelle Moane in here, and also some real journeys of pride posts.

By Christina Tucker| July 1, 2020 | 8 Comments

BREAKING: Actress Taylor Schilling Has An Actual Confirmed Girlfriend, Happy Pride To Us All

Wait, you may be thinking, “didn’t Taylor Schilling come out a million years ago?” The answer is no, Taylor Schilling came out yesterday.

By Stef| June 29, 2020 | 9 Comments

No Filter: Ama Elsesser Will See You Soon

Kiersey Clemons and Quinn Wilson were very cute babies and Chef Melissa King wins Top Chef All Stars!

By Christina Tucker| June 24, 2020 | 4 Comments

That’s So Raven Symoné Actually Got Gay Married

Congratulations to Mrs. Raven Symoné Pearman Maday and Mrs. Miranda Maday Pearman. Y’all really did that. I hope your honeymoon at Disneyland is one for the ages.

By Carmen Phillips| June 18, 2020 | 6 Comments

No Filter: Here For Janelle Monáe’s 2 Hat Revolution

Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey are starting a podcast! Kristen Kish and Padma Lakshmi are matching! Hayley Kiyoko is good at signs!

By Christina Tucker| June 17, 2020 | 3 Comments

No Filter: Samira Wiley Is Gonna Whisper Sweet Somethings Into Your Earholes

Janet Mock got a PUPPY and Gaby Dunn makes a killer (heh) Poison Ivy!

By Christina Tucker| May 27, 2020 | 10 Comments

No Filter: Leisha Hailey In Her Dirt Is The Portrait Of a Queer Women in Quarantine.

Also: Ama Elsesser is cooking great dinners for her lover and Rhea Butcher is getting into tie dye and it’s frankly inspiring.

By Christina Tucker| May 20, 2020 | 4 Comments

No Filter: Melissa King, Ashley Benson, Gaby Dunn and Ali Krieger Love Their Moms

So many Moms, so little time!

By Christina Tucker| May 13, 2020 | 5 Comments

BREAKING: Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Reportedly Split in Quarantine, Love Remains a Lie

But who gets custody of the rescue puppies and the sex bench?!?!?

By Stef| May 6, 2020 | 14 Comments

No Filter: Quinn Wilson’s Thighs Save Lives and Kate Moennig’s Dog Is Cute

Plus, Gaby Dunn does cool baby sitter cosplay and I am praying Sarah Paulson makes “Winnie Wednesdays” a permanent thing.

By Christina Tucker| May 6, 2020 | 8 Comments

No Filter: Hair Changes Abound for Housebound Hayley Kiyoko, Rhea Butcher and You Too, Probably!

Also, Holland Taylor shares a TBT sketch of herself that I simply must own.

By Christina Tucker| April 29, 2020 | 8 Comments

No Filter: Quinn Wilson and King Princess Listen I Need To Sit Down

King Princess and Quinn Wilson give us horse girl content and Kristen Kish needs a haircut!

By Christina Tucker| April 22, 2020 | 4 Comments

No Filter: Ashley Benson Throws It Back and Kristin Kish Made You a Summer Salad

Also, Gaby Dunn is still hot, Rhea reminds me of outerwear, Stephanie Beatriz dyes her hair and dogs continue to be the best friend celebrities need in these times.

By Christina Tucker| April 15, 2020 | 5 Comments

No Filter: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor Got a Dog, Everyone Gets a Dog, You Get a Dog!

Also Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli are doing a little dance for you and King Princess is driving topless!

By Christina Tucker| April 8, 2020 | 7 Comments
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