QUIZ: Tomato Variety or Sex Toy?
Who names tomato varieties, and why are they so horny?
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No Filter: Chef Melissa King Is Here to Make You Sweat
A Happy Belated Birthday to Ali Krieger! Also, Sara Ramirez and Kate Moennig have some amazing childhood throwbacks for us.
No Filter: Hayley Kiyoko in Taylor Swift “cardigan” Cosplay
Sara Ramirez is here to quench our collective thirst, Melissa King’s jawline remains undefeated, and Stacy London rocks an aspirational bold look!
No Filter: Kate Moennig’s Dapper Dog Hates Her New Boots
Melissa King can cook for me anytime and King Princess is practicing makeup!
Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne?
Or are they the same thing??????
No Filter: Frankly, 2020 Owes Us These Photos of Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris
Also, Melissa King’s dog is Top Chef, Rahae is single handedly bringing back hats, and Janet Mock remembers Paris.
No Filter: Due To a Technical Error This Post Contains Nine (9) Copies Of the Same Picture of Mercedes Mason
Mercedes Mason flexes (heh) a new quarantine hobby, and Rahne Jones is making me reconsider hats!
No Filter: Janelle Monáe Does High Art and Cara Delevingne Does Some Other Kind of Art I Think
Look, there are a lot of Janelle Moane in here, and also some real journeys of pride posts.
BREAKING: Actress Taylor Schilling Has An Actual Confirmed Girlfriend, Happy Pride To Us All
Wait, you may be thinking, “didn’t Taylor Schilling come out a million years ago?” The answer is no, Taylor Schilling came out yesterday.
No Filter: Ama Elsesser Will See You Soon
Kiersey Clemons and Quinn Wilson were very cute babies and Chef Melissa King wins Top Chef All Stars!
That’s So Raven Symoné Actually Got Gay Married
Congratulations to Mrs. Raven Symoné Pearman Maday and Mrs. Miranda Maday Pearman. Y’all really did that. I hope your honeymoon at Disneyland is one for the ages.
No Filter: Here For Janelle Monáe’s 2 Hat Revolution
Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey are starting a podcast! Kristen Kish and Padma Lakshmi are matching! Hayley Kiyoko is good at signs!
No Filter: Samira Wiley Is Gonna Whisper Sweet Somethings Into Your Earholes
Janet Mock got a PUPPY and Gaby Dunn makes a killer (heh) Poison Ivy!
No Filter: Leisha Hailey In Her Dirt Is The Portrait Of a Queer Women in Quarantine.
Also: Ama Elsesser is cooking great dinners for her lover and Rhea Butcher is getting into tie dye and it’s frankly inspiring.
No Filter: Melissa King, Ashley Benson, Gaby Dunn and Ali Krieger Love Their Moms
So many Moms, so little time!
BREAKING: Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Reportedly Split in Quarantine, Love Remains a Lie
But who gets custody of the rescue puppies and the sex bench?!?!?
No Filter: Quinn Wilson’s Thighs Save Lives and Kate Moennig’s Dog Is Cute
Plus, Gaby Dunn does cool baby sitter cosplay and I am praying Sarah Paulson makes “Winnie Wednesdays” a permanent thing.
No Filter: Hair Changes Abound for Housebound Hayley Kiyoko, Rhea Butcher and You Too, Probably!
Also, Holland Taylor shares a TBT sketch of herself that I simply must own.
No Filter: Quinn Wilson and King Princess Listen I Need To Sit Down
King Princess and Quinn Wilson give us horse girl content and Kristen Kish needs a haircut!
No Filter: Ashley Benson Throws It Back and Kristin Kish Made You a Summer Salad
Also, Gaby Dunn is still hot, Rhea reminds me of outerwear, Stephanie Beatriz dyes her hair and dogs continue to be the best friend celebrities need in these times.
No Filter: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor Got a Dog, Everyone Gets a Dog, You Get a Dog!
Also Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli are doing a little dance for you and King Princess is driving topless!