Also, we caught Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson suspiciously canoodling and Evan Rachel Wood has entered Friendsworld.
Also, someone threw Kehlani a surprise party and Hayley Kiyoko is kiiinda NSFW.
As always: is anyone okay?
“Being a queer black woman in America,” Monáe tells Brittany Spanos, her interviewer, “someone who has been in relationships with both men and women — I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker.’”
Also, Hayley Kiyoko may have literally invented the thirst trap and Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher got haircuts.
Also, Lena Waithe, Wanda Sykes and Catwoman walked into an award show and Samira Wiley learned a valuable skill.
Also, Stella Maxwell celebrates Kristen Stewart’s birthday, Carmen Esposito’s throwback in honor of Rex Manning Day and Hayley Kiyoko’s gay key ring.
How much do you know about the various personal entanglements of various lesbian, bisexual and queer celebrities? There’s only one way to find out, and it’s this quiz. Seriously there’s no other way.
Also, Lauren Jauregui is calling the corners and Demi Lovato and Kehlani are up to SOMETHING.
And the whole time they’re beaming at each other in this thunderstorm, let me remind you, Melissa Etheridge is crooning a song that features the lyrics, “I don’t care what they think. I don’t care what they say. What do they know about this love, anyway?”
Who proposed to Jenny Owen Youngs at the Buffy Prom? What are Lauren Jauregui and Hayley Kiyoko doing in Miami? Who knows anything anymore?
THEY’RE TOTALLY DATING (PROBABLY).
Also, Evan Rachel Wood is bisexual underground and Kristin Russo became a vapelord.
Also, everybody went to Buffy Prom and Brittani Nichols is investigating Kehlani’s mysterious relationship status.
Everyone at the Oscars was just following Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson around and we’re so here for it.
Truly, a hot take if there ever was one, except I’m backed by cold, hard facts.
Also, Janelle Monáe is taking over the world and the cast of Orange Is The New Black are ruining your photo shoot.
Okay, are these two dating or not? We did the research, and we have receipts.
Greet them with various felicitations – ones you’re comfortable with. Don’t step too far out of your “vibe” as that will be unsettling.
Also, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a love song, Kehlani gave you a pep talk and I gave Demi Lovato a present from the heart.