No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood Playing PJ Harvey Songs on an Acoustic Guitar is My Actual Sexuality Now
Also, Hayley Kiyoko is throwing a solo dance party and Tegan Quin met a dinosaur.
Vapid Fluff
No Filter: Carrie Brownstein and Annie Clark are Ex-Girlfriend Goals
Also, Demi Lovato has a potential new business venture and tbh we’re all still dealing with Lena Waithe’s haircut.
No Filter: Hayley Kiyoko Takes a Dreamy, Potentially Romantic Desert Vacation
Also, Janelle Monáe meets fans and Annie Clark plays baby basketball!
Gotta Get That: Go-Bag for the End of the World
I’ve put together the go-bag of your dreams, and all you have to do is go purchase its contents before your bank account is frozen by the government.
No Filter: Hayley Kiyoko Says Thanks for All the Bras
Also, Demi Lovato miiiiight be a host and all your faves went to see Janelle Monáe.
Tessa Thompson Is Queer, Confirms Vibrating on the Same Frequency as Janelle Monáe
“I’m attracted to men and also to women. If I bring a woman home, [or] a man, we don’t even have to have the discussion”
No Filter: Shane, Tasha and Alice are Making Guac for Pride
Everybody is wearing perfect outfits for Pride, but which celebrity is wearing “the most Blanche Deveraux thing [they] have ever put on [their] body” ?!?!?!?!
No Filter: Stephanie Beatriz Is the Bischelorette
Also, baby Evan Rachel Wood takes the stage and everybody’s getting Kehlani tattoos.
No Filter: Is Hayley Kiyoko a Big Spoon or a Little Spoon?
I’m honestly just spending this week deciding which celebrities are big spoons and little spoons and nothing you say is going to change my mind.
No Filter: What If Hayley Kiyoko and Kehlani Were Childhood BFFS? What Then??
Also, Tegan and Sara arrive business casual and Jasika Nicole is a mermaid princess.
No Filter: Bury Me With This Picture of Janelle Monáe and Michelle Obama
Also, Brittani Nichols is hosting a fashion show and Evan Rachel Wood is being queerly influenced.
No Filter: Looking Hot in an Airport Should Be Illegal but That Won’t Stop Demi Lovato From Doing It!
Also, wouldn’t it be nice to be stepped on by Hayley Kiyoko?
No Filter: Shout Out To Moms
Also, Demi Lovato and Hayley Kiyoko are still using Instagram to trap thirsty souls, Sara Ramirez looks dapper af, and other constants in life.
No Filter: Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli Met Melissa Etheridge and the Lesbian Vortex Has Never Been Stronger
Also, we caught Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson suspiciously canoodling and Evan Rachel Wood has entered Friendsworld.
No Filter: Samira Wiley’s Smile Is Here to Save You From the Handmaid’s Tale Season Two
Also, someone threw Kehlani a surprise party and Hayley Kiyoko is kiiinda NSFW.
Straight People Watch: Spring 2K18
As always: is anyone okay?
Janelle Monáe Is Queer: Star Comes Out in Rolling Stone as Bisexual/Pansexual “Free-Ass Motherf*cker”
“Being a queer black woman in America,” Monáe tells Brittany Spanos, her interviewer, “someone who has been in relationships with both men and women — I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker.’”
No Filter: Sarah Paulson Is Flying High
Also, Hayley Kiyoko may have literally invented the thirst trap and Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher got haircuts.
No Filter: And Now, Watch Hayley Kiyoko Turn a Straight Girl With Lesbian Eye Contact
Also, Lena Waithe, Wanda Sykes and Catwoman walked into an award show and Samira Wiley learned a valuable skill.
No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood Gently Serenades You In A Parking Lot
Also, Stella Maxwell celebrates Kristen Stewart’s birthday, Carmen Esposito’s throwback in honor of Rex Manning Day and Hayley Kiyoko’s gay key ring.