Also, find out what Kristen Stewart got into at Coachella and help me decide what Samira Wiley ordered from Red Lobster for her birthday?!?!?
Also, Stephanie Beatriz in Japan, Lena Waithe calls you from her private jet and Jasika Nicole wins a bodybuilding trophy.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko is the life of the party, King Princess is serving strong Mommi energy, and lots of your favs do the GLAAD Awards.
Also, KEHLANI FINALLY HAD HER BABY.
“I think once you’ve found the right person, you just know. I feel like I’m much older a soul than I am in age. I feel like I’ve lived enough life to know. I’ve met enough guys to know — I’ve met enough girls to know.”
Truly, THIS is what I want. What I really, really want.
Also, Ellen Page survives the mean streets and Kehlani is STILL PREGNANT SOMEHOW.
Breaking news: Love continues to not be a lie!
In which Hayley Kiyoko fully geeks out over meeting her idol, Kristen Stewart sat next to Janelle Monaé once (WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!), Teddy Geiger is still thirsty and Kehlani is still pregnant.
God grant me the aloof assuredness of a woman who’s lived a life.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko in Spain, Janelle Monáe in Paris, Samira and Lauren have a SNL date night, and WILL KEHLANI HAVE HER FRIGGIN BABY ALREADY????
Additionally, King Princess does her best Eminem impression, Teddy Geiger’s thirst trap goes full peach emoji, and as always, Stephanie Beatriz.
Also, Ashley Benson in a leather jacket, Hayley Kiyoko in Paris, Evan Rachel Wood channels “True Romance” and Brittani Nichols channels Elmer Fudd.
Also, a behind-the-scenes look at Stephanie Beatriz’s One Day At A Time cameo and a Lena Waithe selfie that will stare into your very soul.
Also, you’re going to watch this Samira Wiley video on a loop all day and King Princess gets a routine dental cleaning.
Also, Kehlani named her baby and King Princess’ newest collaboration will have you weeping.
Will someone other than Teddy Geiger ever win the Thirst Trap Award? Have we named Kehlani’s baby? What is Sara Dinkin’s outfit?????
Twenty-Bi-Teen is well underway.
Also, Sarah Paulson channels Cheryl Blossom, Samira Wiley channels Takeru Kobayashi and Kehlani’s pregnancy smolder grows ever more powerful.
I invented an awards ceremony to recognize great achievements in Instagram, bestowing honors upon Janelle Monaé, Lena Waithe, Hayley Kiyoko and King Princess. Guess who won the Thirst Trap Award?