Look, I don’t like this any more than you do.
Also, Cara Delevingne and Annie Clark totally broke up because love is a lie, Brittani Nichols shined her bright light upon a queer haunted hayride and Lindsay Lohan lost a finger in a boating accident. For real.
Never forget how good we are at delivering very important news stories to you in a very timely manner. NEVER.
Also, Holland Taylor built a shrine to her girlfriend, Gaby Dunn joins the bisexual government and Annie Clark doesn’t have time to talk to you.
From Winnaretta Singer to Nats Getty, you’ll learn so much in this post and even meet another Mountbatten!
A lot of celebrities are making questionable health choices, but Brittani Nichols is making all the right choices 100% of the time.
In which Selena Forrest joins Whoopi Goldberg’s extended family, Ruby Rose feels feelings about sports and Jenny Owen Youngs creates dinosaurs with her BRAIN.
Come for Tegan and Sara’s cats, stay for Danielle Brooks’ outfit.
Samira Wiley is rockin’ a pretty familiar-looking shirt, Tegan and Sara finally learned how to communicate with animals and check out this SPICE GIRLS REUNION.
Also, Annie Clark won a prestigious acting award, Cara Delevingne is carousing with Margot Robbie, and Brittani Nichols has some stern words for her director.
Kristen Stewart has been hiding a private Instagram account from me THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Also, Ellen Page is hangin with beavers, Jiz Lee is doing EVEN MORE SPORTS and Samira Wiley has been a cartoon character this entire time.
Also, Jasika Nicole is dancing on her own, Hannah Hart has some serious makeup advice and just trust me, you need to see this picture of Tegan and Sara’s cat.
Also, Demi Lovato’s new jacket, AzMarie’s tender gaze and Kaki King’s toddler’s surprising insight about the presidential election.
“I think also right now I’m just really in love with my girlfriend. We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, ‘Finally, I can feel again.'”
Is Lindsay Lohan currently possessed by a demon?! I don’t know, but here’s a dog jumping into Jenny Owen Youngs’ lap! Also, Soko is dancing and Ellen Page is busy being supportive and adorable.
Also, Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley are literally riding an inflatable unicorn under a rainbow and Carrie Brownstein caught you a frog. It’s a big week in here.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood plays the theremin, Kate Moennig takes on the Champ and Demi Lovato rolls into New Jersey in style.
Also, Holland Taylor has a tramp stamp, Jiz Lee brings us a dispatch from the Butch Ballet and Laura Jane Grace (maybe) has a new boo.
Samira Wiley’s got a shirt you’re gonna like, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a new theme song for Rizzoli and Isles, and Amandla Stenberg is really raising the bar for Instagram users everywhere.