Feature image via Manu’s Kitchen.
Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we laughed while eating salad.

Eggs are pretty much the best food ever. They’re reliably delicious, they’re easy to make (some ways) and it’s possible to crack them so you stop getting goo on your fingers, making them my number one preferred lazy-person-when-it-comes-to-breakfast-and-meals-easily-replaced-by-breakfast source of protein.
Boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, poached eggs and other ways to make eggs all by themselves are [dad pun redacted] excellent, and obviously you can use eggs in tons of things, but in the following recipes the eggs are the point but are just a bit more interesting.
1. Crispy Eggs

2. Grown Scrambled Eggs

3. Halloumi and Veggie Scrambled Eggs

4. Egg Bhurji

5. Soft Eggs with Gruyere Toasts

6. Egg and Avocado Toast

7. Breakfast Tostadas with Cumin-Roasted Fingerling Potatoes

8. Classic Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry

9. Tea Eggs with Caviar

10. Chorizo Green Chile Breakfast Skillet

11. Za’atar Baked Eggs

12. Spiced Lentils with Baked Egg

13. Egg Korma

14. Baked Eggs with Soy Sauce Mushrooms

15. Breakfast Pizza

16. Creamy Eggs and Kale Breakfast

17. Egg Salad

18. Pickled Eggs with Fresh Beets and Dill

19. Korean Style Braised Eggs

20. Stacked Breakfast Enchiladas

21. Eggs in a Hash Brown Nest

22. Poached Egg Soup

23. Moroccan Merguez Ragout with Poached Eggs

24. Breakfast Muffins

25. Crustless Zucchini and Basil Mini-Quiches

26. Huevos Rancheros

27. Sunday Frittata

28. Spinach Frittata

29. Egg Biryani

30. Zucchini, Pea and Mint Fritters

31. Swiss Chard and Egg Casserole

32. Egg Pepper Roast

33. Butternut Spaghetti Carbonara

34. Monte Cristo with Egg

35. Breakfast-Stuffed Soft Pretzels

36. Bacon and Egg Breakfast Poutine

37. Raspberry Meringue Kisses

Two words: Croque. Madame. Make that for me and I just might love you forever.
I just learned what this is and it looks amazing.
I’d say I am eggcited for these eggcelent recipes; but, I a vegan now and eggs are no more for. On the other hand my parents and sister may like some of these. Thank you.
omg…. this post made me so hungry. i love eggs!!
i’ve been thinking about getting more into eggs, so this is definitely a sign from the universe, right. say yes because i wanna eat all of it.
YES OBVS
I eat eggs an embarrassing number of times a week, from lazy weekend breakfasts to “I was grad-studenting all day and need dinner right this instant” to “I need this hangover gone now”. I’ll be bookmarking this.
Yes! Eggs are fabulous for hangovers. Always my go too back in the day.
I eat eggs almost every day, you do not need to be embarrassed, it’s fine you’re fine.
I’m surprised there’s no shakshuka on this post!
I am a fan of eggs for every meal eggs eggs all the eggs forever.
I made crispy eggs for dinner tonight because of this post and I think it’s my new favorite thing.
This is perfect – I LOVE eggs! Need to try out a few ASAP. If only I wouldn’t be at work right now and wouldn’t be soooo hungry…..
I loooooove eggs! If I go to brunch (which I love to do because brunch) and get pancakes or something other than eggs, I always order a side of eggs. Because EGGS.
I want to make all of these. Except “no one can eat 50 eggs.”