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So You're Mad About Something On The Internet

Posted byCrystal

on August 4, 2011

Crystal's Team Pick:

This flow chart touches on everything I love, including but not limited to sandwiches, kittens, dick ratings, the high road, and your gay face.

Via Laughing Squid.

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41 responses to “So You're Mad About Something On The Internet”

Janis Bing (member)
August 4, 2011 at 3:42 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I LOL’d except I actually do like arguing

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1. Paris (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 4:19 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Don’t I know…Actually I thought of you and you only when I was checking out the diagram above. :-7
  
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prolittering (member)
August 4, 2011 at 3:49 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I will always stop at sandwich.

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Paper0Flowers (member)
August 4, 2011 at 3:54 pm Permalink Reply Report user

…

Well, this is awkward. lol

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1. prolittering (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 4:22 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Haaaaha.
  
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Bzzzy (member)
August 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm Permalink Reply Report user

So awesome.
“I’m better than reading!” mm hmm.

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jifener25 (member)
August 4, 2011 at 4:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user

dickfinity is a good word. i need to remember that.

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1. pips (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 5:02 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  agreed!
  
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Ash (member)
August 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I’m a stop at sandwich kind of person, however I’m going to use dickfinity as a descriptor for a few people I know (and one of them will take it as a compliment).

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Carmen SanDiego (member)
August 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm Permalink Reply Report user

is it a sandwich-sandwich or a How-I-Met-Your-Mother-Sandwich?

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1. prolittering (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  “Put out your sandwich.”
  
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2. Raksha (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 10:20 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Maybe it’s both!
  
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  1. Carmen SanDiego (member)
    August 6, 2011 at 8:40 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    first you burn a sandwich and then you eat a sandwich! perfect!
    
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Lilla (member)
August 4, 2011 at 4:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Excellent, and bravo on my new favorite term: Dickfinity.

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Zoe
August 4, 2011 at 5:06 pm Permalink Reply

Wouldn’t a true dick grab a sandwich, still be a dick, AND accept those dickawards? Yes, I’m sort of arguing, but I’ve just realized that the word ‘lick’ could stand for lesbian dicks, and we know you can’t have too much licks. *snorts* yeah, this comment is so dickish just hand me those dildo-lic dickawards already.

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PeppperPao (member)
August 4, 2011 at 5:17 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Show me a Sandwich and I’ll stop arguing. Faster than immediately

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kd15 (member)
August 4, 2011 at 6:35 pm Permalink Reply Report user

“Insert 1-10 Hitlers”

So brilliant, love it. I usually get distracted at the sandwich stage, except rather than get a sandwich I go bug the cat.

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Lex Morgan (member)
August 4, 2011 at 7:08 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I totally have landed on level 1, 2 and 3…perhaps even 4. Let’s not talk about it.

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Alice (member)
August 4, 2011 at 8:19 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This is just straight up unadulterated awesome. Thank you for bringing this to my attention Crystal.

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Laneia (member)
August 4, 2011 at 8:38 pm Permalink Reply

“yeah i guess i should check on that sandwich / dog / baby i have”

i have thought and acted on all of the variations of this sentence. good show.

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1. Paper0Flowers (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 8:54 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I obviously need to get a sandwich / dog / baby.
  
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  1. bookbound (member)
    August 5, 2011 at 7:58 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Voila, baby-dog sandwich (counts, right?):
    http://th909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/jubucket/th_puppy_sandwich-13064.jpg
    
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    1. Caerolle
      August 5, 2011 at 10:39 am Permalink Reply
      
      YOU ARE A FXXXXXXX NAZI, YOU PUPPY-EATER!!!!!!!!
      
      (joking, joking!)
      
      This is the best post and comment thread, lol
      
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    2. Paper0Flowers (member)
      August 5, 2011 at 10:58 am Permalink Reply Report user
      
      Thanks! This makes you my therapist now.
      
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  2. tpizza (member)
    August 7, 2011 at 9:23 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    papes,
    it takes you 9 years/
    to make one little sandwich/
    maybe get a dog
    
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2. anaphase (member)
  August 5, 2011 at 7:33 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  in that order? good job.
  
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Marzipan
August 4, 2011 at 8:44 pm Permalink Reply

So.. my question is, what level of dick-i-ness is it when you shut your computer, eat your damn sandwich, but harp on and on and on to anyone in real life who will listen to you about that F@#* AWFUL post that you read on the internet? Because, well, that’s a real day ruiner

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Nico (member)
August 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm Permalink Reply Report user

WINNING GROIN THRUST YEEEAHH

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Lex Morgan (member)
August 4, 2011 at 10:25 pm Permalink Reply Report user

How apropos…tonight I received my first hate comment on my blog. It’s a good one, ladies.

as a straight man, all the lesbians that are out there should burn in acid.

You stay KLASSY, Franco, whoever you are.

*For the record, I should tell you that I did delete it.

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chrissie riot (member)
August 5, 2011 at 2:58 am Permalink Reply Report user

“Your mom needs help.” <- My style of argument.

Also the correct reply to "How does that even make any sense?" is "Your face doesn't even make any sense."

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Aleks (member)
August 5, 2011 at 6:48 am Permalink Reply Report user

Hey now, people can have good debates on the internet, just like in person! You need to have mutual respect for each other and be willing to listen to the other person’s ideas, though! Never commenting = being silent and not having your ideas heard. (Although it does make sense to pick your battles wisely on the internets.)

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riese (member)
August 5, 2011 at 10:55 am Permalink Reply

i like this so much, everything about it

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luna
August 5, 2011 at 11:01 am Permalink Reply

this will be random and sound really really bad crystal, but in my “where’s the fucking WATER” hangover at work ridiculousness, i clicked on this article because i looked at your icon and was instantly attracted to your face because i was reminded of SNAPE. and snape is sexy (fuck the haters).

now that i’ve gotten that out of my system, i love this graphic.

ok, carry on.

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mkr (member)
August 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

that made me laugh a lot and make you a sandwich.

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1. mkr (member)
  August 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  now I am laughing more cuz the above was meant for PaperoFlowers.
  
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Andrea
August 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm Permalink Reply

This needs to be my desktop image. Sometimes I just need a lil’ reminder to get off the internet, pet my cats, destroy the right wing, etc.

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Rae (member)
August 7, 2011 at 10:23 am Permalink Reply Report user

Um…Is it bad that this made me check my YouTube to see if I got a reply from the person I was arguing with…?

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1. idotry (member)
  August 7, 2011 at 6:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Yes.
  
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2. magiclovemuffin (member)
  August 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  LOL. YouTube arguments are the worst kind of all. But don’t think I haven’t been in one before.
  
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magiclovemuffin (member)
August 7, 2011 at 9:04 pm Permalink Reply Report user

As someone who has definitely argued on the internet for Level 3, this made me laugh out loud so hard.

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1. magiclovemuffin (member)
  August 7, 2011 at 9:32 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  The best part is the professor kitten’s face on Level 3. I also just noticed that the trophy says “For excellence in dickery.” For the record, I do like to argue sometimes if I’m bored.
  
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