So You’re Mad About Something On The Internet

Crystal’s Team Pick:

This flow chart touches on everything I love, including but not limited to sandwiches, kittens, dick ratings, the high road, and your gay face.

 

Via Laughing Squid.

 

Crystal is a 33-year-old Australian living in Chicago. Founding member, does HR stuff, writes now and then.

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41 Comments

  1. Wouldn’t a true dick grab a sandwich, still be a dick, AND accept those dickawards? Yes, I’m sort of arguing, but I’ve just realized that the word ‘lick’ could stand for lesbian dicks, and we know you can’t have too much licks. *snorts* yeah, this comment is so dickish just hand me those dildo-lic dickawards already.

  2. So.. my question is, what level of dick-i-ness is it when you shut your computer, eat your damn sandwich, but harp on and on and on to anyone in real life who will listen to you about that [email protected]#* AWFUL post that you read on the internet? Because, well, that’s a real day ruiner 😉

  3. How apropos…tonight I received my first hate comment on my blog. It’s a good one, ladies.

    as a straight man, all the lesbians that are out there should burn in acid.

    You stay KLASSY, Franco, whoever you are.

    *For the record, I should tell you that I did delete it.

  4. Hey now, people can have good debates on the internet, just like in person! You need to have mutual respect for each other and be willing to listen to the other person’s ideas, though! Never commenting = being silent and not having your ideas heard. (Although it does make sense to pick your battles wisely on the internets.)

  5. this will be random and sound really really bad crystal, but in my “where’s the fucking WATER” hangover at work ridiculousness, i clicked on this article because i looked at your icon and was instantly attracted to your face because i was reminded of SNAPE. and snape is sexy (fuck the haters).

    now that i’ve gotten that out of my system, i love this graphic.

    ok, carry on.

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