Brittani’s Video Party: Tracy Ryerson is Lesbros with a Hooters Girl

Greetings. This is Brittani’s Video Party, where I bring some of the “best” videos from all over my internet together so we can clap, cry or deconstruct. Have you ever gotten to a video and it already has 33 million views and you wonder where the heck have you been? Well I’m here to help you so that you see it when it only has 32 million views. Aim low, world. Aim low.

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Someone had a really new and daring idea about a lesbian being friends with a straight dude. Crazy town. This episode of Lesbros is about the changes the lesbian character undergoes when she gets a butcher haircut.

Satirical web series Kiss Her I’m Famous follows two best friends (The Real L-Word’s Tracy Ryerson and Ilea Matthews) as they try to make a fake sex tape to catapult them to fame. Episodes 1 and 2 premiere March 25, 2013, on Tello Films. This two minute trailer features Tracy Ryerson getting more action than they showed in an entire season of TRLW.

The tile for this video is Hooters Ballgirl Picks Up Live Baseball And Tosses it To Crowd. I was laughing before I even watched. I had so many questions. Why is there a Hooters ballgirl? Was she trained in the art of ballgirling? Has this happened before? Why didn’t anyone yell at her to drop the ball? Is she getting paid? Was she fired? I just hope that whatever slap basket decided having scantily clad women on the sidelines was worth the integrity of the game feels like an idiot. It’s just unbelievable that this is considered family friendly but two women on a Kiss Cam means the end times are upon us.

A new After Earth trailer is out. Will Smith is making a lot of serious faces and they are speaking with weird accents and Jaden Smith is training to be the next Will Smith. This movie is directed by M. Night Shyamalan which means it’s either gonna be really good or so dumb that it makes you feel dumb for not realizing how dumb it was until the end of it. I can’t wait to see it. Bruce Willis gives me hope that the Fresh Prince will be making action films for another ten years at least and even then it will seem feasible that he can roundhouse kick a dozen dudes at once without taking his afternoon nap.


If you have a video you think everyone should see, tweet it to @bishilarious for consideration. And of course feel free to post your favorite videos from the week below.

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Brittani Nichols is a Los Angeles based comedy person. When she's not tweeting about white people or watching television, she's probably eating pizza. Actually, she's probably doing all three of those things concurrently and when she's not doing THAT, she's sleeping. Brittani also went to Yale and feels weird about mentioning it but wants you to know.

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    I feel terrible that Bruce Willis “can” roundkick so many people without an afternoon nap and I feel like I need at least a three-hour one EVERY DAMN DAY to survive.

    Why is life so hard?!
    One day I will be as cool as Mr. Willis and I to will say “fuck you nap.”

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    was in a bad mood and couldnt sleep … thoughts id just give up on women all together … then i watched all your videos and now i feel calm with a smile think i can sleep …. still not sure about women tho

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