Glee’s season finale, episode 122 “Journey,” is on FOX tonight at 9pm EST. Are you watching? Then you’ll need our Glee drinking game, feelings, and recap of the season thus far (by special guest Liz)! Glee Drinking Game you guys! Glee Drinking Game!

Tomorrow GLEE premieres and we have everything you need to prepare: photoshoots, air-dates, guest stars, episode summaries, musical numbers, sneak peeks, interviews about our favorite bi-curious duo Brittany & Santana, a rundown of exactly how gay GLEE is and photos of the Lady Gaga bubble dress. Rachael Hip-Flores of Anyone But Me picks up a Streamy Award, Oprah’s unauthorized bio & Coronation Street’s first lesbian kiss draws big audiences.

This week on Glee people draw mustaches on photos, Will finally realizes his own wife isn’t now — nor has ever been — pregnant, and Carlytron finally manages to enjoy this show again.

Carlytron wants to be happy that Glee is back on but is conflicted because this episode isn’t very good. Luckily, this show has a cute gay named Kurt and the Lynch (who can do no wrong) to pull it out of the gutter and keep our spirits alive amongst bad plot devices and worse writing.

This week on Glee, Will raps twice, the same things that usually happen continue to happen, everyone speaks in metaphors, The Lynch wears a zoot suit, and Carlytron cries a thousand mashed-up tears.

The Lynch can do no wrong and she OWNED this episode. The spit flies on Glee this week, as Sue and Will face off over control of the Glee club, Terri continues to fake her pregnancy, Quinn has to deal with the ramifications of hers, and Emma is tragically nowhere to be found.

GLAAD applauds Glee, viewers love Modern Family, and Rose Rollins & Mia Kirshner are gonna be in the same episode of CSI! Also, Ellen Page & Drew Barrymore just don’t cuddle in public like they used to and Emily Deschanel & Alyson Hannigan go to second base.