VIDEO: A Brand New “Orange is The New Black” Trailer Is Here ‘Cause June Is So Damn Soon

HEY ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK IS COMING BACK TO YOUR TEEVEE SETS SO SOON YOU CAN START PLANNING YOUR DINNER PARTY ALREADY IF YOU WANT. Or you can just watch this new trailer over and over and over again until “We Run This” is stuck in your head forever and ever and ever.

Also, you can look at these pictures and imagine all the fun things that might be happening in them. It’s like a writing prompt, but for spoilers!

Taylor Schilling and Ruby Rose in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Taylor Schilling and Ruby Rose in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

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L-R: Beth Fowler, Vicky Jeudy, Lin Tucci, Adrienne Moore, Constance Shulman, Samira Wiley and Daneille Brooks in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Taryn Manning and Lea DeLaria in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Taryn Manning and Lea DeLaria in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepono in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepono in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Kate Mulgrew and Selenis Leyva in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

Kate Mulgrew and Selenis Leyva in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

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Laura Prepon and Lori Petty in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

L-R: Kate Mulgrew , Abigail Savage and Uzo Aduba in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

L-R: Kate Mulgrew , Abigail Savage and Uzo Aduba in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

L-R: Yael Stone, Taylor Schilling and Lea DeLaria in season 3 of Netflix's "Orange is the New Black." Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

L-R: Yael Stone, Taylor Schilling and Lea DeLaria in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

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Uzo Aduba and Danielle Brooks in season 3 of Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.” Photo Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix

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25 Comments

  1. Seriously thinking about asking off work on June 12 to just marathon the entire new season.

    Also, lol @ this show has gotten so much acclaim and they went with the Twitter blurbs for this promo

  2. I dunno, guys… I just finished watching season two, finally, a couple weeks ago. Definitely didn’t feel like it had my attention in the same way the first season did. But you know I’m gonna marathon at least the first half of this as soon as it hits anyhow.

  3. The only thing I’m disappointed about is Pennsatucky no longer being the kind of antagonist she was in the first season. She reminds me so much of SO MANY of the girls I grew up with, so it just sits weird with me because the awfulness was so realistic (and so gratifying to my younger self who had to deal with those girls like they were the “norm”) and having all that sort of swept under the rug is a major downer.

    On the other hand I Pennsatucky/Big Boo is sort of the crackship BroTP from my dreams so…

  4. I just hope they did not resort to soapy solutions in this season (introducing impossible plots just for the kicks). Somehow I dislike putting Ruby Rose character between Piper and Alex, I think their dynamics is already interesting, no need for additional devices. But we’ll see how that turns out 🙂

  5. It seems that Daya’s mom is gonna end up dead or out of Litchfield, because Elizabeth Rodríguez was cast as a regular on Fear the Walking Dead.

    That’s a shame because I wanted to see more details on that mother-daughter relationship.

    The relationship between Daya and Jonh Bennet is too yuck for my taste, that abuse of power thing.

  6. It’s worth noting Laverne Cox likely isn’t even in the show any more. After marginalizing her character waay down last season to practically nothing, I notice she doesn’t appear on any IMDB cast lists for any of the season 3 episodes. The usual-typical… there to have a short trans-themed sub-plot or two, out as soon as they squeezed all the media attention about how revolutionary it was. Ho-hum.

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