“Supergirl” Episode 514 Recap: VR Troopers

Previously on Supergirl, Alex quit the DEO, Lena was still hung up on her Non Nocheri plan, and Lex was trying to infiltrate Leviathan.

This week opened with a lady holding a sword chasing a dragon and, I’ll be honest, I thought for a second I accidentally put on an episode of Legends of Tomorrow. But no, we’re properly in National City, and the lady on a horse is actually just a lady using Obsidian tech.

It’s some kind of Obsidian cafe that Alex, Kara, and Nia are walking by. They’re chatting about the launch of the new VR program, and how it’s Alex’s first day out of the DEO and as a free agent at The Tower with J’onn.

nia kara and alex walk togetehr

Dear Supergil, more of :gestures to these three women: THIS.

Kelly shows up because she’s packed a lunch of Alex’s favorite foods for Alex’s first day at her new “job.” (Even though I’m still not entirely sure if she’s being paid?) And despite the fact that I have some concerns about how exactly a hot pocket, mac and cheese, and dumplings are situated in the lunch box, they’re pretty damn cute, if I do say so myself.

nia smiles as alex and kelly kiss

Nia is me. I am Nia.

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And there are even dumplings in this lunch, which Kara adorably envies. William approaches this group of gals and Alex and Kelly promptly scatter to leave the CatCo employees with the potential post-rejection awkwardness. But it turns out William doesn’t feel awkward at all; he has Nia and Kara’s coffee orders down pat and has one in hand for each of them.

He skips off and Nia is surprised he’s being so chill after being rejected. Kara just feels awkward.

Nia and Kara awkwardly watch William leave

Frankly I feel like it would have been a better message if Kara rejected him and they went on to be great friends. But no one asked me.

Upstairs, Andrea is ready for her big new launch, feeling untouchable. But then the elevator she’s in goes haywire and she starts plummeting down. She cries out for help, and help of course Supergirl is there to save her.

When they get into the CatCo office, they find a manifesto that speaks as though Andrea is dead, saying if they don’t cancel the Obsidian VR launch, more people will die.

andrea and kara look a the mantifesto

I think I’ve been watching too much Nancy Drew because I saw the coffee stain on this manifesto and I was like A CLUE.

But Andrea is determined and won’t let a little near death experience get in the way of her launch.

Down in her lab, Lena is testing Non Nocere, getting a vicious alien and a puppy to get along.

lena looks sciencey

Where did she get this puppy? What is she going to do with this puppy? Is this her puppy now?

Lex is impressed, but Lena is worried that human brains are more complex and she doesn’t know if it will work. Plus, she’s worried about what the Superfriends said, how they think she wants to puppet master people, that she’s going down a dark path. But she really does just want people to be the best versions of themselves, to be more free and creative without their anger and violence weighing them down. Lex tells her she seems awfully concerned about what Kara thinks of her and that she should buck up because he has human participants for her. Prisoners who are volunteering to be part of her experiment. He leaves, proud of himself, and Lena is rightly suspicious.

lena looks suspicious

And alarmingly attractive.

Lex heads back to the DEO, where Brainy is hard at work trying to reverse Toyman’s immortality code so they can take down Leviathan. But Brainy says that even once he does crack this, he assumes they are impenetrable like Supergirl is, so they have to find a way to weaken them before they inject them with the anti-immortality serum. So they have to find, essentially, Leviathan Kryptonite.

Lex decides that he can use the Obsidian launch to his advantage to get closer to Gemma, so he has the DEO offer Supergirl as Andrea’s personal bodyguard. (Side note, the name of this episode was The Bodyguard, which I think means technically Kara and Andrea should have kissed or Kara should have at least sung I Will Always Love You about Lena on a balcony but whatever.)

Supergirl is a little insulted to be asked to be a bodyguard but Brainy tells her the odds and Lex low-key threatens her, so she agrees. There IS a violent alien on the loose, after all.

kara glares at lex

“I hate this for me. But fine.”

Across town, Alex and J’onn are in the Tower working, and Alex admits she feels a little untethered. She’s never not had a boss, or a clear mission or responsibility. Frankly, it’s even been a long time since she hasn’t had a gun and a badge. But J’onn assures her she’ll find her way.

alex pouts

“Can I at least carry a baseball bat? Harley Quinn style?”

Supergirl flies in and complains about her new assignment, and asks for their help. She describes the kind of alien who attacked and J’onn thinks it sounds like a race of alien that usually uses their powers and energies to farm, and aren’t usually a violent people, but they’ll use that as a lead anyway.

Lex goes to meet with Gemma and do some wily dealings, and I’ll be honest with you, I’m starting to feel about Lex the way I feel about Constantine on Legends. He’s in his own sideplot that I don’t really care about at all and I kind of wish he would just go away and Lena would re-join the Superfriends. I really enjoyed Jon Cryer’s take on Lex but I think this has run its course.

The only blessing is Gemma seems as annoyed by Lex as I am.

Lena goes to the prison and is surprised to see how many people volunteered, from very violent men to the squirrely guy Steve that we’ve seen before. Steve is being beat on by a man named Toby and he tells Lena that he’s super excited for the idea that Non Nocere would end his torment. Lena is feeling the pressure.

Lena looks worried

“Ah yes, human trials means interacting with humans. I failed to predict this outcome.”

At the first Obsidian event of the day, Andrea is positively delighted to have what she dubs a #SuperGuard and takes a selfie.

Andrea takes a selfie

This tickled me. And Melissa did some really cute subtle reluctant/awkward moves before and after.

While she’s watching her charge, William strolls in and giddily introduces himself to Supergirl. Supergirl is concerned with him being near Andrea while she’s under attack but he says he’s an investigative journalist and that’s part of the job. (Kara wouldn’t know, she’s never done her job a day in her life.) Supergirl calls him heroic and Kara reconsiders rejecting him and I yawn and yawn and yawn because I’m still not buying their chemistry; I like them as chums.

On an investigative mission on their own, J’onn and Alex go to the gaylien bar to ask if anyone’s heard about this pink-energy wielding alien. The bartender points them to a man named Dimitri, who isn’t too pleased to see Alex. But once she assures him she doesn’t work for the government anymore, he helps them out and gives them a tip.

Alex pulls a face

Me when a guy tries to hit on me at a bar.

Alex calls the tip into Brainy to see if he can find a location, despite J’onn’s concerns about using Lex’s resources for this, but Alex says Brainy is family and trusts him to tell her if he doesn’t think he can get away with helping. Brainy says he can help but then tells Alex that he didn’t find any information, which was a big fat lie.

This lie sends Brainy into a bit of a spiral and so he beckons Hip Brainy from the Big Brain to ask for his advice. He knows that he’s supposed to be helping Lex but he’s worried about his friendships because he’s a good pure boy. Hip Brainy tells him that aligning himself with Lex is the only way to be sure his friends even survive to decide to be his friend or not, so Brainy reluctantly continues on his duplicitous journey.

In the prison, Lena gives everyone lenses and starts her first human trial of Non Nocere. As soon as they take out their lenses, the energy is more chill. Steve’s bully asks him on a lunch date. Lena is so happy.

Lena smiles

I wanted to live in this moment for the rest of the hour.

While Andrea is interviewed for a talk show, William and Supergirl chat about their stance on VR in general, and how William used to be into it until he started making real life connections via karaoke and game night. He says VR can’t replace real connection, and it seems that’s Supergirl’s stance on it, too. (The Kryptonian and the show at large.)

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10 Comments

  1. I wish this show had the same caliber writers as Batwoman. The episodes are so hit or miss for me this season that, as hard as it is for me to admit, it’s hard to watch.

    At first, I liked Lex despite having reservations about the actor but now, he’s too much. And Lena continuing on blindly and immorally with this Non nocere experiment is getting old too.

    Also getting old is how much people (on other sites) have latched onto Lena as their Supergirl messiah to the point where she is all that is talked about. They want her to be queer and have more screen time when they almost never advocate for more of Alex or her storyline when she’s canonically gay and has a gf. Not you Autostraddle but certainly many other places.

    The fighting and griping about Lena and Supergirl not being in a relationship has also ruined the show for me some. For me, yeah the queer baiting sucks but that was never and never will be the draw for me. It was never Lena or her relationship with Supergirl. Yeah Lena’s pretty and smart but most of the women on this show are/have been. For me, the heart and best part of the show was Alex, Kara, space dad (J’onn) and Winn. The bickering and debate have only fueled these subpar writers to be petty and unoriginal as they continue to write stories that either entice with the queer baiting because they know it will get people watching and talking only to force something different and it sucks.

    Rant over. My bad for the length.

  2. The opening was so out of left field I had to pause the episode to make sure I was watching the right series.

    Kara’s face when Alex says she won’t share her dumplings is everything.

    ——–

    It should be obvious to anyone on this side of the fourth wall that Lex has learned to “delegate”, and is going to use Non Nocere for his own nefarious purposes. After all, Supergirl would have to harm him to stop him. One of Lena’s weaknesses (yes, she has more than one) is that she continues to be too idealistic, and can’t see how her inventions will be misused.

    At least the season arc is starting to pick up speed.

    ——–

    So, William/Kara (ship name TBD) may happen. The writers seem to be bending over backwards to make him seem like a good guy. It may be motivated by external factors, in which case I admonish the writers for ignoring the opportunity the Crisis gave them to explain it literally any way they want.

    The premise of next week’s episode made me nervous, but it looks like Nicole was in the writers room for this one, so bring it on. And bring on the one after that (Alex in Wonderland) and the one after that (Melissa’s hopefully Luthor-centric directorial debut). Also the B-story next week involves Alex, J’onn, and Kelly, so maybe she’ll get some actual screen time.

    ——–

    Alex has survived water, air, and now fire. No element in this ‘verse can bury this gay.

  3. I know we can’t expect the science on this show to be realistic, but CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS HOW UNSCIENTIFIC LENA’S “HUMAN TRIAL” IS? This is not how data works! She needs to be doing a double blind experiment! And observing the subjects over a long period of time! And not personally interacting with them! This is not what science is!

  4. Supergirl, please don’t make Valerie gesture for nothing.
    ValNia?
    i am am asking you, Valerie, what is a better message for the Kara/William trajectory?
    pretty sure too much Nancy Drew is not a thing, so you’re good.
    puppy update, stat!
    i feel good about Lena alarming the population in this way.
    gotta say, don’t think this will be fine at second, or maybe third…
    don’t think this is the last outcome Lena fails to predict, but hope i’m wrong.
    Supergirl has surely been asked for a selfie before?
    Alex needs to use this face on Brainy.
    13/10 would also want the hour to go that way.
    scar concur
    failure to predict…
    Alex is always en fuego.
    they should be making beautiful science together.
    obsess over Kara’s opinion, Lena, obsess.
    her super alien gun was cool, though.
    more concur
    not entirely used to the bangs, but …
    thanks for chanting.
    wistful Lena is my favorite Lena.
    she looks like she knows it, too.
    coffee to go with those flames?

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