It’s been a long week, you guys. This week’s Extra! Extra! covers all the news you didn’t even know was happening.

“We support a strike that calls for recognition of women’s value and the necessity of the many forms of their labor; we also support all those who are already struggling economically and otherwise, who are deeply impacted by the administration and the systems we’re protesting, and who because of that can’t afford to risk financial instability or job loss for themselves and their families.”

Tumblr’s quest to track adult content is taking down some innocent bystanders. Queer bloggers are calling BS — and rightfully so.

Flawed attempts to make the internet a safe space could be compromising actual safe spaces with an indiscriminate default-on porn filter.

If you thought there wasn’t room for one more controversy to sweep Toronto, well, you were wrong. This officially marks the first time ever we haven’t wanted to move to Canada. Also: Judith Butler turns down an award, bisexuality gets surveyed, gay marriage in NY and the lives of gay youths.

Lindsay Lohan goes out, Samantha Ronson goes out, they do not go out together. Ellen is getting sued. In San Francisco, girls are playing soccer in clever costume. Vampire Diaries flashers. Jodie Foster breakup rumors. Do you know where your girlfriend is? NSFW Sexy Sunday Funday

Obama, we give up with you! Mia Kirshner wants you to come to her book party. Cherin Dabis interviewed in NY Mag, Katy Perry knows Lady Gaga is starting something, New York Times Magazine interviews Hillary Clinton, the Save Bryce campaign faces challenges and Time Travel Thursday!

Gays can get married in Maine, Jennifer Beals runs, & Marie Osmond is down with her gay daughter.