Relevant To Your Interests: The Twelve Days of Nerdsmas

On the twelfth day of nerdsmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Wands at Olivanders

Olivander’s Wands Ornament, $30.

11 Times Bigger On The Inside

Lighted TARDIS Christmas Ornament, $6.

10d10 Necrotic Damage

Beholder Ornament, $20 and make a dexterity saving throw.

9th (Still Totally a) Planet

Pluto Christmas Ornament, $13.

8 Circuits Breaking

Circuit Board Ornament, $12.

7 Sages Saving

Legend of Zelda Snowflake, $15.

6 Pokeballs a’ Catching

Pokeball Ornaments, set of 6, $35.


One Ring Ornament, $6 for one.

4 Hogwarts Houses

Set of five raw wood ornaments (four houses and Hogwarts crest), $25.


Pi Ornament, $13.50.

2 Holidays In One

Zero Christmas Ornament, $32.

And a Weeping Angel On a Christmas Tree

Weeping Angel Tree Topper, $44.50.

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A.E. Osworth

A.E. Osworth is part-time Faculty at The New School, where they teach undergraduates the art of digital storytelling. Their novel, We Are Watching Eliza Bright, about a game developer dealing with harassment (and narrated collectively by a fictional subreddit), is forthcoming from Grand Central Publishing (April 2021) and is available for pre-order now. They have an eight-year freelancing career and you can find their work on Autostraddle (where they used to be the Geekery Editor), Guernica, Quartz, Electric Lit, Paper Darts, Mashable, and drDoctor, among others.

A.E. has written 543 articles for us.


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