Relevant To Your Interests: The Twelve Days of Nerdsmas

On the twelfth day of nerdsmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Wands at Olivanders

Olivander’s Wands Ornament, $30.

11 Times Bigger On The Inside

Lighted TARDIS Christmas Ornament, $6.

10d10 Necrotic Damage

Beholder Ornament, $20 and make a dexterity saving throw.

9th (Still Totally a) Planet

Pluto Christmas Ornament, $13.

8 Circuits Breaking

Circuit Board Ornament, $12.

7 Sages Saving

Legend of Zelda Snowflake, $15.

6 Pokeballs a’ Catching

Pokeball Ornaments, set of 6, $35.


One Ring Ornament, $6 for one.

4 Hogwarts Houses

Set of five raw wood ornaments (four houses and Hogwarts crest), $25.


Pi Ornament, $13.50.

2 Holidays In One

Zero Christmas Ornament, $32.

And a Weeping Angel On a Christmas Tree

Weeping Angel Tree Topper, $44.50.

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A.E. Osworth is part-time Faculty at The New School, where they teach undergraduates the art of digital storytelling. Their novel, We Are Watching Eliza Bright, about a game developer dealing with harassment (and narrated collectively by a fictional subreddit), is forthcoming from Grand Central Publishing (April 2021) and is available for pre-order now. They have an eight-year freelancing career and you can find their work on Autostraddle (where they used to be the Geekery Editor), Guernica, Quartz, Electric Lit, Paper Darts, Mashable, and drDoctor, among others.

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  1. oh wow the weeping angel tree topper is everything i never knew i wanted

  2. There’s no link to the Ollivander’s ornament :(

    It would go great next to my homemade felt Hedwig, Golden Snitch and sorting hat ornaments.

      • Thank you! Buying one for myself and one for the hosts of my annual Harry Potter marathon weekend.

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