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Oh indeed.
I took my cat into the vet once because his inner eyelid was poking out. By the time I got him there, it was totally fine, he was probably just sleepy. The vet felt bad and trimmed all his claws and cleaned his ears at least.
Pet: *exists*
Pet owners, including me: You better not die.
Pet: *Coughs*
Pet owners: OH GOD WHY COULDN’T IT BE ME!!!! DON’T WORRY BABY I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE GRIPS OF DEATH!
Relatable
:3
so real