We can all breathe a sigh of relief. No one needs a president who’s a f*cking birther AND has stupid hair. (For a review of why the concept of Donald Trump not being President is teampick-worthy, maybe try reading this.)
Rachel’s Team Pick: Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President
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My almost 4-year-old niece told me, in a very serious tone, “Tronald Dump is bad hair.” Perspicacious, that one. My brother is doing something right.
Your niece is obviously a genius.
Wait, in the first link, it says that Huckabee’s not running!?!? Is this true?? Waaaaaaaaaaay better news than Trump pulling out.
How could anyone touch that “hair”?!
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
four for you ashley. you go ashley.
he cant help he has a heavy fro and wide set comb-over
i love you all.
He looks like a parody of himself.
redundant… the parody part, i mean
Not surprised, it was clearly a publicity stunt from the 1st, although I am happy about it. I’m more suprised/very happy that Huckabee has withdrawn from the pool.
As my brother put it, it was all a publicity stunt for his idiocy.
I kind of hoped he would be the Republican candidate just so Obama would definitely win.
Oh man, this is really good news for my republican dream team of Palin/Sheen 2012
YES.
oh thank god yessssssssssssssssssssssss
Mike Huckabee dropped out of the 2012 race. Donald Trump did too. No one’s going to take Sarah Palin seriously if she runs. So looks like Obama’s gonna be president again when he runs.
I know a frightening number of people who do take Sarah Palin seriously. I am just saying.
next they will have an actual television commercial run for prez
WELL THANK FUCK
That’s pretty much all I have to say about this.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
x3
Good. I become a fountain of profanity when I see his stupid face. Mother shitter! Son of an ass!
Donald Trump? More like Donald Tourettes.
(Apologies to people with Tourettes.)
This is awkward.