Rachel’s Team Pick: Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President

We can all breathe a sigh of relief. No one needs a president who’s a f*cking birther AND has stupid hair. (For a review of why the concept of Donald Trump not being President is teampick-worthy, maybe try reading this.)

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Rachel

Originally from Boston, MA, Rachel now lives in the Midwest. Topics dear to her heart include bisexuality, The X-Files and tacos. Her favorite Ciara video is probably "Ride," but if you're only going to watch one, she recommends "Like A Boy." You can follow her on twitter and instagram.

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25 Comments

  1. My almost 4-year-old niece told me, in a very serious tone, “Tronald Dump is bad hair.” Perspicacious, that one. My brother is doing something right.

  2. Wait, in the first link, it says that Huckabee’s not running!?!? Is this true?? Waaaaaaaaaaay better news than Trump pulling out.

  3. Not surprised, it was clearly a publicity stunt from the 1st, although I am happy about it. I’m more suprised/very happy that Huckabee has withdrawn from the pool.

  4. I kind of hoped he would be the Republican candidate just so Obama would definitely win.

  5. Mike Huckabee dropped out of the 2012 race. Donald Trump did too. No one’s going to take Sarah Palin seriously if she runs. So looks like Obama’s gonna be president again when he runs.

    • I know a frightening number of people who do take Sarah Palin seriously. I am just saying.

  6. Good. I become a fountain of profanity when I see his stupid face. Mother shitter! Son of an ass!

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