Results for: dead to me
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 43, February 2018
“ok who sent me an autostraddle email address request for kristen stewart”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 40, October 2017
You’re really gonna wanna see this video Heather made us while on painkillers after taking apart her Roomba to see if she could put her Roomba back together.
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 44, March 2018
“YES PUSSY IS ON THE LIST
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 45, April 2018
“wait there are nipples on shutterstock??”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 42, January 2018
i don’t claim most of the dude bro lesbians in nyc who used to be shitty to me at the bar cause i have long hair
BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT EVEN THAT MAD ABOUT THEM I HOPE THEY GREW UP AND GOT BETTER -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 39, September 2017
“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 37, July 2017
“Her dreams are just real nights at lesbian bars
And then she wakes up covered in a man
Wish I didn’t relate so much” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 38, August 2017
“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 36, June 2017
btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 35, May 2017
“WHY IMMEDIATELY FISTING”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 34, April 2017
“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 33, March 2017
NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 28, October 2016
“I would give anything to see Rachel start a discussion with a writer that begins with ‘Can I be frank'”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 27, September 2016
“Drink with nerds and feel good about people calling you mom.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 30, December 2016
“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 29, November 2016
“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 25, July 2016
“Today in the bisexual celebrities beat, I have fucking died”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 26, August 2016
“i’m stepping down from autostraddle
bye
you’ll miss calling me out when i give my body to the sea so” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 21, March 2016
“I will probably be Connie Britton Editor from now on. Also heading up our Star Witness Akita division.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 22, April 2016
“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”