Results for: grease bats
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Grease Bats: Holigay Obligations
“You know what I’m doing for the holigays? Absolutely NOTHING that I feel obligated to do!”
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Grease Bats: Astrology Is Real And Meaningful
“You can tell that now is a good time for Scout to finish their erotic novel ‘Buffy The Butt Slayer’ just from their astrological sign?”
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Grease Bats: Family
“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”
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Grease Bats: Grab Yer Pumpkins
“Ivanka Trump claiming to have a punk phase — she is NOT taking punk from us.”
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Grease Bats: New Relationship Energy
“This is fine. I don’t need to graduate school.”
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Grease Bats: Gold Star Slut
“Work is keeping you busy?” “No, I’ve been busy going on dates!”
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Grease Bats: Donut Worry About Tinder
“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”
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Grease Bats: The Job Hunt
“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”
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Grease Bats: The Cheater
“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”
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Bad News: She’s Straight
“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”
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Greasebats: Can’t Go Home Again
“I can list everyone on the US Women’s Soccer Team from least gay to most gay haircut!” “I can’t even appreciate what a cool and vital skill that is because I’m too sad!”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Trump
The Grease Bats react to the President-Elect.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: The Ex
You two are gonna sleep together! Or worse, you’re gonna catch feelings again!
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sick
“Your house is more gross than usual.”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Protest
“To be honest, this is my first protest.”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Backpage
Sex work is a human rights issue.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Mullet
“HAPPY APOCALYPSE PARTY!”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Friend4Friend
“Did Andy tell you yet?”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pre-Halloween
“HAPPY GAY CHRISTMAS!”
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Fashion Potential
“A lesbian floral 90’s witch party!”