Grease Bats: Donut Worry About Tinder

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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  1. It’s 4:30 in the morning in California right now. About thirty miles away is a 24-hour donut shop and I am seriously considering waking my person who has a driver’s license to go get donuts.

    Also, I am totally Taylor. I have two dating apps on my phone and can’t suck up the nerve to start any conversations. I need an Andy to show me how to people.

  2. Joining the crowd of people who totally relate to Taylor here. (Apologies to anyone who has ever sent me a message on a dating app.)

    Also Andy’s profile is fantastic. My only question is do the rose emojis stand for DSA or general romance or for something else?

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