NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Meet You at Area 51

Feature image of Adina Powers and Scout in Crash Pad Series episode 286. All of the photographs in this NSFW Sunday are from the Crash Pad. The inclusion of a visual here should not be interpreted as an assertion of the model’s gender identity or sexual orientation. If you’re a photographer or model and think your work would be a good fit for NSFW Sunday, please email carolyn at autostraddle dot com.

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When you want to date but don’t have a lot of time for it, or even if you do, consider asking for what you want in your bio well before the first date, writes Tasha Reign at Mel:

“What you write in your dating bio matters, too. Lead with exactly what it is you’re looking for so you can weed out people right away. Marriage and children? Perfect. An emotionally intelligent person who just wants to fuck you on Wednesdays at 5:10 p.m.? Cool, put that first. You have to tell people what you want so they can give it to you; so again, the sooner and more clearly you can convey that, the sooner you’re likely to get it. My life changed when I started asking for what I wanted, and I can definitely say it streamlined dating for me.”

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Adina Powers and Scout

Adina Powers and Scout in Crash Pad Series episode 286

People are now searching for Area 51 and aliens on PornHub because everything is normal and chill:

“According to insights from PornHub, searches for “Area 51” have gone from zero to 160,000 in the past four days. Searches including the word “alien” were apparently already popular, with about 30,000 searches per day before the meme event went viral, but it surged by 217 percent on July 2 and then again by 199 percent on July 15.

If you were wondering, PornHub also listed the top 20 alien-related searches that people “shoot their rockets off to.” The number one result is “alien impregnation,” though “alien girl,” “alien probe,” “alien pussy,” and “sexy alien babe” also make the list.”

Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy

Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy in Crash Pad Series episode 288

People also love to look for aliens but ignore the actual human women who are doxxed and harassed on its platform, including 22 plaintiffs in a suit against a porn company that lied about its distribution channels, published their work on PornHub, and has been unresponsive to takedown requests:

“Some of the videos posted to Pornhub have been viewed more than 40 million times. The Girls Do Porn channel itself has been live for eight years and garnered more than 677 million views. Its ranking on Pornhub hovers around the 20th most popular channel. This is a massive amount of exposure for people who say they didn’t want to be seen having sex on camera in the first place. And as they take their case to court, Pornhub continues to make money off of them.”

Lindsay Cin and Valentine

Lindsay Cin and Valentine in Crash Pad Series episode 276

Carolyn Yates was formerly the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com. Her writing has appeared in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, Xtra!, Jezebel, and elsewhere. She lives in Los Angeles by way of Montreal and Toronto. Find her on twitter or instagram.

Carolyn has written 946 articles for us.

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