No Filter: Lena Waithe Got You An Americano, Left Room For Almond Milk

Welcome back to No Filter, where we give thanks for all the pictures Tegan and Sara posted of their cats this year. This week, Samira Wiley didn’t post any good selfies because she doesn’t love me and doesn’t want me to be happy, but that’s OK because a lot of other celebrities took carefully-curated photos of their mega-glamorous private lives and posted them on the internet for their adoring fans. There are enough heart-eye emojis to go around. Let’s start things off by objectifying Brittani Nichols and go from there.


I took this from my somewhat active Snapchat account which is also @bishilarious.

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I would be remiss if we didn’t kick things off with a sample of how goddamn goodlooking Brittani Nichols looks in her festive new Autostraddle sweater.



Not pictured: Leisha Hailey’s upstairs neighbor banging on the floor and threatening to call the cops.


Goodbye Melbourne.. Bye @crownresorts

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I just keep picturing Ruby Rose’s assistant or friend or whoever when she was like, “Hey, can you take a picture of me staring pensively out the window real quick? I wanna look deep in thought.” Caption this, GO.


When you're cheesing HARD after FINALLY meeting a fave.

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Janet Mock met Tyler Ford and THIS IS HOW CUTE IT WAS.


Hi hi, howdy, howdy, hi hi! Repost from the splendid @shamir326 💗💗💗 #mexicocity #coronacapital

A photo posted by Carrie Brownstein (@carrie_rachel) on


Sleater-Kinney met Shamir. I mean, Shamir met Sleater-Kinney. Everybody in this picture is a winner.


Team work in the studio. Takes a village.

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on


At long last, I can finally tell Tegan and Sara apart.


Up in here baby. #LGBTchamps #thewhitehouse

A photo posted by Trace Lysette (@tracelysette) on


I’m here for Trace Lysette in this suit. BYE.



Jasika Nicole spent this week building her own weaving loom and making ceramics, so in her spare time she also helped mastermind this very unsettling gluten-free fabric. We get it, Jasika, you’re good at everything forever.


In my @rebel8 hoodie grabbing my morning chai. Thanks for the gear, fam!

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Lastly, here is your girlfriend Lena Waithe. Here’s what she would look like if she took you on a coffee date. She’d put her arm around you while you waited in line for the barista, she’d double check to make sure they used almond milk in your latte, and she’d be a good tipper. I can just tell.


Join us next week, when Leisha Hailey learns the mandolin and strums it gently beneath your bedroom window.


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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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