Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly celebration of famous people’s pets. This week in People Who Don’t Have Instagram, Evan Rachel Wood sang Alanis Morissette in her basement (it’s fine, everything’s fine). As far as we can tell, everybody else on the internet was busy celebrating Leisha Hailey’s birthday, whether they were conscious of it or not. You were too.
Poussey and Soso are back at it, shooting season 4 of Orange Is The New Black. When do we get to a place where I can write something spoiler-y about season 3 without one of you murdering me? What are you guys even doing here if you haven’t finished the season? Get to work.
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Andreja Pejić is living my actual dream life right now.
Or maybe it’s Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell, who rode their dinosaurs into town to pick up an extra tub of glitter and a six-pack.
Did you ever wonder what Kate Moennig would bring to the picnic you two would have together? Now you know – cigarettes, popcorn, mini-muffins and salsa. At least that’s what she (or maybe Camila Grey) brought to Leisha Hailey’s birthday party. Notably absent: yoplait.
In thumbnail form, I thought Leisha was standing next to a very large kite that she was super excited to have received for her birthday – but no, it’s this very pretty stained glass piece. Perhaps she’d like a kite next year.
Usually I like to include pictures of people or animals, but I have stopped by the bodega and bought a peach every single day this week because I can’t stop thinking about this picture of Lauren Morelli’s peaches. Not a euphemism.
Carrie Brownstein is back on the set of Transparent as Syd, the only voice of reason in a sea of characters who are mostly awful human beings.
Brittani Nichols is acting awfully suspicious.
I cannot get over the perpetual look on this cat’s face, as though it had just walked in on its parents having sex and can never unsee what it has seen. What secrets does this cat know?
Join us next week, when we’ll find out what other life-size reproductions Miley and Stella climb on top of.
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I just want to give that cat a hug, and take them to therapy with me.
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I love everything about your avatar … and I wish we were friends.
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But how do you slice peaches that neatly? Because my peaches always end up a sticky mess when I’ve taken the core out.
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EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
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I feel like they must be quite under-ripe…
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I’m gonna go with magic… yep, definitely magic.
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Crazy mad skills, I can only hope to one day hone!
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I feel like I should be warned ahead of time when there’s going to be a picture of Kate Moennig, so I can mentally prepare myself for the coming aesthetic shock.
Oh, and I JUST CAME OUT TO MY FIRST PERSON A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO.
I didn’t sleep, I’m too wired.
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Kate agrees with my sentiment, I’m certain.
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Nice <3
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I’m a little late to the party, but: congratulations!
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Oh my goodness, congratulations! You are amazing! x
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Wow, congratulations!!
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ALL THE CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!
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YAY YOU <3
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AAAHH, Thank you gays so much !!!
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Oh my goodness, good for you! I hope it went well 🙂
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Congratulations! I also hope it went well and that they are supportive. High five!
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YAY! Congratulations 🙂
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Congratulations!!!!
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Congratulations!!!
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that cat has become such an important part of my life.
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that cat is pure gold.
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RIGHT. I want to be it’s best friend. 😐
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I feel like one (or both!) of my cats must be having an affair with cat according to my internet history…. it’s definitely not me :/
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I AM LIVING FOR THAT PICTURE OF MILEY AND STELLA ON DINOSAURS
Also, did you know that there is a dinosaur called a LESothosaurus?! Life is good.
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T&S’s cat is the most adorable muffin pie and she is precious 😮
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Pousoso!
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Sossey!
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Soshington?
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Broussey?
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I can’t decide if Soso and Poussey would be unnaturally adorable or beyond awkward. Either way I’m dying to find out!
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I second that, I am both upset and intrigued by it and am excited for season 4.
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I’m actually kind of into it? They just both need someone to love and (SPOILERS) the hand-holding in the water absolutely killed me with cuteness.
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I am 100% team Poussey-SoSo 2k16
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Give it me now imo
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I spy Kate Moennig’s ring of keys. Also reeses cups.
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Okay but now I need an article with tips on how to get a lady to ride dinosaurs with me.
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Yes, need this article. Plz include how to find dinosaurs if possible
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Stef, one quick question: When is vapid fluff getting on the train that’s riding to Riese’s actual real life wedding? I’d be so excited about an inside piece about this mysterious CEO-person and her fiancée!
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excellent idea, i will have a team of paparazzi outside their building ASAP.
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YES PLEASE
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Um ALSO what ever happened to a wedding post from Lenia? Did I just miss that shit, or is it in the works? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.
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Same with a wedding piece from Mari.
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Right? I just found out Riese was engaged a couple of days ago, and I’m like, did I miss the big gay memo? Was her post about how to deal with unsupportive wedding guests her way of telling us? I NEED TO CELEBRATE, I’M SO HAPPY FOR THEM.
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It does seem like a super Riese the Ninja way of making said announcement… maybe her mom will comment below and fill everyone in… 🙂
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now I feel sort of bad, privacy etc…
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DON’T FEEL BAD FOR BEING ADORABLE
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Yes, you are adorable and you know who else is? Riese’s mom!
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engagement? wedding piece?
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is this why stef is lurking in my bushes with a backwards selfie stick??!
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why am I not on a swan lazy river????????????????????????????
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NOBODY KNOWS
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did you consider that maybe sara quin’s cat is freaked out cause you threatened to make her sit on a giant bird in the middle of some water??
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In my heart, every former Disney star grows up, shrugs off the misogyny and bullshit of her media fishbowl upbringing, goes queer, and rides off into the sunset on a dinosaur with her girlfriend. Every. Single. One.
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Fingers crossed for Demi Lovato.
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Cool for forever
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Yes yes yes, so much yes.
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Wait…i had a weird dream. I tought i lived in a world where Hanna Montana is getting butchier and butchier and has a Victoria secret hot, blonde GF. Can someone make sure if i am awake or not?
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Do you want me to punch you?
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I meant pinch. Stupid autocorrect. But I guess punching you would have a similar effect.
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Glad to see the Transparent and OITNB casts are hard at work producing more queer TV! Huzzah.
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wait I want to ride a dinosaur with Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell! I need to step up my glitter/Jurassic World game.
also I’d like to thank the universe for that cat’s face.
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I somehow didn’t know that (at least some of) the actresses from The L word are still friends??? You have no idea how happy that makes a younger version of myself.
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They are their own lesbian clique
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Meta L Word!
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Giant swan. A-camp. Last night dance.
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i have seen drop dead gorgeous enough times to know the fire hazards associated with giant swans.
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That Carrie Brownstein picture brings a goofy smile to my face like she always does. She’s just the near perfect human we all need to be friends with, or marry.
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I feel like Poussey and and Soso will be dating in season 4 and I’m soooo excited with that possibility and this picture just affirms my feeling.
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I would love to have that cat’s problems.
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this is an excellent description of the look on that cat’s face. it must be so unsettling and also adorable to live with.
and: YES POUSSOSO.
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I wanna picnic with Kate. I would love to sit there and feed her grapes and talk about why she killed Jenny….
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I’ve mostly accepted my lot as an urban person, but one thing I am sad about is never having a front lawn for giant lawn dinosaurs and the chance that one day I would wake up and find celebrity gal pals riding said dinosaurs.
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the cat’s face made my morning, thanks.
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I have just now made the realization that Kate Moennig’s last name is not pronounced/spelled “Moening” (as in moaning)…Freudian slip I guess.
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Why do I so enjoy peeking into the lives of random celebrities. Before I thought I didn’t care about celebrities. But now I realized that I definitely do. Just only the queer ones.
That Poussey and Soso pic is too cute.
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exaaaactly
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am I the only one confused by this whole cobbler pie situation? aren’t they two different things??
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cobbler pie = a pie made out of shoe-makers
also this:
http://www.thekitchn.com/whats-the-difference-between-a-cobbler-crumble-and-crisp-90877
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Wait, so is this Miley thing a real thing now?
Also, I have eaten two peaches a day every day for a week now (no innuendo intended). I will cry when the season is over.
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Poussoso, definitely. Although I have to say that I’m hoping even more fervently for Suzanne+Maureen in S4.
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Dear World, can Kate Moennig please guest star on OITNB? And can season 4 be released sooner than June 2016 (because rewatching that clip from the end of S3 finale probably won’t tide me over as I wait to see more of Poussey’s story)? Thank you, World.
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Kate Moennig on OITNB 2016
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I want to ride a dinosaur with T & S awesome cat..
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I keep changing my mind if I’m more excited by the pussy or Poussey…. it’s a tough life!
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It’s so great having instagrams relevant to my interests conveniently compiled in one place.
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Yes! I need to be able to discuss my feelings with those about Season 3. If you haven’t finished the season…Its time to blow off being a productive human to do it.
I motion to always start this post with Poussey!
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I second this motion. All in favor? All opposed?
A bazillion in favor, none opposed. The resolution passes and the chair will sign it.
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that cat! those peaches! i love instagram.
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Climbing on top of life size reproductions, hey
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this column
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Ohmygosh that cat. These pictures. YES.
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Ooh, these pictures were beautiful, thank you!