Still don’t have a sweet phone? Think people with iPhones are pretentious (true) and that a Blackberry will make you look like a tool (also true)? Happily, this is no longer a two party system. Enter the Motorola DROID on the Verizon network.
While the Apple and Blackberry camps (I just noticed those are both fruit- weird!) continue to duke it out, the Motorola Droid just emerged in the ring like an aloof but sexy hipster at a keg party. And with that mixed metaphor, what I mean to say is the Droid is the first serious iPhone contender in a while and it knows it too.We’ll leave your Blackberry out of this, because Motorola and Google clearly marketed the Droid to kick some iPhone ass. Catch any of of those super subtle commercials where the Droid ridicules the iPhone? iDid (see what I did there?) and I think maybe it’s time Apple finally gets a taste of its own snarky, wildly successful medicine.
The other set of Droid commercials is odd and hyper-masculinized, making the Droid seem like some super rugged man-phone bent on our destruction. It talks about crushing rocks and drilling holes (seemingly unphonelike activities) and shows a bunch of iPhones in those hideous bedazzled cases getting smashed (which I support). Why is everyone such a bully? It makes me nervous.
So what’s the deal? Is the Droid a deathrobot with GPS?
For starters, the Droid runs Google’s slick Android 2.0 mobile operating system, which means an intuitive, effortless interface because Google made it and that’s just how their things are: Good. It’s fast, it’s sleek and just like any good OS, you shouldn’t notice that it’s there. It’s like when you put sex music on- you shouldn’t notice that it enhances your sexytime experience. You should be doing other stuff.
Okay, yeah, cruising around on the Android OS sounds cool and all, but it’s not like the iPhone OS is lacking- I like it just fine. I swipe my paw around on it and stuff happens, it’s shiny and pretty fast. Nice- I’m content. What else is the Droid packing?
Why the Droid is Hawt
I think the real silver bullet here is the Droid’s multi-app support. My iPhone is a monomaniac. It loves running Safari. It loves to add double digit numbers for me on its calculator because I’m dumb. But it will not do these two things at once- It hates that. But the Droid can multitask.
With a Droid, I don’t have to close Pandora to open my slow-ass camera app to snap surreptitious photos of grisly traffic accidents to sell to the NY Post. Kidding (?). I can take a shitty low-res picture and listen to my sweet jams at the same time. And I can even keep streaming music as I email said photo out to various indiscriminate news sources.
In a departure from the iPhone, The Droidster (we’re on a first name basis now) sports a physical keyboard. That might be a big selling point to those of you who prefer your typing to be a little less virtual. The Droid also boats a super high-resolution screen (swoon! I’m a pixelwhore), a fairly shitty camera (just like the iPhone 3G! less like the 3GS, which stepped it up a little) and perhaps most importantly, it’s on the Verizon network. That means if you haven’t already sold your soul to AT&T for a gazillion year contract you still have a good option for a smartphone! That is, unless you have T-Mobile. In which case you should just keep brandishing your Sidekick like a butterfly knife, creeps.
You need a smart phone, you elitist jerk
And don’t play coy. Admit it- we all need a smartphone these days. You want one. I’ve seen you sneaking those sidelong glances. Even if you think you don’t, you have to concede that they come in handy. Because on awkward elevator rides it’s hard to pretend that you really are that busy playing Snake III on your Nokia brick. Think, if you had a Droid you could very well be tweeting with religious fervor while watching the “Bad Romance” video on an endless loop! And if you had an iPhone I guess you could be doing one of those things, or alternating.
It’s nice to have some fresh meat (plastic?) on the smartphone market. The Motorola Droid finally provides a viable option for folks who 1. Are too cool for an iPhone now that they’ve “mainstreamed,” and 2. People who just don’t want to look like a total fucking tool with that killer Blackberry/Bluetooth combo. Unless you like passing for a schizophrenic I-Banker. If that works for you, go with it.
Try the Droid if you think counterculture makes you sexy, if you can get out of your godforsaken AT&T contract or if you just want to kiss ass to get on Google’s good side for the reckoning, when Google will seriously take over the whole fucking world. AKA the moment they unleash Google Wave on the naive, clamoring masses. It has begun.
I-Is is wrong of me to still want an iPhone…?
Although, this is a rather sexy smart phone I must say.
I love my iPhone but there is the something about the droid (the name and the Verizon-ness of it) that make me consider switching. But I sold my soul to AT&T so here I stay.
me too! my soul’s in chains!
i love how fucking monolithic this droid pic is.
I just got my iPhone in the summer and it’s pretty and high tech and still rare in Canada. Therefore I will be keeping it. Also once I dropped it down 4 flights of stairs and it still works. CAN THE DROID DO THAT?
yeah, my iphone has survived some seriously drunk adventures
my iphone has a drinking problem too :(
My phone doesn’t have colors. I can call, text and play snake. It makes me happy.
i never mastered snake…if only i could go back
Me neither, but I know a very cute girl who does.
those are the exavt three things my nokia can do.
And I bet my phone fell way more and higher and in more fishtanks than any of your phones. My nokia is really bulletproof.
Does anybody else get completely scared/excitant/curious/filled with lust when thinking about Google and our future as humans?
i am excited to have an overlord.
This is my new favorite blog. The mention of snake on the old Nokia brick has made me all nostalgic (mine even had a wonderfully garish Bollywood ringtone, in POLYPHONIC! hi-tech.).
And I was pretty sure you were reading my mind when you mentioned the “Bad Romance” video on replay…
And of course the closing paragraph was both genius and true.
i had a nokia brick for so long that people started thinking it was a newly released phone because they forgot what those used to look like!
You could have two of them call each other, then set them facing on a table, and have a vibrating fight to the DEATH.
Which is probably more amusing when you’re a procrastinating college student under the influence…
“The Motorola Droid finally provides a viable option for folks who 1. Are too cool for an iPhone now that they’ve mainstreamed'”
Brilliant. That describes me perfectly. I think I’m too cool for an iPhone, but I don’t want to admit it.
I’m STOKED about this droid. I had the first droid phone w/ T-Mobile last year, but then it got run over by a car and I was too poor to pay $300 to replace it. So I figured I’d wait for the new version. I’m glad I waited, this sounds awesome.
(Now to get out of my T-Mobile contract… hmmm…)
I don’t have a smartphone yet. I want an iphone b/c I have been a die-hard mac fan for the past 10 years, and just can’t imagine anything else. Unfortunately, AT&T does not provide coverage in the town my parents live, which has kept me from making the switch. Maybe I can get over my mac elitism and get a droid… maybe.
this is very exciting!!! thank you technostraddle for bringing this to my attention!
as a lifelong non-apple-fan (my parents both worked for ibm so i’m sure it was more than just subconscious influence) i was pretty much resigned to the fact that i would be getting an iphone within the next month when my current contract finishes up, but the droid appeals to me much more! multitasking is important! (i alt-tab like no other.) plus yeah, i might just be too cool/individual for an iphone, everyone and their mother has one. and i would rather google take over the world than apple!
now all i want to know is when it’ll arrive in australia.
so i just tried to find the answer to this question and came up with not a whole lot. as far as i can tell, no date indicated yet. other options include buying an unlocked droid online (check ebay?), which can be a little risky and probably v. expensive. but, apparently the HTC hero is the next best android phone, and is sold in australia!
here’s the htc au site:
oh wow personal service! thanks a lot, might check out the HTC hero
Rad review! Mon if it’s any help, 3 Mobile carries the HTC and Sony Ericsson android-operated models in Australia. I’ve only messed around with one briefly at work ’cause I’m about to build an augmented reality app, which I’m told work way better on android smartphones but I’m not really sure why/how.
wow! tell me about your app!
We’re building one of these – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VZoDmqcZ34 – for IBM, for the Australian grand slam. By “building”, I really mean telling developers half-baked ideas and letting them make the magic happen ;)
oh hi crystal, thanks!
also, somebody has to agree with me on this eye of sauron thing. i feel like peter jackson helped with the concept design.
“Think people with iPhones are pretentious (true) and that a Blackberry will make you look like a tool (also true)?” As someone who goes to an art/design school I feel like it’s sponsored by apple and I’m the only one who’s not in on it, and you can significantly lower the blackberry tool factor if your not one of those buisnessmen who wear it on their belts.
+I lol’d at the title and like your writing style.
++I’m not in the market for a smartphone yet (I think stable employment is needed) but I’m VERY happy to hear there’s a google alternative.
P.S. This is because google gets all my trust. All of google except for their streetview team, who took a photo of this:
P.S.S. it exploded minutes later.
I’m currently waiting for my G1 (basically the pre-evolved form of the Droid) to come in the mail, and I’m excited for it.
But I really want a friend to get it so I can play with it.
Damn! I want this phone, but Verizon seriously sucks where I live.
I feel the eye taking parts of my soul. sort of like the ring in LOTR123, and also in the movie, The Ring.
cell…phone…? it’s probably high time i get me one of those…