A brief journey through the clicker games that have, if only briefly, buoyed me through ennui, ranked very subjectively by how effectively they distracted me from the always-looming malaise that dogs my every step!
83. Glass of Milk. Wayyyyyy too many lactose intolerant lesbians for this one. Maybe if it was “Glass of Soy Milk” or “Glass of Almond Milk” it’d be higher.
Here’s a review of Peach; in short, I’m enamored with its magic word capability and think you should try it and screw it if people say it’s already dead.
If I can do a craft, trust me, you can do a craft.
You know when you were bored in middle school math and you just pressed +1 on a calculator for half an hour? Have I got a game for you!
Apps to predict when Flo visits, the painters paint the house red, when it suddenly turns to chocolate season, etc. LET’S TALK ABOUT PERIODS, Y’ALL!
“I don’t totally have this figured out yet but I bet it’s going to be really great and not weird at all.”
“To me, it’s always read as “stabbing myself in the eyes with shards of glass,” which come to think of it is a pretty useful emoji.”
I strive for a life in which these emojis are the only ones I ever need.
Lick This App is a mobile oral sex teaching app that will get you uncomfortably close to your phone.
“After flying 2,678 miles and over the Pacific Ocean, I realized that I was gonna have to rebuild my collection. But this time, it would be digital (and therefore move-proof).”
And other similar two/multi-player type situations, because being on different continents shouldn’t get in the way of Boggle. (Bonus! Featuring the worst drawing of Brooklyn ever, courtesy of yours truly.)
But for all of my many apps, there is one category that was tragically absent. And that category was gay-themed games. That is, until now.
Sarah Prager created Quist to make navigating our past a little bit easier.
Exercise is hard and boring, but these are some apps that make it a little more reasonable.
Because I’m perpetually spending my last dollar and I want to know exactly where it goes.
Raise your virtual hands if you’ve got an iPhone.
Meet Esther Zinn, the creator of the iPhone app that lets you find clubs, bars, events and even news for queer ladies anywhere you go.
On Election Day, I need to know ALL THE THINGS, and I need to know them RIGHT NOW. But no fear, because of course, there’s an app for that. Several, actually!
Because like half of these new features will be useful for the next A-Camp.