Boobs on Your Tube: These “NCIS: Hawai’i” Queers Are Too Adorable to Function

It’s October! Riese has released your monthly streaming guide; don’t miss that spooky treasure. Kayla is here and queer to tell you how to dress like a Rockford Peach for Halloween. Derry Girls finally has landed on Netflix US. It looks like we’re heading for a major time jump on The L Word: Generation Q. Valerie Anne revisited the scary movie sleepovers of her youth. Velma finally got for really real canonically gay. Drew bestowed another Slow Takes upon us. And Carmen did a little digging into the hopefully forthcoming lesbian shenanigans in Wakanda Forever.

Notes from the TV Team:

+ On Home Economics this week, Sarah and Denis really lean into the show’s title as they discover the difficulties of keeping up with their daughter’s new, rich, private school lifestyle. (They buy a vase off of their daughter’s friend’s mom, only to discover it cost $1.8k! Ouch.)  — Carmen

+ This is technically not gay, but I just wanted to say that I’m really into the Grey’s Anatomy reboot so far? It’s like a Grey’s spin-off, “Grey’s Anatomy: The New Class” that’s just still nestled within the original? Which is, admittedly, a choice. But a choice that’s working for me thus far! And I loved all the callbacks to the original pilot. However! Where is Hot Doctor Kai??? The people demand to know! — Carmen

+ New/Returning shows over the next week: Derry Girls (Netflix), Fire Country (CBS), All American (CW), and All American: HomecomingNatalie

+ Im going to write up a full piece on it next week, but! I watched the new Nickelodeon Monster High movie — which you can watch on Nick or the Paramount+ app — and not only is there a main nonbinary character named Frankie, who steals the show, but also the whole thing is cute a a haunted button and another great magical allegory for being in the closet. Only this time, trans kids are welcomed at magic school! — Heather

NCIS: Hawai’i 203: “Stolen Valor”

Written by Natalie

As Kate lies on her lap, Lucy ices her girlfriend's injuries from her undercover mission. Lucy is wearing a Daydreams sweatshirt with a rainbow.

Kate and Lucy start their day, as all loving couples do I presume, sparring with each other. Sensing that her girlfriend’s holding back, Lucy urges Kate to give their one-on-one combat training all she’s got. Kate worries that she’ll hurt Lucy — a legit concern, given their size difference — but the small wonder is cocky and convinced she’ll be fine. One battle cry and hip-toss later, Lucy’s on her back …an easy takedown of the more experienced field agent. A call from NCIS HQ interrupts their training session so Kate will just have to top Lucy some other time.

The team’s called to the scene of wreck where they find Lieutenant Commander Audrey Garrett, wearing her Navy dress whites, dead from the accident’s impact. Only thing? It turns out not to be LCDR Garrett and the wreck wasn’t an accident at all. The team tracks down the victim’s true identity — a Bulgarian immigrant named Vessela Toska — and connects her to a local cleaning service. Whistler downloads the team on the suspected criminal history of the service’s Bulgarian owner. Fearing that the crew might still be looking to leverage Garrett’s identity to get what they’re after, the team decides to send in an undercover agent who might be able to pass for Garrett…someone fair-skinned, athletic, tall. All eyes settle on Kate (hilariously, it takes Lucy the longest to see the resemblance).

Soon after accepting the assignment (and dying her hair brown), the newly minted field agent starts to doubt whether she can pull it off. Lucy assures Kate that she’ll do great and encourages her not to underestimate herself. Kate thanks Lucy with a kiss but before Lucy can follow-up with another, Kate turns and pulls out a massive FBI manual on going undercover.

Though Kate makes a few missteps in her first time undercover, she does manage to get a trial run with the other housekeepers. She initiates conversation with the other two cleaners in an effort to suss out information. When their attention turns to her, Kate follows Kai and Jesse’s advice to make her story more personal. She explains that she’s all alone: left without a family following the death of her brother overseas in Iraq.

“I stopped going to school, seeing friends, making any connections really. I figured at some point, I’d find my way to open up again but I never did,” Kate confesses. The admission catches Lucy — who’s listening in a nearby surveillance van — off-guard: she knew about Kate’s brother but the other revelations were a surprise. At home, Lucy tries to get more from Kate but the exhausted agent eschews the conversation.

Kate’s undercover performance earns her a spot in the inner circle: she’s recruited to pose as LCDR Garrett and accept a shipment of cargo. As she’s changing into Garret’s dress uniform, Kate’s forced to kill her wire. The move worries Lucy who wants to go in, immediately, and get Whistler out, but everyone else urges patience. Once the team (with help from the actual LCDR Garrett) confirm what the Bulgarians are after — a radioactive energy source — the team moves in to extract Whistler and recover the WMD. But unfortunately, they’re too late: the Bulgarians are on their way out to sea.

Things go awry on the ship and Kate is forced to take on the Bulgarians on her own. Her combat training comes in handy as she’s able to subdue them in before the team arrives. At home, Lucy ices Kate’s injuries and Kate plots a future return to combat training and to the field. Given how well Kate handled herself, Lucy doubts she has anything left to teach Kate but her girlfriend assures her that’s untrue.

“You know, what I said yesterday about my brother dying was true. It did close me off and I thought I’d never recover,” Kate admits. “But being with you, it’s changed everything…so thank you, Lucy Tara.”

Raising Kanan 207: “No Love Lost”

Written by Carmen

Jukebox reads from the Bible with an incredibly skeptical look on her face

On Raising Kanan, Jukebox went to visit Nicole’s grave, which I’m sure is supposed to be emotional, but really is a reminder of one of last season’s truly silly deaths and low points — Nicole, Jukebox’s first girlfriend, abruptly died of an overdose from drugs that she stole out of Jukebox’s backpack. I don’t fully understand a need for us to go back there. It seems like the writers can’t figure out what else to do with Juke? And yes, I’m sure in real life a teen lesbian who’s girlfriend OD’d on drugs that her own cousin cooked would cause a lot of trauma and grief, but this is television and I’d rather not be reminded of a terrible storytelling choice in an otherwise really good show.

While visiting Nicole, Jukebox runs into Nicole’s father. He promises that he isn’t a racist homophobe like Nicole’s mother, a fact that I absolutely do not believe for a second. He also promises that he’s not looking to get Jukebox in trouble (mind you, Nicole’s mother still wants Juke brought up on murder charges for drugs that, again, Nicole stole without Jukebox’s knowledge) — he just wants to know if Jukebox knows whatever happened to that incredibly sweet tape of Nicole and Jukebox singing together at the mall? What happened to that tape is that Jukebox broke into their house last season after Nicole died and stole it. Luckily, she has the presence of mind to lie and say “I don’t know.”

Unfortunately I think Jukebox gets caught up in her grief, and decides to have the tape restored (Marvin, Juke’s father, destroyed it last season in their fight) so that she can leave it at Nicole’s doorstep for her father. Maybe it’s just a nice gesture! Maybe it’s just about giving closure between two people who loved Nicole! But I’m not buying it. That tape is coming back around, and when it does, it’s not going to be good.

Jukebox’s other big plot this week involves her parents. Namely, that she is still not ready to forgive Marvin for last season, but also she keeps getting closer to her mother, at the cost of her relationship to her true self. A boy at her mother’s (extremely homophobic) church her keeps flirting with Juke, and in an effort to keep winning her mother’s approval, Jukebox agrees to go on a date with him. Just like Jukebox agreed to let her mother buy her femme-y clothes that she would never wear. And then Jukebox agrees to let this boy kiss her. All these little things, these little ways, that’s losing herself more and more. I’m not even sure if she’s realizing it? But whew chile, that bill soon come due.

Station 19 601: “Twist and Shout”

Written by Carmen

Maya and Carina are both sweaty with their hair in ponytails as they look directly into each other's eyes in the locker room.

I have to be honest with you, I really struggled with last night’s Station 19 premiere.

On one hand, Maya and Carina are still trying to have a baby which opens the season with a fairly sweet and adorable scene of Carina having to get inseminated in the fire house bathroom because Maya was in the middle of a shift (we’re six months in the future from last season’s finale, they are on their fifth round, nothing has taken yet, so time is of the essence). Carina’s sweaty from taking the Station 19’s self defense class, and Maya — after getting the sense knocked back into her, she’s so distracted lately — calls her wife, “my love” and offers that if they’re gonna do this, they should do it right. Andy keeps guard at the bathroom door while Maya and Carina shower together before the insemination starts. By shower together, I assume they had sex. It’s not said they had sex but multiple queer couples getting pregnant on television have taught me that sperm takes to the body best after an orgasm, and that’s why Bette went down on Tina at the doctor’s office in The L Word’s pilot episode, so! They had sex.

On the other hand, I really hate how they are writing Maya this season? Ok yes, Maya threatening to blackmail Sullivan and the new Fire Chief in order to get reinstated as captain of Station 19 and that was… a bad call, blackmail is never good. But also Maya lost her job as captain to begin with because of some really fucked up sexism and homophobia, if you ask me, along with the fact that Maya was using her white privilege to support her Black firefighters in a season-long standoff with the Seattle PD. Or did we all just forget that? She’s earned her right to be pissed.

Instead this season seems to recast Maya as someone who prefers to live in chaos, always ready for the next tornado to blow up her life (that’s not a metaphor, a literal tornado is the star of this week’s season premiere). And yes, I do think that’s a fair characterization of Maya overall, she’s been drawn to terrible impulses in her personal life in the past, I don’t feel like that’s been true since she finally settled down with Carina? Part of what has made them so sensational together is how good they’ve been for each other’s growth. It’s a little upsetting to see that get upchucked — especially over a storytelling decision that started with white allyship to begin with. It just feels like an ill-advised swerve left to me.

We do get a spectacular fight scene out of it! Carina finds out about Maya blackmailing Sullivan from the current asshat chief of Station 19 (I never learned his name, I keep wishing for him to go away) and she’s upset. For six months Maya has been angry, and she’s never been honest about why! Also — as has been previously stated — blackmailing is wrong. While cleaning up the roof of the firehouse post-tornado, the wives spin each other around again and again. Carina declares that Maya thrives in chaos, Maya reminds Carina that the hormones haven’t made her easy to live with these last few months either.

Carina softens, calling Maya “my love” (bringing us full circle to the episode’s opener). The hormones have made Carina’s highs even higher and her lows even lower, it’s true. But what is Maya’s excuse for running away from happiness at every chance she gets? Carina grew up in chaos with a father who had mental illness. She cannot live her adult life this way. She will not raise a child with Maya this way.

Maya stops — a record scratch in the crescendo of their argument. After all, Carina might already be pregnant. Right now.

And, yes she might be. So maybe it’s time for Maya to get her shit together.

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A black biracial, bisexual girl raised in the South, working hard to restore North Carolina's good name. Lover of sports, politics, good TV and Sonia Sotomayor. You can follow her latest rants on Twitter.

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  1. i have a sneaking suspicion that something queer might be happening with zola shepherd-grey (grey-shepherd?) based solely on the description of an upcoming episode that says maggie and meredith discover something new about her. let us manifest this!

    i went on a deep dive of the monster high universe this week (i do not know why) and you know? it’s cute! i love a pun and i love that there’s an entire extended universe built on mattel saying ‘what if monsters had children and they were all living out teenage shenanigans at high school’

  2. I’m kind of ambivalent about Gen 5 of the Interns on Grey’s so far. I popped when I recognized the guy who plays Kwan as being from Glee but that’s basically it fro positive reactions. On the negative front, why is the nervous lad Derek and Amelia’s nephew? That just felt random more than anything.

    As for Station 19, I don’t know, this new characterization of Maya doesn’t seem that far off from even last season. She spent all of last season trying to do things “by the book” and when that didn’t work embraced Chaos again and paid for it.

    Also yeah I’m surprised that Beckett is still around. I thought he’d be a one season obstacle but no, not only is he still here but his actor got bumped up to main cast so I guess he’s going to be here for a while.

      • Honestly, he’s not the one I’m worried about. The guy who plays homophobic dad Chief Dixon also got bumped up to main cast and Dixon is absolutely a character I don’t want to see on a regular basis.

    • You got Harry Shum from Glee, Adelaide Kaine from Reign, Madori Francis from Sex Lives of College Girls, and Alexis Floyd from Inventing Anna. They got some good ones! Adelaide literally carried a whole show for 4 seasons. And she’s queer IRL! (And dating a hot Dutch model)

  3. I respectfully disagree with you Carmen on what the S19 writers are doing with Maya because I think it’s spot on.

    Maya does love Carina but we all know love is not enough to quell a lifetime’s worth of using chaos to hide from trauma.

    A few seasons back Maya made a speech where she talked about not wanting to be like her dad but having Carina in her life being so nice and in her space made her want to blow up. Maya is so much like her father in that she has to be in control and when she isn’t something has to be blown up. A part of her recognizes that but she hasn’t done anything to reconcile it other than letting Carina into her life which is a huge deal for her but that “you drank my last can of soda” type anger, pain, and frustration has to go somewhere.

    She has every right to be upset about the initial demotion and I honestly expected her to explode long before now but I think she held it together for Carina until last season’s finale. At the immigration office Maya almost blew it by being defiant defiance and adversarial toward the immigration officer because having her fate in someone else’s hands again was a massive trigger. Now we’re seeing the repercussions of that switch being flipped.

    • I like this analysis MUCH better. And I think Carina telling Maya to go to therapy might finally be the thing to get her there? Girl needs some help dealing with a lifetime of her Dad’s BS.

  4. NCIS Hawaii is really taking serious the way they handle Lucy and Kate as characters and as a couple.
    This was a such a great episode to get more into Kate. We have known she has these walls and she had issues opening up to people, and it was good to learn the why.

    The relationship is beautifully developed, they’re really fun together, they encourage each other, they go through their issues together.

    One more time they open and close the episode.

    • I’ve been so surprised by both how they’re handling it and how often they’re putting Kacy front and center, @analeo. I never expected this from a CBS show or the NCIS franchise (particularly after how they handled Tammy on the NO edition).

  5. On the Station 19 getting pregnant storyline, I just kept thinking, “why aren’t they doing IUI if Carina is 38 and they’re 5 cycles in?! She’s a doctor for goodness sakes!”

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