Excerpt Answer: Because she couldn’t find a date.
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Rachel is a queer crossword constructor, writer, and bioethicist.
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7 across, heart eyes
prune, leave her, you can do better than second-best babe
“Levar Burton Reads” is one of my fav podcasts!
Oops! Shoot. So sorry for mentioning his first name 🙊 Cancel me.
Seven across – I learned something!
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