Intern Grace’s Team Pick
You probably love My Drunk Kitchen and its creator, Hannah “Harto” Hart. I love it/her. Sometimes, I wait for the videos to come out, and then I don’t watch them right away because I want to save them for when I’m having a bad day. This is where I am in my life.
Our beloved Harto teamed up with Songs To Wear Pants To (watch his Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows, for real), and together, the internet Wonder Twins produced two original, food-related songs that are relevant to your interests.
What we have learned:
1. Harto can rap like a boss!
2. Harto can sing like a boss!
3. Harto can dance like a… well her efforts are better than mine, so.
4. Cheese is no longer trapped; rather, it is sexy.
5. If the song includes food puns and a hidden “Frederick?” reference, I will probably spam my friends’ walls with it.
The other video doesn’t feature Hannah as heavily, but I mean, it’s obviously still worth watching.
Ok, let’s talk about our Harto feelings now.
I wonder if we have any Kraft singles, because I totally want to make it rain slices of cheese now.
Spam your friends’ walls. Is that what the kids are calling sex these days.
so. many. glorious. puns.
The sexy thing with the cheese… it’s confusing me.
Am I not gay after all? Am I really cheese-sexual? I have a lot of thinking to do.
Either way. I support you. Cheese is a very attractive thing.
In that case, both Harto, my cat Moos and me are cheesexuals too. I say, you’re in good company.
I love her face.
Hannah Harto has a doppelganger in the queer community in my city.
There’s a girl in my dorm who looks like her twin, and her name is Hannah. I’m thinking she’s actually a clone or something.
There’s one in Seattle, too, I swear. It’s very confusing for me
no matter what she does, it will be sexy as hell. (sometimes I like to get drunk to my drunk kitchen. justsayin)
I wish Hannah and I were friends in real life….. I’m putting that on my life’s bucket list.
How can one person be so funny?
*How can one person be so perfect?
OH MY GOD THE BEST
wait i just watched the second video and i’d like to add that OH MY GOD
If I wasn’t a Hartosexual before I totally am now.
i knew there was something i loved about this girl
and there it is all laid out in fisheye.
goddamn. what a champ.
HANNAH I LOVE YOU!
I love her so much!!!!!!!! These videos are so awesome.
I got no ice around my neck
but I got spice that’ll make you sweat.
I’m sorry. I can’t really use my words right now.
She can unwrap my cheese slices anytime.
No but really. I can never get them open. I could for serious use her help.
i’d like to NOMinate this for a comment award.
come back to hanada, but montreal. DRINKS ARE ON ME.
Le puedo enseñar español…Me encanta
it’s difficult for me to comment when i can’t stop watching the videos.
Frederick! Come, take me in the butt!
I swear, the flashing THYME sends me into giggles and tears at the same time.
Thank god I’m not the only one!
Sometimes I think Hannah Hart is the perfect woman but then I remember that Rachel Maddow exists. They should have children for serious.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HARTO!!!!!!!!
This blew me away. She’s really fucking good.
Now I really want cheese…
The thing that has been confusing the fuck out of me ever since I saw the video for the first time is the ‘pants’-shirt. Is it or is it not a Real L-Word reference?
Andrew runs “Songs To Wear Pants To” and pants shirts are STWPT merchandise. I’m buying myself one for Christmas.
In fact, here’s a video about them!
Andrew’s “toast and gravy” line is also a STWPT reference. Harto and Pants are my internet dreams coming true!
She reminds me of Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man. But better.
I love the way she says ‘hello’
Imagine waking up next to her in a sunlit room on a Sunday and hearing that hello.
Wow. Are there even words to describe this much awesome in one place? My drunk kitchen is probably as much fun as one can have almost making things that you almost have all the ingredients for! And this song is so punny I can’t handle it….i know I’m not the only one with a bag of thyme like that in my cupboard..amirite?!
oh my god i can’t believe she was in my hometown!!! Yeah toronto!!! alllsssoo is it sad that i could recognize the bottle of wine he was drinking? It’s called “sibling rivalry” a canadian wine and its cheap and tasty!!!
she has totally showcased her rapping skills before in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oLsTc_kETY there is an awesome amount of tophats in that and the fanciest game of beirut ever
i also have many cheese feelings!
1. This is where I am in my life, also. I’m totally okay with that though.
2. I die every time he says “Hannah Hart-attack”. Hgebgahkaeugkja.
3. She’s so fucking cute. All the time.
4. He’s wearing a bow tie and a waistcoat.
5. He pulls a banana out of said waistcoat. I don’t even..
Both these videos make my life at the moment.
i’m officially madly in love *_*
So…I noticed the other day while visiting Hannah’s website that she’s changed her bio and no longer makes the admission to being a “homo”. Not that her being a homo is a surprise but I want to know what she’s made that change.
I have feelings towards cheese as well. Darn it Harto-san. New fetishes are born every day with cute girls like you sexualize mundane things, like food. XD
And I noted that too, Tad2dMuse. Who knows why, but she needs not explaining herself, she already has.
…A year later this comment shall be replied to.