HOW IT ALL BEGAN:
Today I came across these reinventions of Bill Watterson’s now timeless comic classic, and I got to thinkin.’
Looking back at my formative years, hardly anything made more of an impact on young geek me than the comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes.
FREUD IS SUCH A CREEP:
In retrospect, Hobbes was clearly the ego to Calvin’s id (those are technical terms for grown-ups). Turns out my fave comic was a treatise on maturity, aesthetics and existential angst. Not just how to make the exactly-fucking-perfect-snowball. Weird.
I realize now that Hobbes (the sometimes tiny tiger stuffed animal, sometimes actual tiger) wasn’t even actually there, he was just some lofty manifestation of a little cartoon dude’s psyche. And young geek me feels a bit betrayed…but I guess this is growing up or something.
Looking back at Calvin & Hobbes today, I find myself drunk with intense, ethereal nostalgia. It’s good I realized all of this philosophical junk, because I can be totally pretentious about it in a smart, ironic self-aware way now that makes it okay to shamelessly read a comic strip about an pre-adolescent boy and his toy tiger.
SO LET’S HEAR IT. YOUR TURN!
Calvin & Hobbes is certainly among my most beloved early brushes with geekdom, but I want to know: What’s your favorite little chunk of geek nostalgia? Or big chunk! Or like 25 chunks! Or a million little pieces!
This is a no-holds-barred time to tell us: What brings you back? A comic strip? A video game? A bio class? Or something shiny and electronic, perhaps? C’mon, fess up- we’re just getting started!
Taylor, I’m going to write more later because I’m running out the door but I just had to tell you that OMG WE ARE THE SAME PERSON I THINK, POSSIBLY? Calvin and Hobbes was one of the biggest things about my childhood. Srsly.
I have like 8 calvin and hobbes books. And I even had a stuffed tiger that I tried to pretend was alive and had snarky things to say to me.
I feel like there must be some otherworldly thing happening, and it’s entirely possible that all of our shared philosophies on life w/in Team Autostraddle can be attributed to mutual obsession with Calvin & Hobbes.
Oh my god, Calvin and Hobbes turned us gay!!! Genius!
I made my parents buy me every single Calvin & Hobbes book in print when I was a kid.
I HAVE EVERY SINGLE CALVIN AND HOBBES BOOK TOO OMG. I love reading comics like Pearls Before Swine and Get Fuzzy but nothing, NOTHING compares to Calvin and Hobbes. I didn’t understand Calvin’s musings one bit, but I loved that his imagination was so strong that he could turn his stuffed tiger into a real friend. AND ALSO INVENT THE TRANSMOGRIFIER AND THE TIME TRAVEL THING AND TAYLOR, I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE SNOWMEN LIKE CALVIN. This brings back so many feelings!
i can’t believe it made us gay. and led us here TO THIS MOMENT.
aw, i didn’t realize everyone loves it too! and that IT MADE US GAY. it was def a shot in the dark
that top picture is the background of my comp right now!! one time i traced a bunch of different snowman comics and put them together to make my own then was gonna send it to Bill Watterson but never did which is probably a good thing in retrospect because i didn’t get the whole id/ego concept and may have given Billy gray hairs or something. the end.
aw, i love the snowmen. esp. the grotesquely disfigured ones.
fuck man, just looking at PICTURES of calvin & hobbes like, MOVES me. makes me want to go dig out all my old books, especially the big ones with the huge colour pictures that used words in their titles i didn’t quite understand at the time but still appreciated, like indispensable. there was so much more going on than i ever realized, that reading them again as an adult they still blow me away. i’m proud to say that i actually used the word “transmogrifier,” IN context, recently. did you ever try and mimic his snow men? i tried to do that scene where the guy gets shot through the stomach with a snow cannon, but i could never get it as perfect as calvin did.
tell me about it. I used to wish i could do half all the cool things calvin and hobbes did. probs going to get my sister to bring me one of the books next time she comes round, i now have a craving!
i didn’t live somewhere where i could make snowmen…but i was way jealous, also he made building snowmen look a lot easier than i think it prob is.
Living in Texas and knowing it was hopeless, making snowmen didn’t capture my attention as much as PLAYING CALVINBALL DID. I wanted to play Calvinball like so bad omg. Still do.
Oh man. Memories. I was the only kid in the “gifted program” in elementary school. This meant that I didn’t have to deal with silly things like class. I got to go where I wanted and do what I wanted for the entire school day. What would I do with such a freedom? One might think that the possibilites were endless. They were. But I’m ridiculous (read “the coolest person ever”) because I just played Oregon Trail and Odell Lake in the library for hours and hours and hours.
You were the only one and they still had a class for you? That’s terrible/awesome (but not in the usual context). My gifted class was smallish, but like yours we didn’t do class things. Grade 7 we did film: we accomplished no math and minimal science, and made movies for most of the year.
Grade 8 was the buisness unit where we watched the apprentice and planned/marketed/pulled off a fair at our school for charity.
I think this is why I still totally nerd out on buisness articles and the aprentice.
In conclusion, gifties FTW.
I went to an entire school for gifted kids, which meant I didn’t know that Dungeons & Dragons was just for weirdos and not for everyone. Everyone at MY school LOVED it!
weirdos are made of win! and have roleplay sex…arguably.
I was the only one in elementary school, but I had others with me after that. What can I say? I didn’t come from the brightest area. I live close to Three Mile Island… That might have something to do with it.
We had 2 classrooms of 6th, 7th & 8th graders and the rest of school mocked us for being the ‘gifted kids’… but we got to work in the office, make all the bulletin boards, make fancy projects and go on a lot of field trips, so I guess it all evened out.
yeah i was in that type of thing in high school, and the cool stuff we got to do (visit a rapid prototyping lab, drive a F3 car, totally skive a lot of school) almost made up for the amount of abuse we got from the rest of our year. almost.
what? man in my gifted program i had to do more work than everybody else but sometimes got to make cardboard robots. and get called an “enrichie.”
I got kicked out the gifted program after one day. I was too mazy, the teacher said. so in the end I just transferred to a school were all the smart kids were.
also: BEAKMAN’S WORLD. forget bill nye, man, Beakman was the OG. i still do this trick that i learned from that show, and i seriously impress the shit out of people with it TO THIS DAY. #RoyG.Biv
omg I had like 3 Beakman VHS’s. He taught me to make a compass! We tight.
Magic School Bussssss
hahaha omg me too.
Ms Frizzle FTW.
every time i see some disheveled ginger I mutter to myself “….ha, Ms. Frizzle”
THE VOICE ACTRESS OF MS FRIZZLE IS A LESBIAN.
just so everyone knows!
When I was about 5 years old my mom bought me this old school video game console called the Sega Pico and in 1995 it was SO futuristic. I played a lot of sonic the hedgehog after kindergarten.
Everytime I see it stashed under my t.v I have to fight the urge not to dig it out and play it for HOURS.
Oh, and I fucking loved my GameBoy Pocket. I played toy story. And that camera you could add on the top!
You were in kindergarten in 1995?! Holy geezus I just sprouted another white hair.
one word: MS DOS. Oh wait, that’s two words.
Anyways.Even as a kid I spended hours in front of the computer, playing games like pac man and space invaders and solidaire. I even practiced my numbers on it, hah.
I also remember one time I saw a political debate of some sorts on television and I reenacted it later with my sisters barbies (since the politicians were almost all men with mustaches, I drew mustaches on my sister’s barbies)
SRSLY just thinking of DOS games makes my heart swell. My dad was any early adopter of computers, so I started playing DOS games with my brother at age 3. I have such a warm, happy memory of us sitting on our dad’s lap, at his desk in the basement of the house I grew up in, playing Gorillas (right after watching The Simpsons, before 9 PM bedtime).
I WISH I COULD STILL CONTROL EARTH’S GRAVITATION PULL
Commander Keen was probably the best time i’d ever had on a computer until i discovered porn. and netflix.
i like to think of autostraddle as porn for the mind. and, you know, sometimes the eyes; so it all fits
Ahh! I totally played Commander Keen!
I had ALL the Calvin and Hobbes books
Also, the original Zelda game? Even hearing the music reminds me of my beginnings as a geeklet.
i think the original zelda music is where john williams gets all his inspiration. i am humming it right now!
The first CD I ever had was all the music from Zelda stolen off Napster.
everytime i hear epona’s song or any of the temples’ song i want to cry. true story.
I have a Link keychain as we speak…. Still pull out Ocarina of Time now and again.
i actually wanted to go dressed up as link for halloween… but i didn’t have the time and couldn’t find my zelda… cause let’s admit it, zelda was a wuss. i wasn’t going to be zelda. unless she was shiek. ok shiek i’ll do. figuratively and literally.
yeah…shiek= so much hotter
definitely! when i play super smash brothers i always go as zelda and turn into sheik.
Five words: Jones in the Fast Lane
The first console we had growing up was a Sega Master System. On it, there was a “hidden” maze game that you could unlock. I spent hours playing that game. It was the most basic thing ever, just a blue screen with a bunch of white lines. At the time, I thought it was the coolest thing.
both my brothers had gameboys and i wanted to be different so i got a sega gameGEAR, with sonic the hedgehog. i tried to get into it but even at the time i knew deep down it was far inferior the gameboy.
i STILL have my original chunky green gameboy. back when they only came in gray and green.
-Kid Pix on a floppy disc.
-In elementary school, I wouldn’t talk to kids, so they were just like “Go play on the computer.” Which apparently, I loved. So much in fact that they let me take computer classes instead of English.
-Lots of time with boys.
omg pokemon. I still love them.
“now Sceptile, I CHOOSE YOU!”
yeah…pokemon was kind of the shit. i’m not really sure why. i like groups of affiliated things that are in a set, but all different in some ways. soo, pokemon fulfilled this really weird attraction to things like that. except i explained that really poorly
I am a fucking pokemon. I have a hat that says “Pika-Choo”.
i am a pokemon too!
acording to my friends i bare an uncanny resemblance to squirtle. good to know i’m not alone.
Omg Frogger! That is like my earliest gaming memory. On a old bbc computer, that used the giant floppy discs. We were only allowed ‘educational’ games so had ones like Settlers, and that taught you about clouds and metereology, and this ridiculous one called Kraken. After the delight of CD-Rom I played a lot of Helicop where you had to go around shooting letters and numbers to spell or solve maths problems. In retrospect it was kind of shit. We didn’t have a tv, so I never had any games consoles which I think is part of why I have an N64 and a Sega now. The other part is becuase they are awesome.
FROGGER. i played it on sega? maybe? maybe ps1…which reveals it wasn’t all that long ago
We weren’t allowed to have video games but we could have computer games deemed educational in some sense, there was a game called Black Cauldron and I remember it had a 1-900 number for tips, and when we’d get stuck we’d have to beg and plead with our parents to let us call the number for tips, which they considered a gigantoid waste of money. I think about that sometimes ’cause it’s crazy how the internet has made shit like that obsolete, can you imagine paying for tips?
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. i def remember there being those numbers. so weird!
Bloom County – Bill the Cat – ACK! ::hysterical laughter:: Tied with Calvin and Hobbes as faves.
bloom county is the best! rosebud the basselope might be my favorite. that and my n64 and NES
My world view shifted a little bit when I started studying John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes and had to reconcile my experiences with ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ with the dead white men they were named after. I’ve recovered, but there was a bit of trauma.
My geekiest obsession is time travel and parallel universes, which started when at a very young age I discovered the Back to the Future movies (basically the most awesome movies ever!). To this day I still tell anyone who will listen that when Marty jumps into the DeLorean to escape the plutonium gangsters, the current date showing on the DeLorean screen is my exact date of birth (day, month, YEAR, that’s right).
yeah…as a philosophy student myself, there was def trauma.
Philosophy, really? Like what type? I have a degree in continental (don’t judge) philosophy of ethics and religion [Levinas (ethics) and Derrida (religion)]. I was all up in that shit. I double majored along w/poli sci so that’s where Hobbes came in. SO MUCH TRAUMA. Eek.
i minored in it, rendering it even more useless in a practical sense. just your standard ethics/metaphysics/phenomenology, etc. with a heavy continental bias too. also, I took an entire class on Kant’s critique of pure reason. WHY DID I DO THAT? weirdest decision ever.
i think one of my all time fave pretentious titles is still Kant’s “Prolegomena to any Future Metaphysics.” fuck if I know what that’s about.
that Kant class probably produced some of the funniest cartoons I have ever drawn in the margins of my notebook.
Ya, that class would be a nightmare. Kant is a bit of a bore. My fave pretentious titles come from Nietzshe’s Ecce Homo though – “Why I Am So Wise”, “Why I Am So Clever”, “Why I Write Such Good Books” and “Why I Am a Destiny,” FTW.
omg were you born at precisely 1:20 am and 0 seconds? Because that would be amazing. why do I know that?
and I’m assuming you’ve all seen this masterpiece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY
Also, Calvin and Hobbes totally taught me to read… although I’m pretty sure I was convinced “Hobbes” was pronounced “hobbies” until I was like 8.
Trapper Keepers. I had one during elementary school in the early 90s. Good times.
my FAVORITE thing used to be buying school supplies before the school year started! and trapper keepers were very connected to social status and being cool…which is hilarious and so bizarre
Mine had a penguin on it. I thought I was pretty awesome. Now I realize I was just lame haha. But you’re right, it’s totally bizarre the relationship that Trapper Keepers had with social status.
we were not allowed to have trapper keepers because they thought people would trap/keep drugs in them. but i was in 3nd grade and no 2nd graders smoked weed.
“we were not allowed to have trapper keepers because they thought people would trap/keep drugs in them”
I think the world can be divided into two kinds of people: women who have lost a sibling or parent to cholera on the Oregon Trail, and those who have not.
i feel like my people always, always died of dysentery. which is kind of sick, now that i know what that is.
It was a few games before I realized I couldn’t possibly haul a buffalo back to my family no matter how starved we were.
My elementary school made us play Oregon Trail every week in computer class. How great is that? Set aside time during school for compulsory Oregon Trail. Public school FTW.
me too! it rocked. it was in 4th grade, i think. and it was beautiful. like…that game realistically had no educational value. i feel like i drowned an equal number of times fording or floating the river. which maybe sends a very unpatterned, incoherent message to kids trying to figure out how the fuck to get to the other side of the river.
Oregon Trail defined my elementary school experience.
It wasn’t until recently when I realized my British friends had never heard of it that I realized that we were being indoctrinated with ideas of manifest destiny and dying for the American dream. And OH GOD was it FUN!
But why couldn’t my goddamn oxen ever ford the fucking river???! I was always SO CLOSE.
You can play oldschool Oregon Trail here: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html They also have a bunch of other games as well.
OMG! I made it to Oregon AS A CARPENTER! Cholera and dysentery free. Man, I feel like a grown up. :D
we did not have Oregon Trail in canada. #sadbuttrue
I swear we did. But I country hopped a lot as a kid and so I could just be confused. Regardless of anything we DID have The Yukon Trail, which was the weird version they made for Canadian schools so we could still learn about old-school Canadian geography and stuff while still getting to play the most awesome game ever.
maybe some places had it, i don’t know. we didn’t have it at any of the schools i went to in Ontario.
Ohhh Ontario. BC totally likes to pretend it is in America (just the part of America where drugs aren’t really illegal) so that’s probably why we had it Vancouver.
er…what drugs are legal in canada exactly? just…a little research
Oh my gosh, all drugs. We’re totally down with everything. My friend from Seattle was all “come camping with me, let’s have fun,” and I was all “can we please have fun in my country b/c getting caught with drugs cannot fuck up our futures,” and she agreed and we had fun in Vancouver b/c no one cares and all drugs are pretty much legal. AND if anyone I work with/supervise/experience reads this I am SO totally joking. Heart.
I LOVE the Yukon Trail, definitely the best of the “Trail” type games (Oregon, Yukon, and Amazon are the only ones I know of) I would play it constantly, to this day I sometimes get the river music stuck in my head.
i was the only one of my friends with yukon trail. they were all dying of cholera while i was livin’ it up looking for gold.
We didn’t have it in Montreal. But my cousin did have a board game called “North to Alaska”.
HOLY WOW I just remembered the Yukon trail. that shit was hard! But so so good.
Yeah this is first I’ve heard of this Oregon Trail thing, and just googled. I’m not sure I was missing out.
YOU MISSED OUT.
you may not know what you have missed by not trying to ford the river on your own…but there is something missing.
We had Oregon Trail in my elementary school in Canada. I remember nervously watching the pixelly wagon floating across the pixelly river and hoping it wouldn’t bust apart and lose clothing, extra wagon parts, food, people etc. It always busted open, fuckin wagon…
does no one remember NIBBLES?
I remember *getting* nibbled, but I’m not sure what that has to do with the topic.
i had to google it. i did a computer search. i didn’t remember it.
you guys! NIBBLES! it was a 2-bit yellow line “worm” on a blue screen on your computer that you could move at right angles with the arrow keys and ate numbers, getting longer with each one until you finally destroyed yourself! NIBBLES YOU GUYS
So it was like early Snake?
You have officially out-geeked us all. LOL
I had an obsession with The Secret of Monkey Island from a young age. Especially insult sword fighting, best response ever = ‘How appropriate, you fight like a cow’
LucasArts games were the bestest.
Also I had an obsession with the Karate Kid and re-enacted the story with lego people.
OH MY GOSH, The Secret of Monkey Island. Guybrush Threepwood was my first crush, I swear.
playing the orginal Mario Bros. for NES with my big brother would cause a competitive spirit (exclusive to video games) to fester between us that has endured to the present day! It’s a serious problem at family gatherings where there is a TV and any console.
fight to the death!
those paddles hurt when you get them in the face!
My personal fav was Super Mario 3, with the mushroom huts where the hot princess gave you useful stuff. Only problem was you couldn’t save the game, so I just left it on for weeks at a time.
MONKEY ISLAND FTW!
I definitely had a huge obsession with reading, especially Animorphs. I almost convinced myself that I had morphing powers as well and was half way tempted to jump into Shamu’s tank to test them. I also named my dog after the character Cassie so everytime I took her for a walk was an adventure in my demented imagination.
Man, Animorphs was so great! When I saw X Men 2, my first thought was “oh that’s the kid from the Animorphs TV show!” I was always really sad for Tobias, though.
animorphs was the shit. i think i may have read them when i was too old, which is a little stigmatizing
I only read 1 or 2 Animorphs, but GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!I had them all.
Ahh Calvin and Hobbes makes my heart melt a bit to this day. I used to read those books over and over.
I think my earliest geek memory was getting an OG Nintendo for Christmas. Duck Hunt was alright, but it was Mario that I couldn’t stop playing. I’d go for hours and hours at a time just trying to make it to the final castle. In fact, the sad part of it is, I don’t think I ever made it there. The Princess was locked in the dungeon forever, all because of me..
Another one that gets me is the memory of my mom blowing into a shiny gold Nintendo diskette and then holding down the Select button when she’d put it in so she could pick up where she left off. The music of The Legend of Zelda is an instant time machine. I’d sit watching her play for hours. Remember how Link would fall down through black with the Tri Force raised high over his head? Aw man. I eventually started my own game and.. come to think of it.. I never rescued ~that princess either…
i’m sure the princesses are okay. hopefully someone here took care of it. i can prob say i saved a chunk of em
I’m sure you’re right. And good thing for it too. However, it doesn’t say much about my hero abilities.
yo. wishbone computer game anyone? or just wishbone in any/every context?
What’s the story, Wiiiishhbone?
Oh man, I watched that every day after school.
How gay was Samantha and her flannel shirts and ballcaps and activism???
homygod stop. is that really samantha?
It sure is. :D
If it weren’t for Wishbone, I would’ve failed my college English Literature degree for sure. My vague childhood recollections of Wishbone episodes helped me bullshit my way through many unbearably dry classics. THANK YOU, SOCCER THE DOG. (My mom was always disturbed that Wishbone/Soccer the dog wasn’t “fixed” — Bob Barker was also dismayed, I’m sure.)
one wknd in ’89, my mom had to put our dog to sleep and she was really sad, so she made my stepdad buy us the NES so we’d leave her alone and she could cry all day in the bathroom. my favorite game was Mickey Mouscapades because everyone else hated it, which meant i got further on it than my stupid brothers did, unlike Super Mario Bros., which I sucked at.
then one day, we got Legend of Zelda and everyone lost their minds for a few months — all anyone in my family did was play that game. my stepdad was obsessed, to the point of drawing maps of every screen on a legal pad with carefully illustrated bushes — the ones you had to burn were in red, obvs. he’d stay up until 3 a.m. playing Zelda.
My Dad was that way with Wonder Boy, a game on the original SEGA. And then someone put a penny in the SEGA and it was broken for forever. Everyone blamed my baby brother but I think we all secretly thought it was my Mom who felt that my Dad was getting a little out of control with the SEGA.
My mom used to draw the Zelda maps as well. She had her big roll of poster board and her special map drawing coloured pencils and whenever she’d play, she’d unroll that thing in front of her. It was pretty amazing and impressive.
now i finally feel like my family wasn’t so weird after all! thanks, guys
I never got farther than the water level and got frustrated. But I was still obsessed with it and needed an outlet. So I used to draw things from the cheat book I bought (mostly Sheik, because I was gay or something).
Pokemon, NES, and DOS games. Those made up the first 12 or so years of my life.
i played this way weird DOS ‘game’ that totally blew my mind at the time where you typed in questions, pressed enter and then a robotic, otherworldly force would answer you. of course we always typed in misguided sexual questions for some reason. later AOL had something like this that you could IM…and it was still entertaining. i don’t know why.
that movie The Wizard? that movie blew my mind. VIDEO ARMAGEDDON! how did he know about the whistle, mario 3 wasn’t even out yet! i wanted a Power Glove so badly after that. it’s no surprise the Power Glove didn’t really take off with the people though, in retrospect it was pretty ridiculous.
I wanted a power glove. And Jenny Lewis.
I honestly believe that the show Digimon helped shape me as a human being.
that was a sweet show. i really liked the animation for some reason. even though i was, again, probably too old to be watching it.
Kinda a Pokémon rip off, but still good… Digimon, digital monsters, digimon are the champions…
Harry Potter. I can’t even find the words to express my feelings on the topic. Just… Harry Potter.
And robots. My childhood dream was to grow up to be one.
I still love robots pretty much more than anything, its ridiculous. Had this convo this afternoon with one of my friends:
Her: “I have a present for you, but don’t build it up it could be a bit of a let down.”
Me: “What is it?”
Her: “A picture of a robot.”
Me: ” How could a picture of a robot ever be a let down?”
This whole thread is making me so happy, and making the library wayy more bearable. Also I wish I was a robot right now so I could stop my avatar changing randomly all the time!
This. HP discussion still gets me excited.
omg wait me too. I know Riese totally doesn’t get Harry Potter, but those books CHANGED MY LIFE. WHEN I HAD NO FRIENDS HARRY POTTER WAS MY FRIEND. Fuck I love books, that shit is GOLD.
Oh Harry. I used to try and deny it but as soon as I read the first book I was in lurve. I literally would not sleep for like a whole weekend when i read the first 5. This might be why I’m an insomniac. My mother bought me a hogwarts banner like….2 christmases ago.
hermoine was always my favorite.
she still is.
CONFESSION: I HAVE A LEGITIMATE CRUSH ON HERMOINE GRANGER.
Haha my only Harry Potter crush is Luna Lovegood. I like a girl who can make me laugh.
Right?! It was just an amazing world to disappear into. I read the first one when I was six years old, so those books are a HUGE part of my childhood (I even like the movies). Every time a new book came out, I’d barely eat or sleep until I finished (luckily I read quite fast… or that would be slightly problematic).
One thing, though: One of my all time favorites is Tonks (NOT in the 5th film), but 1. WHY,Joe, WHY? 2. she can’t possibly be straight?
One my lecturers this semester looks/talks like Snape, which is amazing and totally makes me pay more attention. He’s absolutely lovely though so its a bit of a mindfuck.
my girlfriend has a thing for snape/alan rickman. SHE HAS POOR TASTE IN MEN THAT’S HOW I KNOW SHE’S GAY
so does mine. she says he’s “mean-hot.”
Your girlfriend and I have that in common (the gay thing and the Alan Rickman thing). It’s the voice for me. But when he was in Love, Actually I hated him. WHO WOULD CHEAT ON EMMA THOMPSON?
i used to ‘do research’ on encarta 97 and instead play the mindmaze trivia game over and over and over, truly nerdy. but therein lies the root of my love of trivia and common knowledge.
OH MY GOD I had totally forgotten about that. I used to do the same! I think the sort of trumpety chime sound it made when you were right must have been kind of addictive. Its prob why I always surprise myself with my random knowledge during Trivial Pursuit.
OMG, I spent *hours* doing that! I was terrible at it, though.
Same here on the hours doing it + terribleness.
I fifth this motion.
ack. this makes me so happy. i own every single calvin and hobbes book…i remember staying up insanely late at night with a flashlight rereading every book and just laughing. i was probably 8…good times.
but what brings me back? baking/decorating cakes. every time i do it, especially putting the frosting on, i’m reminded of this one barney birthday episode where they baked barney a cake and had purple frosting, perfect sprinkles, and giant candles. it was the greatest thing ever and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside of some reason. frosting cakes is definitely my favorite thing ever because of barney. it’s one of my earliest memories.
Most deff Pokemon.
i just remembered an earlyish PC game that was a puzzle with a mouse…and cheese…maybe a cat? hm. same era as that impossible downhill skier game
That mouse game was soo good! In the skiing game, did the yeti get you after you hit a tree, or was just that you could never win so he ate you eventually?
And those are in the same era as the timeless masterpiece we call “minesweeper”.
THE YETI ALWAYS, ALWAYS GOT ME…like he ran in crazily from the side and got me. i never had a chance. wtf
same thing with me. that yeti was on a missioN!
WOW! I’d completely forgotten that game.
I blame my knowledge of useless trivia and my obsession with winning a pub quiz to spending so many hours playing Jeopardy on DOS. We only had like 3 games and I got tired of pretending to ski just to get eaten by a freakin’ YETI. The other game had some kind of giant purple monster in it…
And I kinda miss our old printer where you had to pull off the little side bits with the holes.
I had a dinosaur game on an old PS1, where you if you one the game it would print off a picture of whatever dinosaur you used (stegasaurus, brontosaurus, or t-resx) on that side-hole paper.
Star Trek. Watched it every day after school. Patrick Stewart was my role model and from the age of 4 till the age of 7 I was convinced my parents had kidnapped me because they were secretly aliens. I was disappointed to learn they didn’t have tentacles.
I wanted to be Data so I would have no feelings
haha that is simultaneously geeky and emo and awesome.
Someone started randomly drawing Calvin and Hobbes cartoons around campus my Senior year.
If I had discovered who it was I would have bent down on one knee and proposed. They were awesome.
I think I’ve always loved computers. I remember for fun I would take a book and basically retype it into a word processor. Also, I loved the “typing master” program for our first mac. I just did typing exercises all day and play the game with the falling letters/words. I also bought those brain busters (?) flash card thingies JUST FOR FUN. Oh and guys remember the speak n spell computer things?!? The red one was a spelling one and the blue one was a math one? I went through a few of them.
When I was old enough to play NES with my brothers, I would commandeer the system, we would take turns on th Mario levels. We would leave the tv and game on overnight for weeks at a time. LOL. I loved that wizard movie and I remember all that blowing and snapping we did to the game cartridges. And it always took finesse to get the old ac adapter cord to fall perfectly into place since the wiring would quickly go bonkers. I also wasted money by having a subscription to Nintendo Power. Hehe.
In terms of cartoons, umm, I watched a lot of transformers.
I loved the typing games like how really athletic guys liked to shoot hoops to show off. Like the kids would gather round to see how fast I could type. Now everyone types fast. Still, I’d play a round of Mavis Beacon if I could.
Oh, Zelda. The only thing I could do on the N64 version was ride the horse. And I did. Nuff said.
Star Wars is the core of my geeksoul. Like, there are parts of Empire and Return of the Jedi that I tear up watching.
This thread is so awesome, I think I may just start crying.
Ohhh, I have an urge to wax lyrical about everything from Atari to Wizardry to my first, clunky Gameboy, but I’ll limit it to what this thread is missing:
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
With Brooke! Somebody tell me they get this?
(I get this)
Me too! I watched the TV show religiously.
Oh man, I just did a facebook search for Carmen Sandiego… the number of different languages that came up made me ridiculously happy. She’s being looked for EVERYWHERE!
Yo tambien Jugue Carmen Sandiego
Dov’e` finita Carmen Sandiego?
Le retour de Carmen Sandiego
My favorite: If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had kids, we would NEVER FIND THEM.
I used to play this game called math blaster, it was simple math problems that took place in space and stuff. I loved it, yet I somehow really suck at simple math.
MATH BLASTER, ME TOO!
Math Blaster! Also Math Munchers where you had to eat the correct answers. I learned what acute angles and improper fractions were specifically so that I could play that game.
I played this and Treasure Mountain and some game on the Mac where you could make your own monster. And then on Prodigy I used to play Carmen Sandiego and a few other games and I connected to the internet with a TELEPHONE CABLE.
I had this (Apple?) keyboard, floppy disc drive and light pen that hooked up to your tv. It had math and science games and (the best part!) a game that was like Paint but you used the light pen to draw right on the tv! I also had an NES that died one day after many hours of Track and Field and I was devastated. I counted the days until the weekends where I could go play Toejam and Earl on my cousin’s Sega Genesis.
I loved me some legos. Ah, reminiscing. Neato thread idea!
loved legos! and I also got a pail of those linky ones from the infomercials. Don’t know what they were called, but they played those commercials a lot on Nickelodeon. They were bigger blocks, but you could link them to make “rounded” objects.
oh dear. i used to collect bugs! and put little latin nametags on their sad little corpses. [the shame!] i played with mechano. i used to go to summer braincamps at universities. i grew up on campus too, hanging out in the anthropology and archaelogy labs, where my parents were students, and i played with electron microscopes and buffalo toe skeletons. and to this day i double numbers in my head, into the millions, when i space out. oh, and i make sock garters! should i even admit all this publicly?
yes, you should. that’s awesome about the bugs. and i would like to play in those labs…
hehe. ok, good.
i forgot… nancy drew. something so dark and velvety and mysterious about those books.
I never could get into Nancy Drew, even though everyone I knew loved those books. The Boxcar Children on the other hand….who wouldn’t want to live in an abandoned boxcar with three or four of your closest siblings, all having to share a frigid creek for bath time? That sounds like such a horrible theme for a book series looking back on it now.
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE A FUCKING BOXCAR CHILD
oh my gah oh my gah omg omg omg. BOXCAR CHILDREN!!!!!! YES! ME! I read every single one of those friggin books. Boxcar Crack. BOXCRACK (hehe that sounds dirty)
I didn’t like Nancy Drew, and read the Hardy Boys instead. And those books by Willard Price about the brothers who go and capture animals and stuff, but I think they were possibly my mums from when she was a child. Oh and Little House on the Prairie! And Little Women! And Asterix! I should stop now or this is just going to turn into a giant list of books and exclamation marks.
Trixie Belden – totally crushed out on her. She was gay, I know it!
This thread makes me so happy! Thank you so much for making it happen! I keep thinking of more and more things. I remember I used to pretend to be an air traffic controller. I’d sit in front of my first computer with a word document open. I wore earmuffs as a headset and typed random things aligned to the right. I didn’t have much fun, but I did it a lot.
I also remember this really cheap encyclopedia software. I thought it was the coolest thing ever to get the computer to talk to me by pronouncing the words. Oh, oh, oh! And if I typed in a type of musical instrument there would be a little jingle that played as an example of that instrument. I was very bummed that “steel drums” did not produce this phenomenon. Keep in mind this was before the internet was commonplace.
POKEMONpokemonpokemonpokémon. I swear that ruined my early education because I would just take my gameboy pocket to school. I played for HOURS a day, I hid my gameboy and everything so my parents wouldn’t realise the extent of my 7yo addiction.
Also, HOW DO I PUT A PHOTO ON HERE, I do not understand, wai
see where it says “Want a picture next to your name in the comments? Get it here!”
Oh Nina, thank-you for teaching me how to use the internets.
DID ANYONE PLAY SNAPDRAGON?
I think I read every goosebumps book ever written.
I still have a bunch stashed in my room haha, such classics! “why I’m afraid of bees” and “say cheese – and die!” are my standouts
goosebumps: create your own ending ftw.
And Lego. OMG you guys.
Hours and hours building things.
Lego and k’nex probably took half of my childhood.
oh and MECCANO of course.
Building robots and planes were my favorite.
I was super into the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers as it was the greatest show ever besides any programming on Nickelodeon and possibly Voltron. Looking back I’ve realized that every episode was the same and they totally should have just made Megazord and stomped on the bad guys when they were still small. The green/black/white ranger was my fave. Also, I didn’t understand why the girls had to wear skirts.
I’m a park ranger, and my last name is Green. GREEN RANGER FTW! If I had a nickle for the number of drunks that realized this while I was in the middle of yelling at them, I’d have at least $12.
this thread is fantastic. I miss my lite brite. my SNES. DUCK HUNT. Wolfenstein 3d. When you wanted to use cds in a computer you had to put them in those plastic cases and then put them in the computer. My transformer action figures. I also had this little red computer thing that would teach me how to spell and it would talk to to me I do not remember the name for it but I thought the voice was very comforting for a computer.
omg, Wolfenstein. And Duke Nukem. And Command & Conquer. SO MANY MEMORIES.
Command & Conquer! How could I forget! My brother had it on his computer, and I wasn’t allowed to use it so obviously did whenever he was out and spent hours playin C&C. And Quake. And bloody Age of Empires, which I loved and hated at the same time.
We also weren’t really allowed plastic toys (its like my parents wanted us to get bullied) so never had any transformers action figures back in the day, which is probs why I can’t resist them now. Btw, the new ones are marketed for ages 3+, but it took the combined efforts of me and my flatmates two days to successfully transform Optimus Prime, it was very upsetting.
speak n spell! see above ;) had a blue math one too!
YES SPEAK N SPELL!!!
Anyone remember the tv show called Today’s Special, with the mannequin that was human when his hat was on and the puppet security guard with the foam moustache? I also loved Samurai Pizza Cats and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
saumari pizza cats! win win win!
taylor FTW!! You’re a superstar by far. On top of the “most commented” heap!
I love Calvin and Hobbes. I wanted to have a son just like Calvin when I grew up and now I that old cliche “Be careful what you wish for” makes total sense to me. My son is like Calvin in the best possible ways. He is now 8 and obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes himself. There is nothing better than hearing him in his bedroom laughing out loud as he reads (and memorizes) them all.
Hmm… programming in qbasic (I was either 13,14 or 15) was probably how it all began for me. I have to tell you though, qbasic was AWESOME. My friends and I used it for drawing silly figures, which led us to fractals, which I’m pretty sure is what led us to Mr. Bungle.
I have just one thing to say peeps: Smurfs.
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