Get Baked: Broccoli Cheddar Beer Soup

Let me tell you something about me: I love soup. I eat soup almost every night in the Winter. I especially love beer cheese soup and broccoli cheddar. The last time I was making broccoli cheddar soup, I was drinking a smoked lager and thought, “Why the fuck not?” I poured it in, and out came this genius creation.

Broccoli Cheddar Beer Soup

Serves: Six


4 cups of broccoli / 2 medium-large heads of broccoli
1 onion, diced
2/3/4 minced garlic cloves, depending on your personal feelings about garlic
1 cup carrots, grated or diced
1 1/2 cup potatoes (optional, but worth it)
1 can cream of chicken*
1 bottle of beer, preferably a smoked lager but really any amber-colored and medium-bodied beer will work**
Salt and Pepper
Optional: Spices, whatever you’d like. I’d recommend paprika, sage, thyme, basil, or whatever you have in your pantry, to be honest.
8 oz sharp cheddar***


1. Bring the water to boil, add the broccoli and cook until it’s tender. Drain the broccoli and set it aside to cool.

2. Toss the onions, garlic, carrots, and potatoes into a stock pot and saute until the onions are translucent.

3. Add the cream of chicken and the entire bottle of beer. Add whatever spices you’d like, including salt and pepper. I added paprika and basil this time for kicks but sometimes I toss in sage or thyme, depending what I have on hand. It is going to look like the least appetizing thing ever at this point but hold your horses, it’s getting there.

4. Turn heat down to low and simmer for at least a half hour and up to an hour. Stir it occassionally.

broccoli is a really hard word to spell — why aren’t there two l’s?!

5. Chop up the broccoli into small pieces, then toss into the soup. If your soup looks way too thick, add in up to a cup of water. Simmer it for 10-20 more minutes.

Sooo muuuuch cheese.

6. Grate the cheese and add it slowly to the soup, making sure it doesn’t touch the sides or bottom. If the cheese burns, your soup will be so gross. Don’t let that happen. Here’s the trick: Just leave it on top of the soup until it gets super melty, then stir it in right before you are ready to serve.

7. Serve with a dash of extra cheese on top. Tah dah!

I’m going to be honest and say that this isn’t even my soup because I forgot to take a picture of the finished product because I was starving. But doesn’t this look so good? via

* Vegetarian soup: substitute Cream of Chicken for Cream of any vegetable, especially asparagus and mushroom
** I used Z Lager from Fort Collins Brewery and it has this smoked bacon aftertaste and yummmmmmm.
*** Tillamook is my favorite. My mom uses Velveeta and it melts really well and has a smooth taste but I don’t know what Velveeta is exactly, so I try not to use it.

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Sarah Hansen lives in Colorado where she rides bikes and drinks beer. She is an MFA candidate in Creative Writing at Colorado State University in her free time. She is also the poetry editor of magazine when she can get around to it.

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  1. ‘Why the fuck not’ is the best reason to put something in food.

    Just make sure you don’t use about a hundred times as much as you intended by dropping the container of ‘why the fuck not’ thing into the food.

  2. i screwed this one up tonight by putting too much broccoli (and then overcompensating with too much cheese), but it still came out alright, just too thick! and today i learned that campbells cream of mushroom soup costs 3 euros in spain. ouch! :)

  3. This soup is AMAZING!!!! MY new favorite– thank you for sharing the recipe! I usually double the recipe so that I have extra for lunches too. I find it’s best with a cream of mushroom soup and 1 “good” beer and 1 run of the mill beer.

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