Foolish Child #99a: Where Is My Dad?

Child asks was "Mama, where is my Dad?Is my Dad cheating on you?" And Dickens responds, "Ew. No is that a joke?"  And goes on to explain, "You know that your Dad and I are just friends, right? Your Dad can date who he wants and same as I can date whomever I'd like to date." The child responds, "You mean whomever you'd like to date that wants to date you, too. You can't date people who don't like you or don't even know you exist." Dickens sighs, "I walked right into that one."..

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I am a queer coparenting mama to Dickens Jr. Doodler by day, 911 dispatcher by night. All my favorite shows look better on Tumblr. I am two years and 450K words deep into constructing a fanfic called Ages and I'm never giving up on it. Bering & Wells.

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  1. kids say such random out of left field shit! once when I was getting my preschool class down for nap I had a kid whisper into my ear “can hold me like baby spider?” and to this day I have no idea what that means

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