I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, because it’s always true:
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
This happens to me pretty much daily, if not hourly. Definitely weekly, and I’m not exaggerating with that one. So what’s a girl to do? Well, I’m known to resort to frantic backpack searching, turning my pockets inside out, crying, using other phones to call my phone, and even retracing my steps while chain-smoking in the dark to find my phone.
But who do i turn to when nobody else is home or my friend’s cellphone is dead or someone else lost their phone or I lost someone else’s phone or oh my god, where are my keys I lost my phone AGAIN.
The answer is wheresmycellphone.com, the only website that will be your friend in all of these times as long as you have access to mobile wi-fi or your Macbook. Just enter your phone number, and it calls your phone for you. Right there, right then. It won’t even judge you for being so drunk you left your phone in your purse that someone then stole. AND WHERESMYCELLPHONE.COM IS FREE BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU.
I know, this is overwhelming for you. Me too. Just bookmark it, and maybe post it online, and if you post it to Tumblr I bet you’ll find it in your archive next time you lose your phone and look for some of your posts of sad indie music to make you feel better.